You wake up in the Nordic Federation. The old countries have left NATO and the EU and formed a Nordic super power...

You wake up in the Nordic Federation. The old countries have left NATO and the EU and formed a Nordic super power. What do you do?

Not caring about the nordics as usual

Leave the federation.

>Nordic super power

Join the nordic union

greenland and finland are not nordic, they are mongols

Don't be austistic.

Invite Baltics and annex Karelia

You forgot the Baltic countries friendo.
They are our friends and allies.

Go to Sup Forums and ask my internet friends.

i start terrorize the locals by kissing them on the cheek

Wtf. Don't write shit like that on the internet. Terrorists can get ideas. The day people start talking to each other on public transport i am leaving this country!

kiss me

pray that it goes full communist so that we can invade to liberate. i'll enroll to rape blonde bitches

ooga booga

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this desu.

took a 15 minute bus to a neighbor city, and it was just me and an Ugandan guy who started talking to me. we were total strangers, yet he still talked and laughed, weirdest moment in my entire life.

KISS ME

Calling SÄPO!

*start kissing you*

Holy shit that's a huge Greenland

Refugee status achieved.
Gotta get that Swedish space program working so i can be alone for ever.

That's fucked up. Someone should award you with the peace prize for not committing sudoku.

my job here is done

Nuke scandinavia and greenland then nuke finland so i could live alone in a forest with no one around me

Like a true finn

I came here just to say that

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