Calling it: Bendis is going to make them Tony's parents

Calling it: Bendis is going to make them Tony's parents.

Is she Jew? I doubt Bendis (Bendis?) would pass up opportunity to Jewify Tony.

scarlett johansson is a jew. maybe her jewiness leaks into the character.

If that's the case, yeah. I can see it happening.

I desperately want Marvel to do this

So...incest is the best, put Tony's mother to the test?

You are the worst kind of trash.

Has he ever had a thing with Widow in 616?

Will this be Tony's Sins Past?

Nah. It'll be Tony Trouble

Didn't Tony bang her in the late 70s or 80s? Wouldn't that be incest?

It was LMD all along.

But it would be hilarious, and so would the anger resulting in it.

Why do people like them as a couple?

Why? it would be hilarious and make an even bigger shitstorm than Captain Hydra

DUDE SOVIET ASSASSINS LMAO

Marvel really needs to reinstate Tony's parentage as well as Pietro and Wanda.

They have so much in common. Both really old but don't look it. Both brainwashed into becoming Russian killers. Both feel guilty for what they did. Both friends with Cap...

If he wanted to cause a shit storm, he could do so much better.
If Bendis really wants shit to go down, what he should do is make it so time-traveling was another power that Kitty Pryde got from the Black Vortex. You can fill in the blanks from there
He'd make Tony a Jew and have an opportunity to waifu Kitty harder

THAT would just make Sup Forums pissy

making Black Widow and Bucky Tony's parents would make every casual, SJW, and MCUfag flip the fuck out

>BUT NAT CAN'T HAVE BABBIES!

>making Black Widow and Bucky Tony's parents would make every casual, SJW, and MCUfag flip the fuck out

DO IT BENDIS!!!!

I NEED TO FEED

I prefer Cap and Widow honestly. TWS helped solidify that for me because they had good chemistry

I'm surprised Black Widow hasn't been retconned not to be 80 years old yet.

That would be hilarious.

I love them as a couple. It's a relationship that just made sense and had actual development.

Yes

Nope. Shee never touched Tony besides in the Ult comics.
Its Bucky/Matt/Clint.
Im not sure she banged Steve in 616.

They had good platonic chemistry, they didn't really have any romantic or sexual chemistry though

Wait when?

What exactly? Lovers? A one night thing?

>inb4 Tony is his own father

Okay but if that's true wouldn't he have inherited some of their powers?

>Tony fucked his own mom

When did he fuck her?

This pic would've been a great wallpaper with other ress. I'll crop it (Yes, I'm a lazy ass).

Everyone wants it, just for the laughing moment when he discovers it.

>forgetting Red Guardian