Rio Apocalympics Thread

The shit is about to go down lads!
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dubs of truth

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double dubs of truth

so close to triple dubs

I don't think you understand how to play bingo.

You're suppose to get a single line to win, not fill in EVERY square.

I'm sure most of these will happen. Trust

>vid related
>youtu.be/QRhXqLM4Qcg

>100m final is about to start
>jets flies over
>people think its normal
>gunfire begins to be heard
>tanks roll into the stadium
>ITS HAPPENING
>coup succeeds
>president of brazil is publicly hanged on copacabana beach
>brazil descends into civil war

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Bump!

when you realize that the olympics could have been held in tokyo... or at least prague.

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Actual newsweek article

>domestic terrorists kill ISIS members
can't wait desu

>hold olympics in brazil
>literally a shit show

also,
>all from the same jew
witnessed

No geneva convention
Gangs of brazil will make the u.s. military look like pussy's
Every arab athlete will end up kidnapped since brazil gang members think all muslims have lots of saudi oil money.

Who else /comfy/ here?

Two weeks of probable happenings, the Brazilians looking like incompetent niggers and the occasional cutie

What could be better?

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Oh this will be beautiful.

Saudi-Brazilian war would be fascinating.

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>33
>66
>99
all multiples of 33
what happens if we put a mirror next to the 33 ?
its a 88

The u.s. will probally start guarding muslim athletes instead of u.s. athletes
So no muslims get held for ransom

Post more news storys of crimes in rio against olympic athletes and tourist.

Any of you autists gonna link us to a non delayed live stream?

Hope isis nukes rio

Who's going to rape whom?

The comfy tension is killing me lads

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Wait didn't we already have a murder?

>watching gymnastics warm-ups
>save a prayer 'till the morning afteeeeeeerrrrrr

Don't tell me they're going to go all Duran Duran all the time.

Can I bet skybet that terrorists will attack? I made bank when they let me bet on Suarez biting someone at the world cup

>going to go all Duran Duran all the time
I'm stealing this and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>Entire event gets pink eye
>Crashing into each other in the water
>Concussions and broken bones
>Nigerian swimmer drowns when he can't swim well enough
>American is just used to filthy water, wins anyway

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qmbxg9Q8l90

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>zika cases reported

It takes longer than two weeks to present.

>trans athlete

You mean ruskies?

>shower electrocution

You know this is a real thing, right? They call them suicide showers, fucking showers with built-in heaters (!). Insane

>white male booed

Not fair. They could be booing the country he represents.

Replace with

>athlete raped/gang-raped
>athlete disappears
>hijab ripped off head of Saudi runner
>mexican performance interrupted by BUILD WALL BUILD WALL

No intellectual property rights claimed or implied, senpai, enjoy.

>her name is rioooooo and she dances on teh saaaaand

>world's athletes forced to choose sides and pit their physical prowess against their opposition

Drowns

Isis wont survive rio
Rio criminals are vicious.
Rio cops would shake down every mohammed they meet for money.

this

it would be an absolute kekfest

>"Today's ceremony will include indigenous peoples, black and female empowerment, transgenders and an alert against the risks of oil use."
>"Bolsonaro will hate the ceremony. Trump too. At least we got that right."

Please nuke us, any country just fucking nuke us out of existence

Jesus don't they know that Trump said he'd let trannies use whatever bathroom they wanted?

Guess he forgot about Dr. Ben Carson too. And all of the (legal) Mexicans he employs. And I guess it doesn't make a damned bit of difference when you've already made up your mind.

>addressing trump
>trump gets world stage, again
>no fucks given about H. Rotten.

>>trans athlete
>You mean ruskies?

There are two brits, I think. I just checked cause I was modifying the original card.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671937/Transgender-British-athletes-born-men-set-make-Olympic-history-competing-games-women.html


>tfw someone has already posted another version of this on my fb.

Poop

In the water, yes. We know.

do really men compete in the women category? this will be a slaughter kek

Or...
OR


fucking humiliating, and taken by feminists to mean that men are shit at sports, and they're secretly even better at THAT!

Post your comfy pica

Fair to say its going to be a fucking shit show. Can't wait.

The real question being, will Zika spread?

actually very awesome mcdonalds ad

The dubs are real ITT

That left line straight down looks promising

Id say everything looks promising

jesus

Doobs for dirty bomb

They're just trying to encourage the swim teams

Here we go.guys its happening.

[shekels internally]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKING KIKE

>F35 meme

Dike virus inbound

I repeat!

LET ME KNOW WHEN THEY SHOW AN OWL!

hitler trips checked

>jesus
you mean kek

B4 if dub

screencap and praise KEK

Kek is real

Praise him

>WE WUZ GHOSTS N SHEEEEEIT

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Kek is real