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First for traps are gay

This show is trash and I'm ashamed to enjoy it's comedic moments.

Also that trap is voiced by pic related.
Goodnight!

>This show is trash
I might have to go ahead and watch it then

Just had this happen.

Best Edition

Goodnight

What a slut

god I wish that was me

It's what you'd expect of most seasonal slice-of-life anime. A few chuckles but no real progression or a satisfying outcome. Also the trap only appears in episode 8 which was kinda disappointing.

Hey.

>Also the trap only appears in episode 8 which was kinda disappointing
Wait really?
That's a fucking insult if I've ever heard one.

Could use a hug right now
This is Wellington btw

Hmmmm.

youtube.com/watch?v=fApyakjfH7w

*hugs you*
Whats the problem?
What happened?
*hugs you again*

Why can't traps irl be like this, instead of being mentally ill abominations?

>taken 6 shits today
i can't feel my asshole

It gets worse. He basically becomes background decoration after his debut.

haha
classic
that was basically me when I used to work in a warehouse except I'm not dumb enough to smoke.

Just thinking about past mistakes, I can go a while without feeling sad but it catches up to me

...

>flag

2D is justice

I feel so bored sometimes that I don't even want to go on my laptop. Just sleep all day long.
How can one cope with this?

I-I hope this doesn't happen too often.
We all make mistakes, what truly matters deep down is what we learn from them and how they build or character.
Nobody is prefect.

>I feel so bored sometimes that I don't even want to go on my laptop.
Are u on holiday atm?
I feel the exact same.

You come here and ask us for things to do desu. You HAVE watched what I told you too right?

Red Rock Deli Chips.

I've been a NEET for a 3 months or so.
I definitely will but I first need to get a job here and the time is not ripe for it. I'll probably land a job in early summer in whatever line of work
>You HAVE watched what I told you to right?
The youtube show with the lad speaking with an Aussie accent?

Playing this game

youtube.com/watch?v=C7IKb_Yq1NA

It's fucking hilarious and grisly

>I've been a NEET for a 3 months or so.
If you are bored of being a NEET...
Get a job.

That and also some Australian films desu.
>Crocodile Dundee
>Gallipoli
>Old Mad Max films
>The Castle

Going to go shower naked now byebye!

It's really hard to get a job for now.
As I said in summer I'll probably be able to get a job easily.
>That and also some Australian films desu.
I'll watch them thanks lad

Red Dog also.

Thank you for that
It doesn't happen too often, I just feel really bad when it does

wish i lived in france lads

Have fun :3

I'll have fun with your body if you're not careful

Mugabe didn't die, did he?

That's gay

AFAIK no

Why do you want to?

love france

Great to hear. What do you like exactly?
Tu parles français?

theres lots i like about it but i think it started when i learnt about napoleons life
the beautiful geography, the architecture, the marshals, everything about it is so admirable
compagnons du tour de france is very cool too

i only speak a little french but i'll get there in a few years maybe

What would happen if I were to greet someone the French way (cheek kissing) in Australia or New Zealand? Would people be weirded out?
That's nice, we sure have a fair bit of history.
>I only speak a little French
Did you take French in school?

if you were attractive and did it to a woman they would instantly get wet, guys would be weirded out
i started learning some on duolingo :^)
when i am more advanced i will probably try a school because i wouldn't be able to maintain my skill without talking to somebody that speaks it too

>Would people be weirded out?
Yes, unless they knew you were French and they knew it was normal so very low chance.

Wait, how you guys greet a woman then?

>if you were attractive and did it to a woman they would instantly get wet, guys would be weirded out
damn that sucks
>I started learning some on duolingo
Nice, hope it will work out for you. If you need help, I'll be happy to answer your questions
>Yes, unless they knew you were French and they knew it was normal so very low chance
I'll have to repress the French in me then

very weird unless it was meeting your gf's mum or something

I don't

If your friend present you a woman, what you will do?
It's impossible that you don't do anything and stay still

i dunno just say hello or wave or something if they're acquaintance if you're really familiar a hug or something

I don't have friends either

>very weird unless it was meeting your gf's mum or something
It's a completely different culture. I love it.
Here, I will greet both men and women the same way

Hug her/shake hand/friendly wave/just "hi"
Depends on situation

So no kiss whatsoever?
Here it would be seen as social awkard
But unlike the french, male on male is not accetable (only with your grandparents at max)

Gallipoli and other war films like Kokoda were kinda dull though.
Highly recommend the Castle and Crocodile Dundee 1 to whoever's interested. I'll also throw in Chopper as a suggested watch.

god I wish I had a big strong kiwi to pin me down and have his way with me

*Grandfather

>Russian gentlemen
:^)

Some girls unironically want you to shake their hands, it was strange first time I encountered this.

Older generations might kiss female relatives but it's nonexistent with most people nowadays. You might just hug them or, occasionally, you might even shake hands with a woman.

god no literally only my grandma when i visit because i live ages away and thats a her kissing me thing and awkward as fuck
even a hug for a random woman a friend introduces you to would be over the line of physical contact with somebody you don't know because anglos are pretty autistic about it apart from handshakes

No wonder you all are such faggots

>Crocodile Dundee 1
Great movie. Saw it on French TV a while back

>says the biggest slut

fuck the opposite because you have to be constantly make sure you aren't doing anything gay

>avatar fagging on a mongolian throat singing forum
>as a female elf at that
>calling others faggots

how is it like in Singapore?

you travelled much French guy you seem like you'd love that shit?

I'M BACK FROM MY SHOWER!
I GOT SOAP IN MY EYES SO I HAD TO LAY DOWN SCREAMING FOR A BIT!
You shouldn't kiss men here desu. U-Unless it's with me in private :3
At work I shake their hand. Before this I got really scared cause I thought it was a thing to kiss females on the cheek.


Wait, do Italians kiss each other to say hello as well?

>you travelled much French guy you seem like you'd love that shit?
Sorry I didn't get your question. Were you asking if I travelled much? And what shit would I like?
>I GOT SOAP IN MY EYES SO I HAD TO LAY DOWN SCREAMING FOR A BIT!
damn that's cute, looks like a child
>You shouldn't kiss men here desu. U-Unless it's with me in private :3
We'll see about that when I get there

Very hot and humid, why?
For long-term living costs are high but it's safe.

pansy

Yeah
Not gonna lie I don't like either but at aleast here, unlike France, you don't kiss male if you are male

A Heaven, but it's not for everyone

>projecting

I meant about the greeting thing, my bad I didn't word it properly
>For long-term living costs are high but it's safe.
Besides going there on vacation, I don't see myself living in Singapore

R*sshitians OUT

>I meant about the greeting thing
Smile and wave. Maybe say hi if you're close enough. Nothing other than that, no bodily contact.

me awake

I said with a woman
Out of all the three med countries only Frenchs kiss other men

>its 35C every day

>unlike France, you don't kiss male if you are male
not everybody does that even here. most men will shake hands with other men
Just what I expected desu

>damn that's cute, looks like a child
St-stop making me blush.
>We'll see about that when I get there.
I'm breathing heavily now, thanks.
D-don't say that.
So in France males kiss females to say hello and females do the same back?

W-would we kiss on the cheeks both times if we met or would it just be the first one who makes the move? Seems like a complicated system desu.
HELLO DESU!

Business idea:
Build pipeline from arctic region directly to australia and pump snoballs trough it to cool the confinent.

Where do you live? Dubbo?

Tell me about Dubbo, having a (relatively) big inland city in Aus seems weird.

LIECHTI BITTTTTTTTTTTTE

I don't usually make the first move, I let women do that
Sometimes they just shake hands, sometimes they kiss you on the cheeks
Anyway it's right-left-right so three little kisses on the cheeks
Oh and you don't kiss kid up to ~16 y.o.
But it's all unwritten rules so prepare to be awkard most of the time

ja was denn? is doch gute idee?
und kai sorg, i säg oh guaa morga uf /deutsch/

I've never been desu. It just seems like a very large inland country-esque city. Probably a very nice, but hot place.
I-I remember visiting Florence or something and seeing one of those women who "levitate"' with a stick. She let me hold her hand for a picture and winked at me when I walked away which made me embarrassed desu.

I-I think when I visit in 2 years I'll let you get all the kisses desu.

yeah how much you've travelled you'd get more out of it than most people

I haven't travelled much in my life to be honest. I lived a year abroad and that's basically it, besides the occasional vacations

How far inland have you been desu? As far as Canberra only or farther?

I would feel very uncomfortable living far away from the my beloves sea

That woman was a gypsy probably
We have many of those buskers in big cities

I live inland but on a mountain so its not that hot

I-I think it might have been Jenolan Caves desu.
S-same. I personally really hate the country unless I'm on some comfy bus tour in a foreign country :3
I remember her wearing exotic clothes and have olive skin and black eyeliner. She was really beautiful and the fact that she winked at me made me feel st-strange.

>Jenolan Caves
I've be there before also.

I killed the thread again. Fuck.

I stayed in a small cabin which faced an enormous field of Kangaroos plus a playground. It was really cool being so close to probably hundreds of the lads. I remember some Indian child trying to fight one and almost getting gutted.

I AM HUNGRY BUT I DONT WANT TO GET UP

Let me make you something desu. What would you like?

>The caves are the most visited of several similar groups in the limestone caves of the country, and the most ancient discovered open caves in the world.
Cool desu
But apparently Canberra is farther from the coast