>Australian paralympian robbed at gunpoint in Rio archive.is/OyyUL
>Australian athletes robbed during fire evacuation at Olympic village archive.is/xmWg1
>New Zealand jiu-jitsu athlete kidnapped by men in police uniforms and forced to withdraw money archive.is/lDAk1
>Chinese hurdler gets vomited on and robbed upon arrival in Rio archive.is/rQT9c
>Australian news crew had a lucky escape after almost being robbed of their camera gear by a group of transvestites along Rio de Janeiro’s most famous beach archive.is/2pXFC
>Massively behind schedule and shitty quality infrastructure and athletes village archive.is/n03il
>Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site archive.is/Cgokk
Why didn't they have the olympics in one of those nice nazi towns in southern brazil?
Alexander Williams
Everyone was so eager to shit on Sochi, but there is a more or less complete silence in German media about this.
Ryan Gomez
Because they're brown.
Aaron King
Same here. Has shocked me a lot. Why aren't they discussing that Rio is a hellhole?
Juan Lopez
>Alpecin Caffeine Shampoo >German engineering, for your hair
Is that you, Degenkolb?
Nathaniel White
holy fuck that video, and it hasn't even started yet
lmao
Matthew Reed
Nuke us please. Also super bacteria is just the best bacterias in a colony, you can do artificial selection of them by using antibiotics and leaving only the strongest bacterias alive.
Jayden Bailey
Because they're poor and brown. It would be racist.
Ethan Carter
To be fair Russia is a giant world superpower who should be more capable than Brazil which is still only a "developing nation" (3rd world shithole)
Jonathan Evans
The fuck is wrong with Brazil? That would've never happened anywhere else.
Luis Hall
this is the funniest olympics in a long time
fucking american elections ruining all the fun on this board or we'd have a field day like with London
Adrian Lewis
Lol they can't even carry the torch without tripping.
Evan Russell
Really? It's all over sports media/regular media here.
Bentley Bennett
Why the fuck did they keep falling down?
Connor Thomas
>what the fuck happened at 1:38 lmfao
Nicholas Roberts
Behind schedule and over budget.
Liam Hernandez
That's because there was a propaganda war going on against Russia.
Julian Wright
>i mean 1:32
Owen Sullivan
it's more because russia are 'the bad guys'
Jacob Morris
Coup when?
Nathaniel Baker
>tfw biggest jocks on this planet are getting fucked over again
Music to my ears.
I wish the next Olympics were in some other shithole instead of Tokyo.
Joseph Long
>yfw olympics will be used as an excuse to militarize police even further so that any kind of insurrection becomes impossible post olympics
Dylan Turner
lol
Ian Sanders
who again thought it would be a good idea to let mongos carry the torch and scouts secure it?
Matthew Davis
>olympians >jocks
No, olympians are basically mentally ill they're so obsessive. They're literally peak fucking human fitness. They're not "jocks".
Blake Morgan
Your media isn't state censored.
Ayden Turner
u mad, fatass?
Gavin Jenkins
>give police more weapons >they carry out more robberies >central control remains nonexistent
The whole country is basically stuck in one gigantic insurrection that never ends because hues cannot into civilisation.
Aaron Lewis
Just believe in Brazil to be a shithole.
Adrian Hernandez
Just imagine how great south America could have been if we landed our colonies there first.
James Hughes
It's truly a waste. It should be balkanized
Nathaniel Sullivan
We always still can, brother...
Bentley Johnson
>Holding the olympics in a socialist utopia l o l
Julian Wood
>No, Olympians are basically mentally ill they're so obsessive. Haha. I mean, the best of the best from the most performind countries sure, but the vast majority of them are only one tier above your local sports teams.
You think most of those people really spend 10+ hours per day training? This kind of strain only ruins your performance.
Olympic villages are basically know for being sex arenas for ultrachads and megatyrones from all around the world.
Ayden Myers
does anyone have the other video from the torch relay?, the title was in spanish as well, but it was like 5 min long.
Sebastian Kelly
>it's a "newfag just learned how to greentext" episode Stop.
That has nothing to do with the olympics. It's a music video. Are Bulgarians really so retarded they can't paste a simple link?
Luis Cox
Holy fuck Brazil is a shithole
Aiden Martin
Guyana was a colony, but it's shit now.
There's no saving S. America tbqh. Too many imported nigs, combined with the spanish/native rape babies.
Liam Stewart
>Watch news looking for Rio happening >All they talk about is the drug labs >Tylenol is banned >This is controversy
Wew, literally nothing going on guys.
Wyatt Murphy
How long do you think it will be before anything is held in Brazil ever again This is fucking embarrassing
Chase Price
THAT DUDE TAKING A SELFIE
MY FUCKING SIDES
Hudson Ward
>not knowing what a rick roll is
get the fuck out newbie
Jaxon Carter
Filename :^)
Zachary Campbell
Body parts washing up wzs on one of the bingo cards.
Goddamn, Brazil, get it together.
Wyatt Rogers
they didnt shit on them over the facilities, it's because they're not allowed to teach gayness to kids in schools
Nathan James
cant tell if you really don't know what a rick roll is, or if youre just baiting
Bentley Allen
yeah, still not funny
Isaac Myers
b8ed
Henry Rogers
I need help only a drunk Australian can provide. I can't find a sports betting site that will allow me to bet if there will be terrorism at the Olympics. Help me abbo slayers, you're my only hope
Aiden Cox
>Trying to put out the Olympic torch
Fucking WHY? That's almost as pointlessly dickish as the guy that killed that flamingo
Dominic Miller
>event in a shit country >people are surprised when everything goes to shit
Juan Campbell
To be fair, Brazil could have been a super power but the left fucked it. Just like they are trying to fuck the rest of the world.
Josiah Howard
Because fuck the olympics?
Hunter Gomez
Its a just Prank bro
John Cox
>tfw Brazil fucks it up so bad people will think twice about hosting another event in South America Welp. I wanted us to host the Rugby World Cup here.
the state of goiania already used the newly passed antiterrorism legislation (specifically crafted for the olympic games) to arrest some chimps occupying unused private land
good
Sebastian Richardson
top kek
Levi Allen
Why are brazilians such animals? Trying to put out the torch is muslim tier barbarity. Loved the falling tards though. You subhumans can't do anything right. More proof of your extensive thirdworld admixture.
Sebastian James
I am curious to see if trying to put out the torch is common during the relays
Ryan Lopez
Only Brazil and Congolombia got nigs
Jackson Sullivan
For once, neither Argentina or Chile ruinner the continenet for everybody
Jose Fisher
>striving to be the best >mental illness
Fuck off you fat pork pie eating apathetic sack of wank. Fellow brits have the most annoying fuck tarded lazy view of practically everything, i fucking hate you.
Isaiah Ross
user had a point. The amount of time devoted purely for training is nearly autistic. I don't think it is a bad thing but it requires devotion that most people lack.
Would Pele dying tip the country into total chaos?
Jaxson Davis
Who gives a fuck about the Olympics anyway?
Its been a circle jerk of fucktardery ever since they shoved in all those non-Olympic events.
Fucking golf? Golf is an Olympic sport? Synchronized Swimming? Jesus Christ.
Fuck off.
I cant believe people buy into this shit.
Benjamin Flores
Pelé is a monumental asshole. So no, probably not.
Isaiah Kelly
>"let's give the responsibility of organizing the Olympics to a third world nation. What could possibly go wrong?" Was there really anyone who wasn't expecting this?
I'm just hoping that the athletes all get properly quarantined when they get back to make sure they don't bring Zika with them
Kevin Allen
Im not really surprised that some people would be mad at the money spent on an olympics in such an en equal shit hole.
Austin Robinson
Not really. t microbiologist.
Aaron Ortiz
RARE A R E
Isaac Nguyen
>Portugal >rare
Adrian Rogers
...
Christian Myers
Are you this new or are you just retarded?
Ethan Thompson
>implying big money wasn't paid to the Olympic committee to let them organize it
Hunter Nguyen
>that selfi faggot
Jace Jackson
>American Education
Jacob Harris
get out of Sup Forums please....
Jacob Perry
Watch shitshot Olympics or play the new D3 season. I don't know which one to pick.
Adrian Howard
Just because you're the cleanest person in the dumpster, doesn't mean you aren't still in a dumpster.
Isaac Jenkins
>That video What an abomination. They should have kept that torch unlit when it went out. The Olympics doesn't want to be there.
Ethan Phillips
at least competitive gaming isn't one of the sports like it was going to be
Robert Bailey
I'm going to watch this year just to see all the shit that goes wrong on live TV
Gabriel Jackson
>badminton is still an Olympic sport Isis you're gonna have to do a solid for the world on this one t. Bitter wrestler
Gavin Carter
>Chinese hurdler gets vomited on and robbed upon arrival in Rio >Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site
This is like some Guy Ritchie film. I cant breath
Jason Garcia
I'm really hoping we get a few grizzly deaths on live TV.
Charles Carter
uuuhhh esa pumita en la derecha.
me la cogo toda.
Bentley Perry
What moron picked this place for the Olympics?
Joseph Brown
that 'olympic wrestling' isn't real wrestling
there's no superman punches or attitude adjustments or F5s or even shooting star presses
Benjamin Ward
Why havent the athletes made some sort of union so they can stop getting fucked over by the IOC choosing hosts based on bribes?
Brayden Wilson
Still better than speed walking family
Jack Perry
typical Huemonkeys, what did you even expect wwwwwwww
Hudson Wilson
>doesn't know that race walking aka the death march is the most physically demanding sport in the olympics
