/brit/ +/lgbt/ + /scat/ + /piss/ + /bollock busting/

the fate of british men edition
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*clears throat*

CUNTS

Is that Aussie speak for "friendo"?

not even gay but this was pretty impressive
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hate having to get out of bed when you're nice and snug for a piss

having a picnic later on, me

First time I've seen gay porn that intense 2bh.

Got a bit of a chub actually hmmm

you're getting relegated and there's nothing you can do about it lmao

Buy a cock plug.

>uk has incredibly low murder rates comparable to ever other western european major country

>Spain 0.66
>Germany 0.85
>France 1.58
>Italy 0.78
>United Kingdom 0.92

As you can see, the UK's murder rate is low and comparable to every other major European country. It falls within the exact same very low range of being less than 1 person per 1,000. This statement is objectively true.

>you're making it out like you said "to every comparable" which you did not, you said "comparable to every"
you would still be wrong if that were what you said anyway. and all of them are comparable.

Someone with severe learning difficulties issues a response

Why does he walk towards the camera?

hate having to get out of bed

>belgian
who the fuck wants to date a Belgian? Go for a French or Dutch instead you freak.

>Aussie
Same

>Austrian
Poor man's German

>Scottish
Poor man's Irish.

>Welsh
God tier accents

>Norwegian
NEED a Nordic qt to obliterate my testes with her feet

>Russian
NEED a Slavic qt to obliterate my testes with her feet

>Japanese
Fuck off with your insectoid Nipcunts.

shit taste in women.

the gf

hate having to piss

:/

>le celtic wimminz

what about jewish?

it's like a cross between the Michelin man and assassins creed lel

...

ACTUAL /brit/

Seriously what's wrong with you brainless drones

Love a good double stream. Always start screaming when it happens.

Fuck off with that shit, it has been unanimously decided that this is the new thread, better luck next time

NEED a Melon Tits Jew qt to laugh at my goycock being suffocated in between her mammaries

t. individual in the op webm

lots of clean up tho
one part goes all over the seat and the over side goes all over yourself
nightmare

I like the threads that start off with men shitting cum lol

Why do so many roasties wear these?
I can't imagine why they would think anyone would find it attractive. If anything it's the opposite.

>he gets upset over the op
chill our boro

its to signal they won't go out with noselets

Moving to the other thread, hate leafs

*throws janny some peanuts*

Ah yes jfs

Please stay here and never come to realise /brit/

Do you have a tongue or not?

its a warning sign that they're mentally I'll, desu they're doing us a favour

just use the end if my sleeve to wipe it off usually

Agree. Unattractive.

hope that's not true

why, it's only pee

Yummy pee

Did this once in school because someone was waiting outside the cublicle and i'd got piss all over the floor and I didn't want him to see that I'd been standing up in the cubicle and got piss all over the floor so I wiped it up with my sleeve.
Turned out to be the retard though and he was just waiting to scare me