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need a bf :[

maisie

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>youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo

post nostalgia

need a woof haha

skrumphlf is finished this time

think someone i personally know might post in /brit/

Those are some big trousers.

got some sweet and salty popcorn

haha alright mate

alri ryan

OH NONO-HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

for you

So there was this woman and
She was, uh, on an airplane and
She's flying to meet her fiancé
Sailing high above the largest ocean
On planet earth and she was seated
Next to this man who
She had tried to start conversations
And really the only thing
She'd heard him say was to order his bloody mary
And she's sitting there and she's reading
This really arduous magazine article about a
Third world country that she couldn't
Even pronounce the name of and
She's feeling very bored and very despondent
And then, suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out
And they started just falling, thirty thousand feet
And the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oh My God, I'm Sorry"
And apologizing and she looks at the man and she says
"Where are we going?" and he looks at her and he says
"We're going to a party, it, it's a birthday party
It's your birthday party, happy birthday darling
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."
And then, uh, he starts humming this little tune and, uh, it kind of goes like this

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Wonder how many normoid runts post here.
Would you consider yourself a normalfag?

>i was subtly(don't think she caught on) fishing around the idea of meeting up outside work and she declined but she did said she'd do everything she could to fit me into her schedule, and she was very flirty yesterday. i'm not sure what to think to be frankly honest. i can imagine myself being with her but she's my fucking therapist and i think she's married. such is the life of a runt i suppose

fucking mind boggling how they can do this

and philip mudd hates drumpf lmao

had this album for ages but never listened to it. will now be deleting it immediately because of this post

He's getting over emotional about muh discrimination because their leftist base is guided by emotional spite for racism

Nostalgic stuff just makes me so fucking depressed. It just reminds of when I was young and not a fuck up.

most of that's not true

>saw my therapist yesterday and things got a little spicy lads

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was just on the bus on my own in the dark feeling really depressed
on the top of a double decker too and no one else was up there
it's honestly such a grim feeling and i hate how romanticised it gets
loads of people probably pretend to be depressed just to sort of give them some kind of identity
fuck those people

It's the same for me.
I remember when i was young and people would ask me why i constantly smile.
Makes me want to cry.

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I'm tempted to hit a certain button that will perform a certain action to call a certain person with certain rights to remove a certain thread...

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Other notable mentions include when he starts screaming
>IM A SHITHOLER

often pretend to be depressed lads
but honestly it's just for laughs haha

find this account funny but dont like how lefties use strawmen like this to tar anyone whos right wing

>depression

what about it, apple kiddy poster?

why do leftists do stuff like that then pretend that islam doesnt have have a negative influence on our country?

let the coke wanks commence

>don’t even put ‘edition’ in the OP

broken Britain

third word lad

browsing cringeanarchy lads

yeh he did you fucking pillock

I used to be depressed but with some prolonged introspection and pragmatic solutions with goals I was able to get myself out of that cancerous self ingesting bubble

my therapist is indeed very pretty, and very nice and smart too, but she's also a bit fat and i don't do fat girls, and she lives 115 miles away

Anyone else play Mario Kart DS here? Used to have a few races online before setting off for school, good times

>go online
>finding match
>you have matched : 张伟王伟
>wins : 99
>losses : 0

i feel physically sick with a foreboding impending sense of doom most days

me but mario kart 64 instead

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IM A PROUD SHITHOLER

Any impending sense of doom man in?

is bupa health insurance worth it?

haha just kidding i was trolling

Is it just me or are yank politicians really unprofessional?
Most of them seem really laid back about the whole thing.

*glass breaks*

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>when the flag matches the comment

We're coming for you again Germany. We don't like how you treat us over Brexit, so we're coming for you.

just called the police on you

is it not satire?

how is it satire when they're mocking legitimate grievances?

A man was being taken through a ward by a nurse and saw a man being wanked off by another nurse. He asked what the condition the man had was, and the nurse told him that he had a rare testicular condition that required hourly release.
Two minutes later he saw another man getting a blow job from a 9/10 busty blonde nurse. When he asked what his condition was, the nurse replied 'same as the previous guy, but he's with BUPA'

any want big milkies from Mummy Holly Willoughby man in?

Ja
Very strange how I felt it coming on shortly after the election, and it's only been growing

They want to avoid seeming like professional politicians, who are hated by everybody. So they do the "hello fellow kids" dance. Sometimes it leads to hilarious Sup Forums tier comments.

hahah YES deano!

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sucking one

yes
of working class people men who are against islam

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It's really weird.
And it's kinda hard to take them seriously when the say IM A SHITHOLIAN.

rubbing a yanks belly

Has nothing to do with hating trump if that's what you're jmplying

nigger poos come from shitholes
nigger poos look like monkeys
nigger poos get VERY upset when you point this out

I rode with Robert E. Lee,
For three years, thereabout.
Got wounded in four places,
And I starved at point lookout.
I catched the rheumatism
A campin' in the snow.
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more.

any Bombardment of Copenhagen man in

Just messing around mate.
I've had a similar feeling that started even before your election and still persists. I have a feeling like the entirety of humanity is going downhill.

Fascinating the mind of the average Londoner, they're best observed in the natural habitat of their £1000/month houseshare where they can be seen having a mental breakdown

>consider myself underpaid
>discuss wages with some colleagues
>i earn significantly more than them even though they are older and have more experience than me

so this is the power of STEM......

piss fuck

have no interest in donating blood, organs, giving away most of my wealth, shaving my head for charity, doing a run for charity or any other gimmick like that

I understand altruism is supposed to be a nice thing but I've never gotten into it.

my one and only friend invited me to socialise next weekend and i immediately turned him down. i know i'd enjoy it but i did it anyway. looks like i'm gonna push all my friends away until i eventually snap and murder someone haha x

>have no interest in donating blood, organs, giving away most of my wealth, shaving my head for charity, doing a run for charity or any other gimmick like that

>I understand altruism is supposed to be a nice thing but I've never gotten into it.

hope that someone is you x

tfw i'm getting a stem degree

@80
hat

Can brainlets get a STEM degree?

update on my cat: ded

how is it not?

same

that's a good dora

haha ok good Samaritans good for you

snorting some 66-FAG-POO

>STEHM
>Science Technology Engineering History Mathematics

>american calling another country a shithole

I'm not sure if it's serious or just a faulty evaluation of reality
Regardless I'm still acting on it slowly but surely

hate it when i make a new friend and i slowly realize im significantly more intelligent than them. hat me if you want but this is a real problem

thinking about it, i would actually kill myself if not for my dad. hate the thought of him finding me dead and crying about it.

someone hat this sucker

>hat me if you want

I love history but it's completely useless