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the borderline personality disorder gf edition

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Tinder Tim subedition

mummy I want a full English

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how much do you actually retain though?

I miss xbox circle

wish I could go back to playing cod every night with the lads

going to miss the gf lads

she was the sweetest girl i've ever met

how runty and poor do you have to be to enjoy a full english breakfast, so fucking greasy and horrible

Would prefer a nice filliet of salmon any day

browsing ebaumsworld

i fuckin hate niggers

oh fuck off you pompous posh twat

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>lol anybody who says they don't get hangovers is acting cool!

the reason a lot of people like me and my dad got addicted to booze is because you can wake up and work all day and get smashed every night for years and feel fine

fats are good for testosterone production if you're not a mong and exercise

currently giggling to myself at the size of your forearms

I miss the 360

Was reading this article and let out a short, high-pitched laugh when I saw that name.

Fucks sakes /brit/ you have ruined me.

bit of a long bow here

Children flying kites in front of the house

browsing somethingawful

You've done that every night, I'm gonna have to ask for photos or videos cause we no longer believe

pics

>salmon
enjoy your cancer

*takes GTA IV out of the case and slots it in*
*grabs controller in anticipation while the screen loads*

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browsing newgrounds dress up games

why do those postcode lottery ads have to be so low budget and pikey lads?

doing a mental illness

oi lads remember at the /brit/ meetup when we all started singing mr brightside haha

good times

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Link pls

some of my earliest wanks were to newgrounds

i'm snorting coke off a filthy ash covered desk right now and have been awake since for 26 hours and can prove it but it's not as glamarous as having an asian bird to di it off

unironically looking forward to the next meet up when im over there x

hold on a sec whilst i dig it up x

browsing homestarrunner

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how can u be a fag if you think about kissing girls

agariiiNA

perusing matmice

trying to lose weight but cant seem to drop anything

dinner tonight:
chicken breasts
steamed rice and broccoli
64 slices of american cheese
glass of water/shot of scotch

wondering what's going on

browsing sexyandfunny

Any of you lads on the cryptocurrency train? Imagine most are savvy enough to use coinbase but not savvy enough to really delve into crypto

tell me about the girl you like lads

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Yeh, but he said he's done it off her pubes each night.

she wears skirts and tights

this debasement of wojka must stop

She wears a ring on the 4th finger of her left hand. I purchased that ring.

and what mentally is wrong with you that you take that statement seriously?

Not joking lads, I am actually immune to the toxic effects of ethanol. Really is simple as. No, I am not joking. This is real. Hangovers? Simply an impossibility. I once had like six shots and woke up fresh as a daisy.

any /busydayahead/ man in?

football's on today lads

still the same girl since high school
haven't talked to her in months

Ludo art > Ludo > Art game > Game > Gameo >Playo

I have approx €10.000 in cryptos yeah

they call it normiebase for a reason

willies.... in my bottom

Are they still the same games that were on their since 2003

And what is wrong with you that you responded to my act like an autist posts seriously? You're like a fucking kraut

euros only have two decimal places for cents mate

lol explaining alcoholism to teenagers is clearly pointless. some people have higher levels of an enzyme which breaks down alcohol, and hardly get hangovers. google it. these people are far more prone to alcoholism because of hardly any negative after effects. but your teenage mind assumes people must be trying to act cool

got a date with a girl tomorrow. hope i dont fuck it up. really need a gf lads.

very drunk lads

not actually browsing newgrounds
jessica alba bubble bath was my favourite though

Never been on a date with a girl before
I'll be 28 in July

>Some of my friends secretly wish to put me down.

Lol what kind of question is this?

>really need a gf

How do you expect having a gf is going to benefit your life?

you mean the soccer?

fuck off to /r9k/

Whatever

same lad. not keen on sunday dates really cos of impending toil but you just go with whatever day she can make don't you.

reckon nirvana was an overrated mong, glad he offed himself before he did more damage to music's reputation

humans aren't meant to be alone. its unhealthy.

Constructing the ol' CV

it's nice lad. have you never had one?

Went to the doctors yesterday after sinking six pints with the boys (fresh as a daisy of course - I don't get hangovers) and the legend told me I have like crazy levels of this enzyme right yeah that breaks down alcohol (even though the breakdown products of ethanol are more toxic than ethanol itself from this enzyme but anyway yeah) so get this right... I'm immune to ethanol! haha waheeyyy deanoo

would smack anyone here to the ground within 2-3 blows, wouldn't even be a challenge

It feels like no inte wants my willy

>ywn be British

took acid and glimpsed Hegels absolute

will be blowing up buckingham palace with jeremy corbyn at the stroke of midnight on the 15th. just wanted to a give a heads up to any labour lads here, better steer clear of london for the time being

*slaps you in the nuts*

down in one runt

I'm sorry but if you have your toast on higher than 2 you might as well just go and eat some coal or something

My father was the first in my family to graduate from university

want a gf

took 66-FAG-POO and had une cheeky coup d'œil at Satan's pulsating rectum.

never understood why 70% of the settings on a toaster burn the toast tbqh

want to watch this movie but don't feel like I'll presently be able to engage it fully so maybe now isnt the right time get me lads

Unironically a communist

don't like the Estonian poster

patiently awaiting his departure

you're going to die alone you fat toad.

could honestly annihilate you with a single roundhouse kick to the solar plexus before you even knew what was happening but I made a pact with my sensei when I got my green belt in karate the other day that I would never hurt another living being in cold blood

>you will never be a yank and invite your neighbour to your BBQ over your back garden white picket fence

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Leave the Estonian poster alone, he's a good egg

see

settings between toasters aren't comparable, they're all just fucking random because it's not as if the chinky little places that make them bother to calibrate the thermostat to the knob properly or owt

one man's 2 is another's 4.2 is what I'm saying

yanks dont talk to their neighbours mate