New Summer of Steven promo
Who's this new chick we've never seen before?
A happy Lapis is a cute Lapis!
Will Lapis stop acting like a bitch towards everyone that isn't Steven?
That's Lapis.
Nah, that is the only piece of characterization she has left!
Can we get some villains for once?
maybe she's just a bitch
>literally no lines from Garnet
I'm sad, but at least it looks like we're getting lots of Greg
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It's not that type of show
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Holy crap my heart
also fuck yeah Stevonnie looks great in that jacket. Is that her dads?
most likely
It looks like it, but it fits Connie perfectly so I think it might be a kids version?
Should be wearing Greg's black shirt as well.
I hope not. Bitch Lapis a best
We haven't seen her interact with the townies yet, and she has no reason to hate them.
Dick Squad Lapis is best Lapis
she's happy again. or happy for the first time.
>stop
how long does summer last here, though august?
Let's hope not
pearl looks hot in a tux
>A new episode every weekday for the rest of the Summer, starting July 18th
LIAR! LIAR! LIIIIAAAAAAAAAR!
Depends.
There's your June July August summer
There's summer break which runs from mid to late June to mid to late August
There's late June to late September summer
And then there's until they run out of new episodes they feel like airing summer
But really fall is just something that grownups invented
>Implying that we're not going to get 48 new episodes in a row.
In all seriousness they're probably going to wrap up season 3, MAYBE get started on season 4 HA! Season 3 would end on the 12th of August that way, assuming 26 episodes.
That overly cheery announcer really bothersme.
but le dick squad broe? le dick squad!
she's cute and only associated with the shows return.
Not gonna happen.
We'll get two weeks, tops. "Summer of Steven" will end before August, mark my words.
What's your problem? Were some girls being mean to you?
PEARL IN A SUIT
I REPEAT
PEARL IN A SUIT
>summer of filler
I think there might be some breaks or a reduction in weekly airings, 3 per week would stretch things out better through summer, but the truth is we still have no idea. Maybe they'll clarify things soon, but they're more likely to wait until the first week's over at best. This is CN after all.
Amydot is alive!
Fuck you, Lapidot fags. FUCK YOU!
mean girls are great i'm just tired of people pretending that the show's moody lapis is as funny as the actual dick squad comics are. she just broods and pouts in the show.
>summer of filler
>starting with filler bomb
FUCKING SUGAR
>starting July 18th
Happy birthday to me!
>Alone at Sea is not about Jasper
Never. She's playing Steven like a fiddle.
No each season is three months long begining and ending on the equanox and solstice. If "Summer of Steven" is to be held at its word then this should last till September 21 anything less and CN is nothing but dirty liars.
>summer of something that`s actually airing
>summer ends and its a year of waiting
>Summer of Steven.
>Steven indicates that fall's coming in SOW.
I do like how they keep track of time in the show, but still.
Hey happy birthday man, I got you a present but I left it with you neighbors, just go in and grab it. You will know it when you see it because its really expensive.
>summer of salt
Pearl dissolves into madness as the episodes continue.
Lapis continues to be a bitch
>yfw timeskip
>yfw lapis has chilled out and is best buds with peri after living together for the winter and we didn't see any of it
20 episodes left in Season 3
which means it will only take 4 weeks to finish it
then we'll get another Hiatus
get ready for the Winter of Steven
There's astronomical summer, meteorological summer, and summer break.
Summer doesn't mean one specific time period.
She's happy around Steven, but goes cold around the Gems.
>Winter of Steven
You mean the week long special event, Steven Universe: Diamond Dust Up?
That's a tuxedo not a suit.
Wat?
>not pinstripe
LITERALLY ONE JOB
>literally no townies in the entire preview
All aboard the ruse cruise!
>fall is just something that grownups invented
Now that brings me back.
>A dinner jacket (British English) or tuxedo (American English, also colloquially known as “tux”) is a formal evening suit
>formal evening suit
>evening suit
>suit
my WIFE is fucking STUPID and it's CUTE
it's a type of suit
Based professional CN music era.
So god damn glad they cast folks like Estelle for Steven Universe.
I mean she's not The Apples in Stereo tier, but she's probably The Hives tier
Women/feminine rocks shouldnt wear tuxedos
>b-but equality
Women should embrace their feminism and stop trying to act like men, like it or not we are different, but we should embrace our strengths, not pretend to be each other
>Lapis laughing and smiling and having fun
Holy shit that's adorable. Between her and Peridot I think this show might give me the fucking diabeetus.
Welcome to the club
Just reminded me of Treasure Planet there 2bh, about halfway through they stopped drawing the stripes on Silver's trousers because they couldn't be arsed
That's probably the musical episode we've been hearing about.
But the Gems don't even understand the concept of gender, why would they give a shit about the distinction?
The only gems that ever really gave a shit about Earth stuff was Amethyst (who wouldn't give a shit) and Rose (who isn't around).
...
Finally, more Steven/Connie episodes.
>Just Lapis and Steven on a boat.
>Alone.
>At sea.
Ready for more porn?
>SU porn
>Involving Steven
That's hilarious, user.
>That rushed resolution of Malachite and the Cluster just so we can have happy Beach City Fun Times with both the gems and humans
It's the Steven Universe I always dreamed but never imagined would actually happen
STEVONNIE CONFIRMED I REPEAT STEVONNIE CONFIRMED
I honestly LOVED that thing the first time I saw it because I was a huge Hives fan.
...then I saw it 100 more goddamn times and now I can't even listen to the old stuff anymore. CN killed The Hives for me.
>People actually excited about a lengthy subplot on a boat
You'll be bored and complaining before a third of it is over.
What is Lapis doing to that boat?
Embracing feminism is a poor choice. Embracing femininity is okay though.
I hope Lappy gets a crop top tux
>before 5 minutes
Sounds accurate.
it's one episode stop being so triggered
>connie will never again be seen wearing her glasses.
Dammit, now it's gonna be even harder to make edits of her.
Damn generic indian girl's got nothing really unique about her besides that schnoz.
I hope every gem in the show gets a tux specifically to spite you. Women look amazing in tuxedos.
>Not liking women in tuxedos/suits.
You're entitled to your own opinion, but I disagree and find your taste to be questionable.
>Stevonnie episode
>Lapis happy
>Amydot episode
>Pearl in a Tux
REV UP DAT HYPETRAIN
1 episode with my wife is better than 7 Y E A R S
...
But I LIKE glasses free Connie
>ipad on wrist
fucking designated autism gem
The episodes where Steven runs off with one of the gems usually results in some heavy shit at the end. Remember when Steven and Amy ran away and we learned gems are made by literally sucking the life out of a planet?
i'm not sure whether to call you a retard or agree with your second part. oh well.
Why does Peridot look like she is wearing a duel disk?
too bad we'll only get one Lapis/Peri ep followed by endless Lars and Sadie drama :^)
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
I want to rub the insides of her slacks clad thighs
Seems to be a replacement for the recorder Lapis broke.
I think she looks fine either way, but without the glasses she's really just generic and brown all over.
Doesn't even have a very interesting hairstlye outside the five-head.
I've seen that expresion in an anime but i can't tell which
she velcroed an ipad to her arm to act as a screen/tape recorder and she wears it in public like an autist
>usually
You must give more examples.
It's an overall replacement for her screen.
Remember when she first showed up without the enhancers? She said she didn't know shit without her screen.
Now she's got the earth equivalent of one, an IPad.
Peridot's a dirty phone poster.
Diamond is coming!
Rose's Scabbard
What deck would Peridot use if she played Yu-Gi-Oh?