Is Jason disqualified for being Bond because of his low-class northern english accent?

Is Jason disqualified for being Bond because of his low-class northern english accent?

He doesn't have the look. Bond is supposed to be able to blend into high society.

His manletism and severe case of bald alone disqualifies him

he's disqualified because he's a bald manlet

no, because its elba's turn

I'm guessing you're a dumb yank?

He has a typical cockney accent, which is from south bongland.

He doesn't have the effete, pompous look needed for Bond.

>northern english accent
hes a londoner you twat

He's way too white to be believable as a Brit.

he's 5'10' and so is Daniel Craig

is Cockney an upperclass accent?

sean connery was bald as well

but this dude doesn't have the look either way

Yes it's actually held in high regard here. Second to only the Queen's English.

Bond isn't a powderkeg greaseball. Sure he can throw his weight around when it comes down but his greatest quality is that he's smooth and collected. Statham looks like a guy who would drunkenly fight you for looking at his girl. Bond is a bit classier than that.

He looks too tough. Bond is a limey alcoholic. His only action skills are jogging and shooting a pistol, everything else is speechcraft and charisma.

ITT : delusional niggers

he's too old at this point

>"this knitted sweater is really itchy, someone please remove it I don't even have a t-shirt between my skin and this thing"

May I suggest Tom Hiddleston to play a retro bond? Imagine Bond during WW2 punching Nazi's, fucking sexy Flemish resistance fighters with hairy armpits, and engaging in a narrative of complex intrigue. To hell with the Bond story line. Imagine how sexy Hiddleston would look in a retro tuxedo in 1940.

No, because a gentleman is born, not made.

Craig says otherwise.

That dude needs to lift more desu, too wirey.

That's part of the appeal. It's a turn away from a street fighter Bond toward a more traditional "perfumed" and proper sailor-provacateur.

should i watch bond kinos? which one should i start with

Watch Man from Uncle instead.

can you make your shilling less obvious

One really is nearly as good as the other. They're all within range of one anther. I thought Skyfall was really good though. People thought Casino Royale was okay but didn't really like Quantum of Solace. I disagree about QoS. I thought it was a different kind of Bond film that didn't require the suspension of disbelief.

Dr. No
Not him but I liked Man from UNCLE and hope there's a sequel.

So Charlie hunam then?

Lol, no one holds cockney in high regard.

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>talking about similar types of movies is shilling
What's more it's for a movie that's not even airing in the cinema anymore.
I swear, some of you here on this site are genuinely retarded.

It's probably cause he's bald

He's bald.

>Jason Staplegun
>From the North

lel?

Chev Chelios is better than James Bond anyway

Liam neeson should sign a 1 film contract to play bond.

Northern English? He's a fucking cockney! I'm from Newcastle and I'm offended by this.

10/10 b8 m8

You mad?

>I'm from Newcastle
my condolences

>Newcastle
Hi Cheryl CoalBurner.

Your accent disgusts me.

>Northern

Burger ban when?

>fuckinf flemish resistance fighters
As a dutch/flemish mix this gets me rock hard

I can't imagine he would find the role of bond to be very appealing anyway. Way too prissy for him.

Still a better accent than cockney, EYUP-istan, Welsh, Scottish, west country and of course scouse.

Mmmm burgers

Sean Connery also had unshaven shoulder and back hair. Times change.

Bald manlet and old

>DOM'A'IC TO'REH'OH

>YA DON'T KNOW MEH

>BUT YOU WILL

Craig was a mistake.

Hey britbongs, I always see you people shitpost about accents, so what is considered the best accent to have?

He looked well in King Kong. Definitely fit the part of British intelligence agency

american neutral

>Man from Uncle

Is that some Pakistani relationship drama movie?

scouse or brummy

Too street. Bond needs to be refined and sneak into high society without being noticed. A black man, pretending to be upper class would be a dead give away and attract too much unwanted attention.

I'm not a doctor. And why not?

May I suggest daisy ridley as the next bond?

Game over dumb dumbs XD

>manlet
>hairlet
That's why