>Ask American for a jump
>REE! YOU COMMUNIST FAGGOT
>I'M NOT A NICEKEK, I ONLY ACT IN MY SELF INTEREST
>IF YOU HAD A JOB, YOU'D HAVE A BETTER CAR
>FIVE MINUTES OF MY TIME IS WORTH FIVE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU LAZY FUCK
>IF YOU WANT A JUMP, PAY ME 5000 DOLLARS, ITS CALLED CAPITALISM YOU FUCKING RED
Do you have an example of this happening?
>be Canadian
>make terrible posts
Interesting thread
you are probably ugly and nobody anywhere would give you a jump
My mom doesn't even own jumper cables since she has AAA.
Consider driving a manual and not being a weakling
>not having roadside assistance through your insurance
>Snows in Atlanta
>Find a bunch of videos of them pouring hot water on their windshields to get the ice off
I know it's not related to the thread at all but this shit had me laughing so hard.
>he's a nicecuck
This.
>Toothless island fag pretending his oxy addled alcoholic ass looks anything close to good
Keep sucking down that welfare, get your sister pregnant again and you'll get even more.
>Do you have an example of this happening?
Well the left considers imaginations reality now so I guess maybe it did happen.
>not helping your dear compatriot any time you have the chance
>not maintaining national camaraderie
ANNNNNNND the lefty shows his true colors after preaching about being nice.
lmao imagine being that one colored family on prince edward isle
Oh boy, here we go.
>Muh left boogieman
Just scream fake news and fuck your mom again, cletus.
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>pick a fight
>he doesn't let you win
>sO mUcH fOr ThE tOLeRaNt lEfT
Why would Canada hate USA?
Success breeds jealousy.
>M-muh healthcare
>american being insecure about canada
thanks for the love sweety
excellent thread
>Be butthurt shitposter
>Accuse others of butthurt shitposting
The real issue here is leafs apparently see nothing wrong with being cucks.
But helping your comrade doesn't make you a cuck!
>comrade
You're a jew trying to get free shit from me.
Fix your own truck if you can, faggot.
Kill yourself ASAP, it will be better than what we have in store for you.
>mfw
This, honestly. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than solidarity with my comrades.
who would have guessed that a country that started out full of brown people would still be full of brown people. amazing.
I was driving on a highway once and there was 2 grills in a Audi asking for help with their car. Thanks to my autism and paranoia i ignored them.
Works for a while:D
This is the true version of every gusano sob story you hear btw
That or "waah waah my daddys slaves killed him"
That wouldn't happen.
Americans are good decent people
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Americans are good decent people
I mean, i would, but they were driving a brand new Audi, so it prolly overheated and the dumb bitch forgot to put water.
Those idiot Japs nuked themselves, I knew it
But russians don't need jump starts, or even batteries
>canadians are our comrades now
I think not.
Hey OP did you ever think that
in a country with over 300 milion people
some people are nice
and some are mean
and some nice people have bad days
or are busy?
To be fair, do you have any idea how many soldiers it would have taken to conquer and subjugate them by hand?
user all working-class people are my comrades.
>imagine being so butthurt being btfo in the commie thread
Because you need to be able to afford a car?
You're that g*rmoid who was screeching and using exclamation points?
That car is American clearly
why? Because you make similar income you have some kind of kinship with them?
Being absolutely fair, Soviet army was going to conquer Japan, and there are still arguments whether that was yet another reason to nuke Japan so that Americans would be the winners. Red Army monuments and memorials in Eastern Asia double that.
You don't understand class. Doctors and the homeless are both working class.
Yeah, after we nuked them twice they still didn't surrender until the Red Army hit Manchuria.
How come there's no black clamp on either of the batteries?
I didn't say Canadians are your comrades. Naturally you only need to help your own people.
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you know you can just use normal alligator clips, right? the color doesn't like... do anything to the car.
lmao
I gave my neighbor a jump earlier today actually.
o fuck there is literally one clamp on each battery my bad
You can ground just on the chassis you know, that's where the battery grounds
Ty Mr my summer car