/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Hey user, Whatcha Got in Your Pants There? Edition

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Meanwhile:

Cute!

first for Laura being a dumb shit

:c

I don't know. I use qbittorrent using the search feature with a bunch of plugins installed so I can search about 15 something sites at once

Coopfags can't compete

The X-Files is canon.

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xth for M A L C O L M

Rhonda best girl

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I want to watch the x-files, what do I begin with/avoid?

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c:

>when someone near me talks about skipping episodes

Who is your Time Peaks husbando, /tpg/?

You begin with season 1 episode 1, crazy I know

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I wish I skipped everything after leland's death

One of the most hype scenes for me in a while. The build up to him returning to normal has been great.

>x-files
is the biggest waste of time of my life
it never gets anywhere

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>Tfw I thought we were going to have normal coop after that attack
NOPE

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imagine admitting to the police that a midget almost knocked you down

It's fucking incredible that that is LFB. How the fuck does someone completely waste top-tier genetic material like that?

she had Kyle's ball like grapes, why live more?

>I can't believe I just filmed this retarded scene
>another midget?
>I could be at home making wine
>he wants me to remain braindead for another 5 episodes?

Retard Cooper is the fucking best. I love how everyone in his life is accepting that Dougie is retarded now and they're just going along with it. Seriously I could watch a whole slice of life movie of retard Coop just derping around

Me too. The first thing I said when it was going down was, "Oh shit, he's back"

then

How is Ike so incompetent? He should have shot Cooper several seconds earlier, you know, before he was within arms reach. Is it because he got too used to using the spike?

>24 hours

Post characters that remind you of you're self

He's not used to long range, or long reach. His natural instinct is to move in close.

supreme taste

kinda short-sighted of him

Has anyone farted in the series? Lucy said she had gas but we didn't see her actually fart. Did Toad fart in the diner? Serious replies only.

You do stupid shit under pressure, go figure

Yeah, he really should have thought it through a little.

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

watch till the movie, after it the series turn to shit. the culmination of the main storyline is in s7, after that there're some watchable eps but overall not worth the time. the return is pathitic, dropped half the pilot

four you

I only ever thought that when he had coffee for the first time. If only I knew.

i'm not gay at all but jeez . watch war on everyone

>i'm not gay at all but

he's legit crazy.

I get to have two

The cobra.

M A N D I N G O

was rewatching part1&2 earlier and realised I forgot about the scene in the Lodge where Leland asked Cooper to find Laura.

It's likely that after Cooper/Dougie gets back to his usual self, this is what the finale will entail, right? Given the child's death in ep 6 was dealt with like such a tragedy, I'm feeling warmth and empathy from Lynch and Frost again. Even possibly to the point of giving Sarah Palmer a conclusion, possibly another meeting with Laura before letting them both be at peace?

wtf Twin Peaks has QTEs now?

thanks
I just want cool paranormal adventures with the odd couple

laura is going to come back to life
Cooper is going to bring her out of the lodge

He got in over his head; it happens.

they lose the evidence everytime

She's pretty but it's funny how everyone in the town is obsessed with her when all her friends and classmates are much more attractive.

She's a wacky sex freak because everyone loves her but like why.

Is he going to jump a shark while he's at it?

FOUR YOU

she's pretty badass, it probably impresses them

can someone post the full gay smug cooper image?

Chinese drugs are a bitch, yo

Guess he's only used to small time jobs.

wat

Ass

He's a midget, he's used to having to close the gap then attack. He's a close-quarters specialist. He rushed into melee range on instinct.

Only this day his opponent was the man they call The Cobra.

>Lorraine in black and white
>Ike in grey

P O T T E R Y

leaked footage from later in the series

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and chopped off its legs to use as a crude message delivery system

Is it more likely that The Sparkle is a cocaine analogue research chemical, or is it more likely that it's recrystallized garmonbozia / the Henry Rollins drug man is Mrs. Tremont / Chalfont's grandson?

I'm bad at faces, who was she and why did he kill her?

i think it will be questionable whether or not she is 'back to life' but an image of her will appear.

The thing that I think we're overlooking a lot too is the Giant's "Two Birds with One Stone" warning/clue. No idea what it could mean at this point

>committed Onanism when he spilled his seed upon the ground and let it putrefy in a horse's womb for 40 days to become Dougie

Gordon and Albert are the two birds, Albert refers to themselves as birds on a mission or something. The one stone is Mount Rushmore. This clue has already been solved.

>who was she

Lorraine, the person who was used as the go-between to hire the people to kill Cooper after he swapped places with Dougie.

>why did he kill her

Evil Cooper was upset the hit didn't take place successfully, so he used his go between in Vegas (pic related) to hire a killer midget to kill Loraine as punishment for botching it, and after that do what she failed to do and kill Cooper.

wait where did the horses womb come from? Is that the white horse that goes whizzing past when Coop leaves the lodge in p1/2 ?

Perfect for getting LYNCHED.

aa makes sense, I wonder who he'll send after the midget

I never thought about it but he might have beat off onto that magic sphere to create Dougie, yeah.

Richard and Linda are twins, two birds one nut. Ask her manservant.

He's out of prison now, he doesn't have to send anyone.

He's going to rape that midget to death. That's his M.O. His modus operandi.

DougieCoop does next episode

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I'm really curious how they're going to handle this. Are they actually going have Cooper face off with his Doppelganger? Will one of them die without even meeting? I feel like there might be some good cat and mouse moments, them hunting each other. If they go that route.

Oh fuck. What if BobCooper kills Janey-E and Sonny-Jim while DougieCooper is at work.

I think Good Cooper and Bad Cooper will meet at the end of the next episode and just as they are about to fight the episode will end and we will have our two week break.

It's from Antiviral

>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

If they did that, I think they'd probably end it with BobCooper parked outside the home or something like that. I don't think they'd end with the two of them about to fist fight.

this isn't capeshit. they will probably have 20 minute long a staring contest.

better show

Do we even know if they can be near each other? It might be like Hitchcock where being in the vicinity of each other might fuck shit up. Maybe the vomiting stuff initially when the switch happened was because they were close in regards to the Black Lodge.

>Blocks Your Path

There's not going to be a fight, they're not going to fight each other and neither of them are going to "die". Pretty sure if BobCooper dies then Cooper is stuck as a retard for the rest of his life.

>crop out the top of James' head
>suddenly becomes the most sexually smoldering character in the entire series
Explain this.

Certainly a better children's show.

Please appreciate this tummy.