You think your Batman is saved just because Justice League has a lighter tone?

You think your Batman is saved just because Justice League has a lighter tone?

I WILL RAPE HIM!

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>lighter tone
>good for Batman

>lighter tone
>good in general

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Too late, Zack.
Kevin Smith already had your Batman raped in prison in a very uncomfortable place.

>implying goofy Batman isn't best Batman

You can't do anything to Batman that he hasn't done already to himself.

>they tell him to make lighter, more family-fun films
>this results in lots of cringey flash/cyborg "comedy" and batman -who's the only one that works as dark- being lighter
>supes returns pissed off from the grave at the end, the only one who stayed dark

it's a lose/lose situation

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No. NO! Batman is supposed to rape the Joker, not get raped.

You keep promising, but not delivering, Zack. Where is my rape scene for Owl in Watchmen, Snyder?

flying cocks.

Someone didn't like Brave and the Bold

Dan should be an easy target but dude made him superhuman in the movie.

Numerous flying dildos entering a giant goatse

This was a metaphor to how much Snyder will fuck us in the ass

typical dc edgelord

This is what your obsession has wrought, Jim. You've raped the Batman.

Why doesn't the Batfleck just rape the Snyder?

Not him, but the core concept of Batman is a man who saw his parents killed in front of him as a child, grew up unable to truly be part of normal society yet is still a good man (though kind of fucked up) so fights crime by trying to terrify the shit out of criminals.

>Okay Gordon, i'll do it...

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>implying a movie about Zebra Batman wouldn't be the purest form of kino

>Justice League movie
>has to be dark because muh Batman
batfags, not even once

Last time this was made into a mmovie, we got Batman and robin forever and everyone hated it and will hate it now

You guys are delusional

Except Batman & Robin is a weak attempt at being camp, which ends up being only terrible

It's possible to write a smart campy Batman and advertise it the correct way so people will get what you're going for

>Except Batman & Robin is a weak attempt at being camp
>Weak attempt
You mean it was an overly strong attempt at camp. No general audience will accept a campy batman now. Sup Forums is the only delusional place that thinks its possible.

Good to see the mods are doing their job by pruning shit, useless threads like these.

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

You already raped Superman you stupid fuck

I FUCKING LOVED BATMAN AND ROBIN FOREVER. So did everyone I know, what is with this contrarian meme that it was a bad movie? Who the fuck started it?

>Contrarian meme
>Was panned critically and universally hated
> Me and my specialsnowflakes liked it so it must be a meme

It was a shit batman and even worse attempt at a campy batman

>BATMAN AND ROBIN FOREVER
meme

>Lighthearted Batman=Schumacher Batman

No. You could make a Batman movie with the same tone as the Iron Man films and people would eat that shit up.

You deserve a delicious chocolate covered pretzel.

Disney shills working on a holiday?

>You could make a Batman movie with the same tone as the Iron Man films and people would eat that shit up.
That fits dick more than it does bruce so no, you still cant

Zack Snyder's Batman isn't Batman.

I watched the scenes from the extended edition, and it's now completely clear to me that Snyder thoroughly doesn't understand Batman.

I can understand if, after the death of Jason Todd, Bruce would go closer to the edge, and start breaking bones and all that, but Snyder's Batfleck was just a psychotic blood thirsty killing machine who enjoys killing thugs in the most extreme ways he can think of.

There's no going back from that. There's no way Oracle or Nightwing are just gonna come in and go "Bruce, i think you might need to tone down a little bit"

This was not Batman. They used to call Keaton "killer Batman" because he killed the Joker. Snyder's Batman is some psycho mass murdering vigilante with absolutely no moral code whatsoever.

If there ever was a Bat-family in this universe, he probably ran them over with his Batmobile for not making him a sandwich or whatever.

...and this begs the question: Why in Batfleck's world is the Joker still a thing?? If mowing down thugs like this is his every day job, why is the guy who killed Robin and paralyzed Batgirl still a thing?

Fuck Zack Snyder.

You can if you are a smart writer

>You can if you are a smart writer
Sure if you rewrite bruce's entire characters and make him dick grayson

If they ever wise up and let Paul Dini write a live-Action Batman, it would work.

>Zack Snyder's Batman isn't Batman.
None of the movie heros are the counterparts from the comics
Only Cap comes close

>If they ever wise up and let Paul Dini write a live-Action Batman,
The delusion only grows
Last bamna related thing I ever saw from Dini was Arkham city and its story was medicore entirely

if you're speaking about the marvel heroes, they are counterparts from the comics, just with altered origin stories / powers

marvel is very specific about keeping the key values of the heroes the same, so you'll always think "yeah, that's what spiderman would do" when you see spiderman and so on

batman just straight up running people the fuck over in his batmobile is something he would never fuckin do

>They used to call Keaton "killer Batman" because he killed the Joker

He killed a shitload more people than that. And he didn't even have Jason's death or Zack Snyder to blame it on.

Yes, but i mean, this Batman in Snyder's world is the antagonist of BTAS or comicbook Batman.

It's one thing to change a character to suit a live action adaptation, but this is a Batman who's Batman in name only. There is no sense if justice or a moral code. Just: I don't trust this person, this person must be murdered in the most sadistic way i can imagine. Because i'm Batman.

Hell, even George Clooney had the Bat-morals down better in the end when he allowed Mr. Freeze to continue his research in Arkham, instead of putting a batarang between his ribs and twisting it.

The Joker. One clown with the Batmobile booster, and one more with his own clown-bomb.

Beyond that, he was nothing like the FUCK THEM ALL!!! DIE MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!!!! RA-TA-TA-TA! Batfleck.

Why are you able to "come back" from killing 3 people with no remorse but not more?

You're forgetting the bomb he drops out of the batmobile tire.

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Having a Dark Tone & being edgy aren't even remotely the same thing.

You're sidetracking here. I didn't say Keaton was comicbook Batman, i said his "Killer Batman" status pales by comparison to Affleck's blood thirsty psycho rage murdering.

Seriously, quit defending Snyder's "vision".

And he dresses like a tactical furry, and fights a clown in a purple suit as his primary foe.
See, I can do it too.

We got Batman Forever before that, which was goofy as fuck, and people liked THAT.

>quit liking what I don't like!
No.

that isn't what he said at all, and you're sidetracking again

>people liked THAT.
Val pls leave.

The very idea that Ben will go to Kevin Smith for advice on the Batman script is the most horrifying thing I have ever thought.

>quit defending Snyder's "vision".
How does that mean anything other than "don't like what Snyder did."? Or maybe i'm just not allowed to share my opinion of it?

how about darkseid influencing him throughout the movie? that would be a good out.

Something like a reference in justice league could work
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>Bruce: I wasn't myself back then, it almost felt like I had a dark... side...

you're still sidetracking btw so i'm not even gonna respond till you get back onto his point

I'm not even the same user you originally responded too, so i don't know how I'm sidetracking at all.

>a dark... side...

Jesus Christ, Zack pls go

I do not know a single person, and I mean this literally, who liked Batman and Robin Forever. *Literally* no one. The closest I've seen people come to 'liking' it is groaning and rolling their eyes at Ahnold's horrifying puns.

You can like Schumacher's vision, for all i care.
But when you can't admit that Affleck's mass murdering Batman was way more extreme in his killing than Keaton's, and that this Batman acts very much unlike the "watchful protector" we see in most other iterations of the character, then you're simply bullshitting yourself.

Vat a tweest!

>extreme in his killing than Keaton's
He killed more people. He and Keaton have the same amount of remorse after each kill, however.

Burton bats didn't crash through a guy's face

it's not but to imply miller tier batman is worse and inconsistent behavior for a character is good is retarded

>wanting the comic version in a movie
why not have a new version to look at? Tim Burton's Batman is fucking great and he killed more people that Ben did

Batman Forever was actually worse than Batman & Robin

Dude... just look at the way Affleck kills. Keaton wasn't like that.
I'm not saying Burton's Batman wasn't off-character in that department, but Affleck isn't just killing thugs, he's wrecking them like there's no tomorrow. Way more brutal and violent than Keaton.

Clooney is actually the only Batman post 89 in live action films who doesn't murder anyone.

you're right Keaton literally smiled when he killed people

He smiled at one guy after putting the guy's own bomb in his belt, and the whole setting was different. This wasn't anything like the graphic violence from Snyder's Batman.
Batman smiles because the scene was almost a comedic relief.
Nothing like the ultra violent torture porn from Snyder.
It's a little different than having a Batman who smashes crates into people, and stabs people with his batarang, and tells Superman he wants to kill him like he's about to blow his load.

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nice try Snydro, nut based Jones wont let you fuck up anymore

r-right

Symbolizes the number of cocks Warner had to suck to green light Snyder's Man of Shit sequels.

Snyder a faggot.