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why dont black men ever grow up? that bloke is clearly in his mid to late 30s and dresses like a 16 year old roadman. probably still has the emotional intelligence of one too. its pathetic. and they wonder why everyone hates them
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it's a mix of students and 50+ year olds who lived through THATCHA
Politics should be settled by Vale Tudo cagefights. Let the Labour put forth their strongest man, and the Conservatory put forth their strongest man, and the winner becomes PM.
think what happened was rather sad, but thats what he gets for being a cocky tory cunt
why the fuck does an irishman care about what goes on with mutts in yankistan
boggles the brainwaves
i always feel sorry that the guy who hit him (i think?) got jailed for manslaughter
should've got off with community service for being provoked.
This is stupid Rorke. I could post millions of hideous right wing people and we could go back and forth for eons.
tfw will never know the feeling of having someone whos willing to fight and die for me
will never lock arms with my brothers and March into a ZOG controlled city
imagine being so bitter you post a picture of a rich public schoolboy who died. i'm from fucking sheffield my dad was a miner who made a success of himself with his own business i spent a lot of my youth in a pit village near doncaster but a lot of wealthy people earned it and there are 100 rich people to take his place as you wallow in your shithole blaming other people
i know a muslim and he's absolutely fine. never once asked him for his views on homosexuality, apostasy, women, blasphemy, secularism or terrorism though. but he says please and thank you so that means we should let millions of 3rd worlders into the country.
off to see the gf
going to hug her, give her a big sloppy kiss, and then spend the night shagging
"Welcome to the Black Man's Fan Club - a monthly swingers' night for white women who want to have sex with black men, and their white husbands or partners who want to watch."
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what the fuck is wrong with wypipo?
shut up Tarquin von Rothschild, your family hasn't earned shit, it's all usury and other forms of exploitation
It's always Rorke provoking this mythical "leftypol discord" into getting into flamewars.
If I was mod, I'd ban the words leftypol discord all together.
implying america doesn't export its ideology to the entirety of Europe
yeah could happen to anyone. bouncers are scum t
yeah i used to go down the mines to masturbate but then my dad founded nintendo
he spent 40 days and 40 nights without sleep engineering the NES, you know. he really did work harder.
my dad says they're going to make a new pokemon game with two mews joined at the hip
Britain is not Europe, they not even belong to Western civilization, they belong to Anglosphere "civilization" (multiethnic, cosmopolitan, individualistic and libertine).
i'm from fucking sheffield my dad was a miner who made a success of himself with his own business i spent a lot of my youth in a pit village near doncaster but a lot of wealthy people earned it and there are 100 rich people to take his place as you wallow in your shithole blaming other people
MOOR blood seethes in your veins, you are a rapebaby, my ancestors blood is inside you.
me: 10/10, super amazing poster, extra witty, sexier than sexy, very not annoying
Crazy how the further you go to the left or right, the more they look the same... what should I name this theory?
I unironically believe that arabs are the masterrace, we are the superior race on earth, we are the best.
Friendzoned myself by not kissing the cute girl when she wanted me to. Wonder if I went for it now, would she reject it or turn away?
my family are literally from a pit village near doncaster and all worked down the mine. my dad was put out of work by the miners strike. then he started a company making containers for ships and building sites and became fairly well off. my dad grew up in a 3 bedroom house with 8 siblings and i grew up in a 5 bedroom house with a huge garden in a nice area. i am not bitter towards the rich because my dad made something of himself even though he's a pit boy
shut the fuck up, al andalus was liberated by mostly ARAB warriors from the ummayad caliphate ! we hit those filthy spanish cucks so hard they didn't know what was going on lmafo, we enslaved them for hundreds of years.
1. Anglo-Irish (rip)
2. Channel Islander
3. English
4. Manx
5. Scottish
6. Welsh
7. Ulster Scot
8. Papist Irish scum
Focus on having fun with her for now, just have a fucken laugh and then go in for the kiss when things are just right
Nah, it's staged by one of the CIA controlled oppositions - like everything in Amerimuttica.
Amerimutts always play all side of the war which they themselves fund and lead directly or indirectly from both sides.
and my dad's the hardest fucker going in the newcastle gym mate, fuck off
because we want them to be like that, we enjoy it, we want u to think we are weak and stupid, then suddenly we STRIKE, then we take over the world.
my dad made himself rich producing tangible items, so i'm not bitter about soros making his fortune trying to undermine the policies of a democratically elected government, or the fact thousands of people like my dad were bankrupted by the high-interest rate policies of the Thatcher government so that the City of London could make bank on foreign capital inflows.
kissing someone while they're laughing
bit tricky isn't it? i guess if you push her jaw closed first then you can
Watching Raven Alexis - Jacks POV 16. Her arse looks amazing in this scene.
Hey guys, I was joking with this. I really like the wonderful, sophisticated and unique British culture (except cuisine, your cuisine is shit).
why dont u off urself like most of ur brothers huh ?i can kill you with one punch and wouldnt hesitate to do so.
name one thing that is actually "shit" about british food you stupid cunt
All our food is pretty standard but hearty and delicious.
NEED a confident gf to compensate for my indecisiveness and insecurity
my dad literally heemed a crowd of pakis once
he'd make mincemeat out of your paki dad too
Dunno about my dad, but my mother's boyfriend worked hard to get where he is today. He's well minted, tells me he's one of the top managers at the local JD Sports.
The problem is that every moment feels right because we still get on the same way. Literally all that is/was missing is the kiss but now it's trickier because we had an argument because of my initial hesitation. Worried the argument killed her attraction.
Green.
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Try using conditioner and if that doesn't work shave your head; worked for me
Go with your gut then, never fails. You just have to go for it or regret it forever
Had a confident protogf. It doesn't compensate for your own anxiety because they still expect you to make the move. If you don't, they take it as an implicit rejection.
imagine how fucking awkward it must be to be around those people. constantly walking on egg shells terrified of saying anything in case one of those lunatics takes offence.
kinda like modern Britain.
hey was that sarcastic ? are you making fun of me ? i swear bro ill come and i will fucking beat your ass up.
when i was 12 my dad hit me for swearing and now i can only see out of one eye but i'm not bitter haha
Yeah I think the regret is what's driving me to just do it atm.
It is a mess. Good lad.
We're both celts
nah, we used to live in bradford
they got a bit uppity and tried to corner him in their garage but he battered them haha
because then they go on a witch hunt and campaign to have your life ruined for having the wrong opinion.
mention my dad left the mine and made something of himself
suddenly it's a big joke!
have any of you lefties been to a pit village? do you know the mining communities? anything about them?
Wrong, these were ordinary people
How do you know? I think you are too stupid to understand what a controlled opposition is or how it works.
Gonna come back to you lads the day I'm going to see her so I can get posts like this that kick me into gear
1. Anglo-Irish (rip)
8. Papist Irish scum
Not British ethnicities btw, also Anglo-Irish are very much still around. They are the ONLY good Anglos, and are generally so different from the rest that it is unclear how they were ever related.
leftist
why are there so many transsexuals
c'mon shlomo, it's like you don't know
Nobody gives a shit lad
I come from a family of miners and none of them are as successful as your bent dad so stop going on about it like you have the biggest bollocks in /brit/
teens with any political views whatsoever take offense all the time, not worth worry about unless you hang out with teens. then its an issue.
my dad murdered a postman and said if ever tell anyone he'd murder me too
its so odd seeing you post destiny stuff
remember I used to watch him stream starcraft 2 and he was such an edgelord. Lad did a 180 it seems
Would gladly do it but only for Éire and her Gaelic children. Would gladly do much more for Éire tbqh.
because white people are a complete mess and the majority are infected by this modernist protestant idealism
idk why /pol/ hates post-modernism when all the radical stuff they espouse is post-modern/anti-modern
what was the situation where she went in for a kiss?
were you out somewhere? her place?
mention you aren't bothered by rich people who make their living destroying people like your dad
don't get a response
fuck you and fuck your imaginary dad
on the blower to your dad right now to let him know you've squealed
rip in piece haha
Fuck off eu merkelbot shill you're saying all of those people are controlled opposition? Fuck off, and trust me I know all about controlled opposition you kike cunt.
alt right
young people having fun
diverse
respect eachothers due to having same goal
leftypol
bunch of mid 30s lesbians and trannies
all white
no non white members despite saying they love diversity
would kill one another if they'd get called wrong pronouns
so this is the power....
of leftypol
lol and how many of them are into left wing politics? none. nobody in true working class england gives a fuck about communist shite. they talk about benefits and the nhs but most of them don't even know what communism is and are racists too lol
Anglo-Irish are as bad as all Anglos. Worse even because they blend in. They're the reason the Irish language is all but dead, why only Dublin seems to experience economic growth and why the population is slowly being replaced by Poles, Nigerians and Brazilians
yeah they just arrived in north america and found the most successful country in human history just waiting for them
my dad was a miner, he used to go down the pit with his big drill every day to work hard to make a family.
by which i mean he had sexual intercourse with my mother until she was pregnant with me and my brother.
I just can't believe people pay to watch him play video games online. Ridiculous.
its all smoke and mirrors, they are bullies and just like with any bully the best way to counter them is just to stand up for yourself and not cave in to them.
look at all these idiots who just instantly crumble under the first bit of pressure and allow themselves to be torn to bits by the jackals for fear of being called bad names.
the people who stand firm and don't give an inch are spat on the forgotten
Have to subsidize for our holidays the GF because she's a low earner in comparison to me and I would rather die than go to an all-inclusive deano resort
Having to pay £500 for her so we can go to a golf resort instead, she's a great GF, just wish she made more money
Blood and soil is referring to how German blood is related to the soil because they evolved to live in that specific area you spacker.
My dad supports Jeremy Corbyn and his dad served
Nowt wrong wanting the best for others, its called being a human and having people's backs you tarquin cunt
If you don't want the best for people then quite simply you should get your head checked you fucking mentalist
Hola. Ni Hao.
I have never seen a Chinese in Sup Forums before. Can I ask you a couple of questions?
Are you a Kung Fu expert?
Is your life in the shaolin temple really hard?
What does dog meat taste like?
Thanks. Arigato.
my dad was a miner who made a success of himself with his own business i spent a lot of my youth in a pit village near doncaster but a lot of wealthy people earned it and there are 100 rich people to take his place as you wallow in your shithole blaming other people
what's the most you've drunk in a day lads?
had a whole bottle of vodka on christmas day
She didn't go for the kiss but the moment was there. Went for a moonlit walk, ended up sitting on a bench near a quietly babbling river, arms and legs pressed against each other, lots of laughing, smiling, eye contact and then silence. Just sitting there looking in each other's eyes.
And then a fucking bike whizzes past and I choke because she's expressed being made nervous and embarrassed by kissing in public. Once the cyclist fucked off, she had to go get the train home. She text me when she got home "we got scary close to that kiss today".
Simultaneously one of the best and worst nights of my life.
get a bottle of lambrini aye, it'll get you fucked quick and it's only £1.29 for a big fucking bottle
That is what it means, that is why the Nazis came up with it some European mixed diaspora using it in America is nothing more than larping.
I thought that the Sup Forums little flag showed ethnicity, not citizenship.
my parents are both from working class fucking doncaster, calling me tarquib makes no sense. and corbyn wants to flood the place with ethnics as my good old dad puts it so fuck him
Maybe try again
Go out for dinner or something nearby and say how you want to walk off the meal or something like that
Just don't force it though
What the hell kind of restaurant is that?
Is he drinking a coffee at night?
Bunch of runts in the alleyway again. Both underage and smoking. Girl has Lambrini. Both speaking in council-estatese where every other word seems to just be a grunt or "fucken".
Think I might get a pan of water and just dump it on them, shoo them away like the mangy rats they are.
thoughts on munching fanny? don't mind it if it's clean, tidy, and I like the girl
silly pasta twat here. i dont know what a controlled opposition is.
Why im not surprised.
lol go ask people in yorkshire pit villages what they think of blacks and muslims see what response you get. report back here :)
Went for a moonlit walk, ended up sitting on a bench near a quietly babbling river, arms and legs pressed against each other, lots of laughing, smiling, eye contact and then silence. Just sitting there looking in each other's eyes.
oh my days. oh. my. days.
what do you even call posts like this
its gone beyond cringe by so many magnitudes. felt my entire body shrivelling up and desiccating as i read it
oh my DAYS
I don't think she'll accept another date though, is the problem. I don't think she'll believe that I'm ready now, so I think I'm stuck with having to go for a spontaneous spur of the moment kiss.
only ever have the bottle to do it when im mortal, if im not its just to fucked
they love me biting on the labia i find
i drank some bottles of 1948-51 wine with some mates, tasted like nothing else i have ever had. no acidity to it and was like water flavoured with some delicious new flavour.
Chad Chang banged 3 white women with his cock
NAP of their pussies was violated that night
Fuck off eu merkelbot shill you're saying all of those people are controlled opposition? Fuck off, and trust me I know all about controlled opposition you kike cunt.
relax m8, none of this shit is that important
They're the reason the Irish language is all but dead
Dubliners are the reason the language is all but dead, Anglos speak better Irish than Dubliners, and take more interest in native music and literature too. The only thing they're shite at is Hurling
hmm
bf is avoiding me
might have to break up
or alternately might not break up but start looking for another bf and then i can break up with the current one if i find a good one
after all a flaky bf who i hardly see is better than no bf at all
Want to bury my nose in their arsecracks and sniff their pungent farts all day long
can't stop thinking how every single one of us is just a big ape
you can talk all you want but essentially the only things you want from life are a fuck, food, and regular shits
racists are just chimps going 'oo oo oo' at other chimps
northerners > rural welsh > midlanders > posh scots > southerners > irish > urban welsh > glaswegians > londoners > ulstermen
maybe I'm just crap at it or something but I find it a bit boring, yeah stuffing your face in some wet flaps and licking a little nubbin like a dog on coke brilliant
underage drinkers in the alley at 12:32 on a Saturday morning
Stop lying for attention you literal child
was once coming down off a MASSIVE LSD and MDMA binge and I had this incredible sensation/realisation that we're all just jungle monkeys, looked at myself in the mirror and I saw a fucking gorilla type thing looking back. We are fucking monkeys. WE ARE JUNGLE MONKEYS
stuffing your face in some wet flaps and licking a little nubbin like a dog on coke brilliant
that sounds unironically good 2bh
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Dubliners ARE anglo you wally
It should be abundantly clear I'm talking about Anglican protestants, not West Brits like dubs