So we know that Sburb is a sort of contest played between the forces of Creation (Skaia) and Destruction (the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors). This is a very interesting plot point, but there's almost entirely unexplored. Theoretically, every detail of Sburb should serve some purpose in the terms of this wager and its stakes.
So, what purpose is served by which features of the game? What do you think?
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To prevent rapid universe breeding and ensure the players are strong enough
Keep it to one fucking thread
Jade won't give up
Jade will miscarry
terezi...what do her toes look like?
Discuss.
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the change in personalities post-retcon can be explained by vriska psychologically torturing everyone on the meteor
>900 posts
>100 posters
>its all about davejade vs davekat
i just DONT CARE, hst. i dont care whos fucking dave in the ass! all of the romance shit was a bad addition to the story! all of it!
AG: You're next Rose! 8ring that fat ass over here!!!!!!!!
TT: Karkat, tell me. Does the pain ever end?
CG: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Jade will carry Dave bridal style into their honeymoon hotel where she'll reveal she's been in heat since the wedding and they'll spend a solid 24 hours fucking until the bed breaks, after which they'll watch a Kevin Hart movie and debate wheter or not he's actually got self-awareness of his situation, before then trying to see if Dave's balls can in fact, be drained completely of sperm.
Can they?
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the horrorterrors vs skaia thing is not at all canon. only one line in the whole comic could be said to hint that it is, and yet the horrorterrors never do anything to get in the way of a session succeeding whereas they help both B sessions on a bunch of occasions.
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omg!!!!!!! this is so cute!!!!! :')
Maybe. But the feeling of Dave whispering jokes to her as he pounds away makes her feel warm and happy so she's secretly warping the sperm back in. Dave is aware of this and doesn't mind because he likes the feeling of their chests pressed together while she giggles
>jade
>warping sperm out of her vagina
ooc
bland, boring and banal
like the rest of her character design
do you think dave and karkat get suspicious when daves balls are always inexplicably empty and jade starts developing a bump.
It goes back in anyway, for now she wants the comfort of her Strider coolkid attempting to freestyle into her breasts while ultimately affirming his love for her. And her breasts.
christ i agree
i wish they'd all just died horribly
dave isn't even that good of a character
why can't we talk about cool characters
like...
john!
In which occasions?
Could you state them?
No. Dave knows. He feels like he should feel guilty but the sight of Jade shopping for maternity wear stirs some primal feeling is his deflated loins.
How soon will John get Roxy pregnant? Will he and Dave reconnect over the shared pregnancy of their wives, and go back to being good friends with no trace of retcon Dave?
Wow that's a really explosive orgasm he had.
jESUs christ just read that last thread what the Fuck
>fujos are finally happy that their shitty meme pairing is canon
>John fucks Dave's mom and Karkat's ex-girlfriend
LOL
Does he just fuck Jade right there in the store?
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>John fucks Dave's mom and Karkat's ex-girlfriend
Terezi was never Karkat's girlfriend pre-retcon and much less post-retcon, RTFC
And Karkat is already being dogged
this is what we are now. this is all hussie left us with!
>In new earth, dogperson on blonde porn more or less replaces interracial porn
thats not an orgasm that he had thats his blood getting out of his body because he was killed by john because he was gay.
Yes, user.
Eternal DaveJade vs Davekat discussion.
just imagine her dressing up as bro and beating the shit out of dave and then manipulating karkat to make out with him
why john
o: its clearly an orgasm. karkat really needs to learn to use buckets more!! he got it all over daves chest too
Dave and Karkat are too vanilla to do petplay
well first off the horrorterrors together with scratch trick rose into creating the green sun, which is hugely important to sburb functioning at all. then they give her grimdark powers to fight with jack. then they make the bubbles which are vital for the success of B2, and they control who meets who leading to some extremely important interactions. all of this stuff is either neutral or helps rather than hinders the kids. it can easily be argued that the horrorterrors are acting in self-preservation and that is true. but why is it impossible to find something they did to make a session fail if they are apparently the 'forces of destruction' behind derse?
Vs is too stong a word. It's like ants against a magnifying glass, or Hussie against good business sense, there is no real contest
icels go away
now i know this is bait
ochinchin confirms that karkat can't even fathom the concept of not using a bucket, and it's very canon
no its me luci :(
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
Just another thing davejade has over davekat, as usual
You mean Davekat having the most supporters and you get crucified as a homophobe for disliking it?
source? i dont remember buckets existing on the meteor!! john should warn people before walking in on them like that. he'll just get a blast to the face if he keeps just spontaneously running in
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Dave died on top of Jade user, accept it. Focus on the remaining good characters like Caliborn.
why do you say its an orgasm? it could be blood as well too.
Yeah polls pretty much indicate consisently this is a heavy davejade state, only about two actual supporters. Breed or bleed is forever in the lead here
>poignant death scene
Another davejade advantage
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"but this is fanfiction!" actually it's not any more
He didn't use his time powers to try and save her.
Join us for the epilogue, won't you?
because John loves his friends and hes silly and oblivious! ^u^ its so like him to walk in on them right as they have a big explosive bukkake blast
He still fought for her after insisting he wouldn't. Even after grimbark, he was still willing to take up a hopeless fight for his dog girl
>she dresses up as mom and does nice mommy things
>rose is on the ground in fetal position foaming
It still is jarring the quality drop post retcon. Even the lowest points prior weren't so low.
Dave dying for Jade is proof of romance?
Welp guess DirkDave is endgame too.
He didn't give a shit enough to get over his hang up and use his time powers to go back and prevent her death, the point still stands. But since they're a boy and a girl that's somehow viewed as ~romantic~ when pre-retcon Dave would have done that for any other of his friends
we never do talk about caliborn ships, which is good, but he is also the only character who deserves a gf because he's a good pure boy
Pity jade or dave have no memory of that
if only this was vriskagram
Where did Homestuck go wrong, thread? When did it stop being good?
There's still enough feelings. It was Dave who tied the string after all
then how do you explain the fact that john is holding his fist in an agressive pose while making a angry face?
and how do you explain that dave and karkat are lying inconscient on the floor with a lot of red liquid coming out of their chest while john is seen with his hammer suggesting that he hitted them with it?
and if they were having a bukkake shouldnt be there a white liquid on daves side instead of red?
why isnt davejade getting well-drawn porn comics like this
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Man everything i see with davejade is just
It feels just so much better done than davekat. There is just way more sincerity and earnest chemistry there. It felt natural, not like the later pandering. All the original cast feels like that really.
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dont click on it its davekat.
>inconscient
frogs get lost
>tentabulge
>well drawn
Icels fuck off, i know you're online and i know you lurk here
>not bf
unironic extraterrestrial
fuck i meant unconscious.
I saw that person's post history. And like... It was literally nothing davekat posting and passive-aggressive defending of it. Nothing else. It was fucking ridiculous.
caliborn can also be gay, he's great
They ARE fujoshits for a reason.
Caliborn/Dirk would have been better than Davekat
hehe horse dick cuck cuck pepe cuck penis horse penis cuck davekat is canon pepe heheh cuck cuck pepe memes horsedick pepe cuck
dyonoi is... a davekat blog? for posting davekat? like it explicitly says so?
no shit.
What's wrong with tentacle dicks?
Why can't someone put that mindwipe comic where Jade has the kids up on imgur. Been trying to find it forever
you know when caliborn is doing gay stuff hes doing it because men are objectively better than women at everything even sex. and knowing that his heart is in the right place like that makes it ok.
you forgot to say y'all
Wait is dyonoi icels?
ochinchin 2 when?
um caliborn is prosogyny now.. that's why he's so great. he can grow, mature, change. unlike the "protagonists"
hes mad because he slammed himself into the door to open it! and if he was using his hammer to hurt them wouldnt they be much more head caved in and more flat? hes clearly been trying to fix the door he broke! hammering the nails back in again!
and as for the lack of white! dave didnt cum yet! karkats orgasm was explosively startling!
Yes, they're also the person who scanned Vrisky Business and the other paradox space comics and dumped them here. She lurks here and is our kismessis.
yes. also: our dream girl (noncon)
Icels, not dyonoi. Why the fuck do you even follow dyonoi?
Why the fuck have these been filled with reddit-tier davekat bullshit? Who the fuck linked these people?
you dunce. you absolute... Moron Cloun
>yes
Really? Jesus fuck that explains a lot. Dunno why people blame tipsy when icels is a fucking cancer
omg!!!!!!!!! naughty
As someone who happily does not ho anywhere near that shithole, this is news to me. God damn so much makes sense now.
We weren't kidding when we said there was just one or two real Davekat posters
tipsy has literally no redeeming features. dyonoi gets my dick hard
Tipsy is a million times worse than dyonio/icels, don't even pretend otherwise. Davekat bitch at least delivered on the scans.