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Chebs edition

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OwO

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He wants to eat her.

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starving

What times your bedtime lads?

is this the real brit

I'd this the real thread?

~3am

ah yes, its a
>im 15 and still obsessed by tits edition

poo

blackie

it is the real brit

gotta get in in 6 hours to put those beans on the shelf because I failed my GCSE lol

Grim

Is this just fantasy

This can only be the real /brit/ if the real brit posters are here

escape from reality

Beto is here

>You arrive in the breeding grounds

and

thunder bolt of lightning very very frightening

a heart that's full up like a landfill a job that slowly kills you bruises that won't heal

Another one bites the /cum/

I don't because I'm white

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I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

BOOOOOOOO

Oprah will defeat Plumpf in 2020

KINOGRAPHY
1 L'empathie sur une tache de naissance (1959, Raleigh)
2 Hiding From McGee (1929, Voitto)
3 Upes Sapnu (1919, Elkanah)
4 Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
5 Ostre sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6 Adolessensie Morbiede (1978, Dietrich)
7 The Fascination of Steven Wright (1932, Hólmgeirr)
8 ￦AR (1959, Bardas)
9 Яpocть (2013, Boll)
10 โรงแรมนรก (1957, Pestonji)

CINÉMA
1 夢 (1990, Kurosawa)
2 This Night (1965, Fassbinder)
3 La morte d'Isotta (1968, Schröter)
4 Reassemblage (1982, Minh Hà)
5 Кpaдeцът нa пpacкoви (1964, Radev)
6 ਗਧੇ ਨੂੰ ਲਤ ਮਾਰੋ (2010, Walker)
7 قمران وزيتونة (2001, Abdelhamid)
8 九月 (1984, Zhuangzhuang)
9 Ocъдeни Дyши (1975, Radev)
10 Lost River (2014, Gosling)

FILMS
1 Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2 Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3 Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4 Love Streams (1984, Cassavetes)
5 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, Yang)
6 Duelle (1976, Rivette)
7 Alice in den Städten (1974, Wenders)
8 Le Rayon Vert (1986, Rohmer)
9 Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10 êôпᄅ 329㎑ (3059, 眾矼)

MOVIES
1 Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
2 牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)
3 চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
4 Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
5 Les Moissons du Ciell (1978, Malick)
6 Oктябpь «Дecять днeй, кoтopыe пoтp яcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн)
7 Le Fite Club (1999, Fincher)
8 红高粱 (1987, 张艺谋)
9 ပ်စာပေ (1994, Tarantino)
10 Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)

FLICKS
1 Barry Lyndon (1975, Kubrick)
2 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3 Blue (1993, Jarman)
4 Fanny och Alexander (1982, Bergman)
5 The Long Day Closes (1992, Davies)
6 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
7 Aндpeй Pyбльoв (1966, Rublev)
8 Providence (1977, Resnais)
9 սենյակ (2003, Wiseau)
10 Punishment Park (1971, Watkins)

any rorke man in?

Do they actually have testicals for knees?

>tried my first kebab 30 minutes ago
>already blasting gallons of diarrhea out
ah yes wonderful i love brown people food so mucu

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what thread lads

ooh eer

youtu.be/SF58Lsvqg5E

theme of the thread

Epic!

Stoner Friends have an irrational disliking of beer despite not even drinking it in years

Might buy a crate and try to force it down them but reckon I will just end up drinking the whole crate. Win/Win really

Ah yes hello person who pretends to enjoy foreign films and even names them out loud in their original language.

A ball of wool.

wow this brit is fast now

Can I come?

go watch [insert newest capesoy film here] you fucking pleb

anyone remember this inside joke?/

The one with the most posts (this one)

>said the wh*toid subhuman

yeah right, I'm watching le petit de cape mierda de bleu by Jacques Pooida right now.

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

/cum/ into me

have not seen anyone defending Haiti against trump except black people LOL

when did you grow out of your far right phase?

Got any plans for the weekend?

Depends. What's your experience of being a monkey jester

In a non-sexual/dominatrix situation, nil

rodalesorganiclife.com/food/is-soy-good-or-bad-for-you?amp
>know everything there is to know about soy. But research in recent years suggests that moderate consumption of minimally processed soy foods (more on what those are later) not only isn’t bad for you—it probably has some benefits
Soy SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to be good for you

might start driving about at night listening to music

Talk to them about tar in lungs and psychosis from weed but in a drunk irrational way.

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

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Busy night, eh lads?

;)

used to do this a lot when i had insomnia
only do this after midnight so the roads are truly dead though

I don't like to stand up to wizz unless it's at a public toilet because often I end up getting spray on the floor or my feet or my pants even sometimes which is an unpleasant experience

>non-sexual/dominatrix situation
Please continue.

Same but I also sit down in public because I get performance anxiety and sitting makes it a bit easier.

Norwegians are saying that america is a shithole LOL

>36° today
>38° tomorrow

I use balloons as condoms.

who the fuck sits down on a public loo

Taking the ol' "motorised bycicle" to some back roads and opening the throttle

Ah yes quite good fun yes indeedily do sir

benefits is a subjective term. I mean the benefits of high test are noted, but the average range of testosterone is so large that it's a totally useless measurement in its current state.

Actually if I'm public I will stand up in the cubicle because then I can use the tp to wipe my willy afterwards to make sure i don't get a wet path

you are like little baby
it was -40 earlier

public toilet seats are cleaner than the door you open to get to them

Holy fuck i cant spell
Wahey

you can add layers
i can't take off skin
checkmate atheist

Howdly doodly neighbours!

if the US wants immigrants from europe, then put economic sanctions against their countries first

>i can't take off skin
have you tried

i piss all over the floor and toilet rim all the time it dries with time and my dad does the same but my mum has her own bathroom in her room so she never goes in the men's room it's an absolute shit tip lol

alri brislad

might go to south bank with a girl tomorrow and melt haha

It's summer in the south.

i really don't like hips on a girl

no homo

something about them disgusts me

Mistress says I'm not allowed to talk about it...

How do you not die in that temp?

disgusting horrible creature

I would always stand up at the school dunnies but in the cubicle. Well actually I would avoid going to the toilet at all at school if I could and most days I managed. But when I had to I would use the cubicle because I was embarrased about people seeing my willy.
One day I had to go but everyone had to go because we were about to leave on an excursion, and I went in the cubicle. And some boys could see my feet under the door and were laughing at me because I was standing up at the cubicle.
That's why from then on when I used the cubicle I would after finishing turn around and pretend to be sitting for a while before leaving.

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>with a girl
font

rate

by not going outside with any exposed skin

it's not that cold pussy

Ok.
Have a nice day.

Radical Centrist: the one where he can't handle the truth

Ding dong diddly dias!

*watches the toilet scene in trainspotting*

*shifts around uncomfortably*

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should've called them poofs for wanting to see your willy

*watches the toilet scene in trainspotting*

*shits around uncontrollably*