/southwest/ - Southwestern US & Friends

Invited: Arizona, New Mexico, southern Nevada
Welcome: northern Nevada, Utah, Colorado, California, Texas

New California Republic soon

CALI UP IN THIS BITCH

Very nice weather this time of year in AZ

Sounds nice. Has been nice and warm here in LA. First time I've seem the majority of the people wearing tees deep into January

Hmm?
Is it only 80 degrees or something?

CHI

The wild wild west lives on in all of us, gentlemen.....

It was a cool 70 today. Will be mid 70s all week, and no humidity.

Are we really starting up the "balkanize /cum/" trend again?

Lord in heaven we got two whole days of rain!

>forgot to ask my sister for my umbrella so I had to walk to work in the rain
>buy an umbrella at the store next door
>rain clears up by 4 pm
Fug

>owning an umbrella and not being a real Californian by just getting soaking wet because you were completely unprepared for rain since you never expect it
Throw that umbrella in the trash or something might mistake you for an out-of-stater

I did that for both days tho. Caught me off guard the first time and forgot the second time

This was mexican territory untill 1840..

>snowniggers freezing their balls off
>meanwhile the coldest it gets here is like 60
>and the hottest it gets is like 90

now it's chi territory

Pronto he de volver a mi vecindario mugriento en los angeles, por ahora tengo que disfrutar the damn dolares, mis compañeros /chi/

This is, what, the Liberal equivalent of /dixie/?

Friendly reminder that if youre not a native arizonan, everyone secretly hates you and you should fuck off back to your own state. Especially californians :)

asi que este es el nuevo hilo /CHI/?

/chi/ general

West Texas is Best Texas

>Shitty scrub in the east
>Desert in the west
Y’all at least have better weather

yes

/cum/ is fucking gay

>"better weather"

You must be from Arizona, because nobody here will say we have good weather.

>summer is fast approaching

Even worse: I’m from Houston.

Oh, I see. Your comment makes more sense now.

Hello. Oklahoma here. It's cold.

I sort of feel bad for OK. It doesn’t really fit into any categorization, being not really southern, southwestern, flyover, or central.

We really don't have anything going for us. We are the most geographically diverse state per sq. Mile. Also our governor cheats on her husband with Highway Patrol Troopers

I spend three months in Salisaw about a decade ago. I can hardly imagine living there. Even Kern County, CA was better.

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