Wouldn't this be bestiality?

Wouldn't this be bestiality?

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IMO Morty should have killed her when she said she had a boyfriend.

I would have raped her

>Going to a purge planet in the first place
>Letting people who knock off shitty movies live at all

>rick and morty fans this shitty
lame

didn't the first movie get a tepid reception? How did it become the new Saw?

same reason Paranormal Activity keeps getting movies

It's a matter of sentience combined with anthropomorphism. A catgirl that looks and speaks like a human is perfectly kosher. A perfectly sentient animal would toe the line, but it's generally considered acceptable so long as the animal communicates in more than body gestures and inarticulate noises.

>Have shitty day
>At least new Rick and Morty is on tonight
>It's this one
>It's terrible

Thanks for reminding me OP

I can't believe Purge is as cheap to make as Paranormal

Morty is on the galactic ride now, user. Tiny concepts like bestiality are belo-o-o-w him.
Hell, he already had a child with another alien species. He's a father, and it nearly destroyed Earth.

If you're going to start an interspecies relationship, why the fuck would anyone go straight to cat women? Give me reptiles, fish, or bug women any day

>rick and morty has only 2 bad episodes which were in a row
>everyone hates it now

Because Morty never had a cat. I did and I can't find catgirls all that attractive.

I don't know but I'm glad it did.

The problem with the first movie is that it took a potentially fun premise and wasted it on a mediocre home invasion movie.

The sequels said "fuck it, we know what you want to see".

I'm gonna need a sauce on that there comic strip

Wouldn't it be xenophilia?

This episode and inter dimensional cable 2 are where I noticed a considerable decline in quality. I can't believe the writers are losing their touch and it's only been 2 seasons

Autoerotic was a shittier Rick Potion, somehow I'm the only one who hates total Rickall and liked Shwifty, Cable was an abomination, as was Purge

Finale blew me away with how much things had improved, but having a ridiculous cliffhanger like that was a mistake, as will be evident when S3E01 disappoints literally everyone no matter how they go about resolving things

Because
-it's cheap to make
-it's loose enough to make as many dumb stories as you want
-it frames society as incapable of functioning as civilized people without perpetual governmental oversight for even one damn night, all while painting patriotic and Christian iconography in spooky ways, so of course (((Michael Bay))) would fund this stuff.

> I can't believe the writers are losing their touch and it's only been 2 seasons

Unless they themselves realize that, I definitely think season 3 will be a turning point for the show. It'll keep getting popular but increasingly mediocre. If every season ends with overdramatic, unresolvable cliffhangers it'll suck even more

GastroPhobia.

I'd post sphinx, but she lets her doodle tits hang out too much for a Christian website.

No, she's alien deemed to have equivalent of human sapience.
It probably makes back its money/profits enough to have sequels. They're essentially the opposite of the blockbusters that make hundreds of millions of dollars but are considered failures because their budgets and projections were huge. The Purge movies are all pretty cheap so they make all their cash and then some back despite most people never watching them.
Yeah Box Office Mojo says the first cost 3 million bucks and made back 63 million.
This 3rd one made back 3 times its budget in the first week.

I don't mind the touchy feely shit, it just feels like they cram it in too often. They're also trying too hard to make running gags out of things that aren't even funny

>gets saved
>fucks him over
>gets forgiven and aided in revenge
>comes from a planet that has the fucking purge
>won't throw a fuck his way because she has a boyfriend or is enough of a bitch to just make an excuse because she doesn't like him
What a cunt/hypocrite!

This. The first one sucked donkey balls, because it didn't explore any of the potentially interesting parts of the setting.

The second did a much better job, showing everyday people getting caught up in the purge while also shining a light on some of the darker political machinations that take advantage of purge night, and the totally believable resistance to the purge.

Saw the third movie yesterday. It is very much a sequel to the second movie.

Its interesting, in that it is a horror movie where the blood and gore isn't the source of the horror. It isn't the ACTIONS of these fuckwits that make me cringe and feel a sinking feeling of dread. Its the shit that comes out of these peoples mouths. The totally earnest and self assured way that some women with a megaphone stands on top of an overpass and preaches to an empty street how it is her god given american freedom to shoot people. That's what makes the movie horrifying.

>everyday people getting caught up in the purge

Everyday people + Frank Castle*

...

Fuck you for making me want to see Frank in a Purge setting even though I'll never get it.

Wow this picture is EXTREMELY problematic. Why should you have to have "intelligence" or be of "sexual maturity" to consent? It's 2016!

Would have actually enjoyed this desu

Thank you user.

This story reminds me of Shin-Chan set in a DnD/Greeks setting.

It feels like it would go well with the rest of the episode. Morty just does an annoyed face, shoots her, and says "alright Rick let's go" or something.

that was well memed

i got the references

There ain't no sphinx doodle tits here, user. Just cleavage. You lied to me.

>it's a rape whistle

when you say it like that, i can totally see morty being desensitized from hanging out with rick too much and turning out to be just like rick

Yeah, at first I thought the point was that Rick was becoming more like Morty and Morty was becoming more like Rick, but it could have been done a little better.

Humans are animals too.

She seems intelligent and evolved enough to be fucked without feeling ashamed.

i'm not going to lie, i do like the concept of the movie, but i just fucking hate that the purge has to be a survival horror instead of just an action flick of people shooting people just for the fun of it.
aside from that the movies don't explore other aspects of all crime is legal except killing maybe raping, and there are so many loopholes.
i just want a purge movie that says fuck the horror, lets have fun
like this
youtube.com/watch?v=sT9hj8NsJv8

does it matter?

le edgy maymay xD

>raping is considered edgy

What the fuck is your problem?

You wouldn't shoplift a videogame for free, would you? Rape is like shoplifting sex.

it's only bestiality if they are non sapient or go into heat.

i can't believe people don't remember the rules we nerds set forth when the internet was founded.

rules like:
fucking your alternate self or a clone as a girl counts as masturbation.
rule 34 will destroy your childhood and possibly empty your wallet.

Technically anytime has sex with a different species it is bestiality even if they are aliens.
Apes and cetaceans are arguably sapient watch how fast you get banned from seaworld trying to use the Harkness test there.

Bestiality is sex with an animal. What is an animal has to be defined first.

>You wouldn't shoplift a videogame for free, would you?

Would, have, and will attempt to do so again if the opportunity arises.

It's called interspecies.

How would he deal with the Purge? Given that it's all but stated that there's no crime outside Purge night, would he spend the rest of the year preparing for that one magic night, like some kind of Murder Santa?

But humans are animals, brah.

Arguably being the key word, most people would argue "no they don't". The smartest apes tend to get capped at a level that's mentally retarded.
If you're going to have it so everyone just gets in on the fun, then just annoy the whole rape aspect.
>Have some guy dead to rights
>Just cheekily says "yah got me" with a grin on his face like he just got knocked out of lazer tag
>Then he gets blown away
Could be a fun movie if you play it as a comedy and just see how cool the action scenes can get.

on earth bestiality is sex with a non-human animal. Alien sex is... different.

its not rape. he'd just be purging.

Anything that isn't human according to the law

Did you ever get kinky kelly back stud?

You still would even if it was just so you could be the founder of a new race

>Arguably being the key word, most people would argue "no they don't". The smartest apes tend to get capped at a level that's mentally retarded.
And yet it's still legal to have sex with retards
Sapience isn't determined by IQ

No, crime still exists. In the 3rd one, two girls try to shoplift a store, then come back on Purge night to try and kill the store owner for catching them. So i think crime does still exist, and the Purge night is more of a giant murder/rape fest for the participants.
Which as a previous user said, is nice an all for a survival horror, but the filmmakers are really limiting themselves with what they can do by sticking strictly to that.
What about a gang of crooks trying to rob a mansion/highrise on Purge night with only twelve hours to do it, with high tech security, Purgers and armed guards to deal with for a premise?
Im just saying, they've got a lot of options with this concept.

>And yet it's still legal to have sex with retards
what really?
i've been searching for porn of retarded women for ages but never found any, i just assumed it was illegal or something

I can't believe I never thought of this, that would've been great

maybe she'll eventually come back as a repeat character

Probably not as cheap, but still cheap enough for it to more than triple its money back.

>what really?
Yes retarded people of age can have sex and get married, you didn't know that?
>i've been searching for porn of retarded women for ages but never found any, i just assumed it was illegal or something
Just because it's legal to fuck a tard doesn't mean they would be in porn since they probably would not be able to understand a release form.

Wait, I thought that the government was the problem in the films?

I mean, pretty much the concept is him punishing those who don't play by the rules so everyday pretty much the Purge for him.

Most likely a terrorist against the government, that or he just spends the rest of year hunting down Purgers he recognizes/commit the most heinous crimes.
Is it? I thought it was illegal dep
A heist movie would be a waste of the concept since the tension/interest of heist movies usually comes from being clever or skilled enough to rob the mark without being caught. A Purge heist movie would just be Panic Room. Unless you make it AFTER the robbery and it's just a giant game of capture the flag where the last group holding the heist is the rightful owner of the steal.
In reality we most likely won't be able to interbreed with alien species.
It is, he's saying it plays the whole cliche of "if we didn't have cops or government, almost everyone would become a total monster for no reason other than they could"

Well, what would you call these, then? They're too plain to be perky nips, but too unambiguous to be cleavage.

Your dad fucked your mom. Wouldn't that be bestiality?

Hello Alan Fisher

Who posted this exact same thing on the Facebook group: Rick and Morty Shwiftposting :^)

When i saw the purge and the all crime is legal concept, i saw that there can be many loopholes.
but what i found really weird was raping and pedophilia.
think of it like this.
>purge night.
>some guy rapes a little kid
>purge ends
>everybody knows who it was that raped the kid.
>the person who raped the kid is a grown adult.
>he can't be arrested for raping on day of purge
>but what about being exposed as pedophile?

>Is it? I thought it was illegal dep
Nope

thatd be pretty OOC of him

Thats why everyone wears masks.

manhunt did it better

I think that the purge episode was thrown together at the last minute because they couldn't get a two parter for the series finale to work so they left it as a cliffhanger but needed another episode to make up the count.

I'm gonna hunt down all those fuckers who ever ordered a soda with no ice in the drive-through, including those who ask for a refill INSIDE!.

Ugh. Don't remind me.

No reason not to. Purge Day. On that planet, if there's a hot bitch that otherwise never gives you the time of day, track her down once a year and just rape her until the sun comes up. Even if you're different species. ESPECIALLY if she's a different species.

Good ol' Purge. Not a thing wrong with that system.

Batman says no, because they are both sentient. Batman really has his shit together.

>implying sex with an alien = beastiality

Listen you motherfucker, the soda comes out of the machine cold as a witch's tit already, machine ice is fucking filthy, and it just wastes space in my cup that could be used for more soda. And it's not even like soda syrup is some expensive commodity, it costs way less than the fucking criminal price you charge for it.

You come at me with this weak-ass reason and I'll gut you like a fish.

I liked Shwifty. Full ironic pandering done well.

Female social cats really really really want a mate bigger than them.

You're taking the points individually when they need to be taken together. The fact that they only arguably have human intelligence means that they clearly can't communicate well enough to pass point number 2.

There's a kind of octopus that can use human tools for complex tasks if you give it some. But they die when they reproduce, so they've never really gotten a civilization going. We only really won the race for dominance by being able to teach our young. They reproduce faster.

>we most likely won't be able to interbreed with alien species.
Depends on where they came from. If they're just humans with wildly different shapes from being grown in artificial wombs in strange environments with only a few local adaptations, then it could happen.

Then they're not alien species just modified humans.

There's also parasite/symbiote aliens too.

>Apes and cetaceans are arguably sapient watch how fast you get banned from seaworld trying to use the Harkness test there.
Are you illiterate? The test of sapience provided is 3-point. Dolphins and apes do not have human-level intelligence.

What if they live on other planets but share a common ancestor with earth humans but not for long enough to be a different species?

>GeordiandDatagetsentbackto1992andhavetoblendinwhileawatingrescue.jpg

I liked all of this shows episodes. Im a simple man.

thumbs up

>when you realize the implications

You just said it yourself they're still human.
At best they'd be a subspecies.
They're only aliens in the technical sense that they're not from Earth but not in the sense that they're y'know an alien organism.

Sooo...if we could understand her...

Godammit, Canada...

No Timmy. specifically said it needs to communicate with more than body gestures and inarticulate noises. Do not rape Lassie.

"First race war, huh, Summer?"

Say it with me- Harkness Test.