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i'm my only friend

I once sang "Is this the way to amarillo" into a hand drier in spain cuz it made me sound like a robot and i thought the noise of it drowned everything out and when i left the toilet there was like six people standing there that mockingly cheered and laughed at me.

did you get pics of her feet?

thoughts?

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Gun violence in Sweden surpasses neighboring countries, researchers say

In 2016, some 250 shootings (random, fatal and non-fatal) were registered by police in Stockholm, Gothenburg and Malmö. In 2014, that number came to 200, indicating that Sweden is experiencing a drastic rise in such incidents.

Researchers say the reason why Sweden experiences a higher rate of deadly shootings is unclear.

want to go out but none of the lads want to go

dont want to look like a mong myself fuck

this except with excessive masturbation

it's haitiano

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler

>Tonibler is a male given name in Kosovo, given in honor of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair following his role in the 1999 NATO air campaign against the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War. The conflict had seen widespread persecution of ethnic Albanians in Kosovo as Kosovo sought to gain independence from Yugoslavia. Blair was credited as being instrumental in ending the conflict, and boys born following the war were sometimes given the name Toni or Tonibler.

at last i truly see

When I was in China I saw more fat american tourists than fat chinese

never been to spain
what's it like

might do a cheeky mmo

rorke aint gonna enjoy this one HAHAHAHAHAHA

nerd

tried to do maths but i can't concentrate. my mind is in a different place. under a lot of stress lads
will try again in a while

how far are you now?

Tonidetahgur is another one they use in honour of their favourite brand of cereal

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What episode of Black Mirror is this?

still multiplying scalars onto vectors?

what's stressing you out hun x

have quite the porn collection lads. delete it every few months when i have a mental breakdown and swear i'll quit porn, but every time I rebuild it, it gets more and more extensive.

just discosteng

glad you posted this. Was REALLY concerned about your daily life.

please update us again in an hour. We're concerned

>U.K. Government Plans 'Northern Forest' of 50 Million New Trees spanning across England from Liverpool on West coast to the East coast city of Hull

the northern powerhouse?

favourite scene and or series or and site

just use your calculator lad

and what?

>rorke aint gonna enjoy this one

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going to the cinema with my parents tomorrow

same lol

my idea of deleting it is just tossing it on an external I never use though lol

>need to study like 1000 lecture slides before Tuesday
>all I can think about it kissing her

HEY HO POO WILLY

This nonce flew from Dublin to Leeds lol
RTE producer, getting sentenced next month, fucking wronguns need hanging I say
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Hang em all publicly. Make a show of them.

This is what amerigoblins actually believe

alri dad

*bops you* gang gang

those lads should be knighted

BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

really shouldn't watch movies when I'm drunk. literally never remember the third act/ending and they're a pretty big investment timewise for someone who usually gets his entertainment from disposable youtube videos

a guy that does in toronto busts a ton of pakis

Used the wrong credit card to buy the books lads.
Used my own which has like 5 dollars when I should have used my dads
Got extremely angry and broke some furniture when I discovered I used the wrong one
I'm a complete failure and I don't belong in college or out in the public

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lads how do I into tinder

you need facebook and at least 50 friends

Lot of nice booze left over from NYE

Whipped up a Sipsmith/Fevertree G&T

over before it ever started
wish I'd only deactivated my fb instead of deleting it

POWER STANCE

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>40 minutes

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GO, GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO, SHAWTY
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
WE GON' PARTY LIKE IT'S YO BIRTHDAY
WE GON' SIP BACARDI LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND YOU KNOW WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

be good looking

probably drank well over 70% of all the booze my parents got for christmas on my own

blairite scum

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just sitting and contemplating that in the 1980s we actually exceeded 10% unemployment.

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ideally I would want 100% unemployment because if no-one worked there would be no need for jobs and I could smoke weed and masturbate all day with no shame and probably the economy will work out fine somehow

suggest you delete this for your own sake m8

>and at least 50 friends
really

so many communities ravaged by thatcher and the tories

always knew it would eventually come down to this ..

*menacingly takes out spork*

KINO

I fucking love /gif/

Tony Blair would be considered alt-right if he were alive today

it's only measured as unemployment if you're looking for work.

Fucks sake, store was out of chocolate protein powder that I ate with my oats every morning. They only had some cookies and cream flavour, and it resembles and smells like white dried dog shit.
I can't even consume this without gagging but I got 2 big tubs of it JUST

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Well? Is it?

in retrospect it was very noncy wasnt it - no idea what I was thinking

thanks leaf

ah yes, the northern cuisine

Czech casting?

No because that would be homosexuality

inverting your penis and stuff it up your gooch to create a festering, weeping sore doesn't make you a woman

what is the appeal of cuckoldry

*blocks your path*

I engage in an intimate realtionship with a member of the opposite sex in hopes of spreading my seed and fostering a family. Let's take a look now...
>MtF
>not capable of fostering children
>will probably lie to me about their biological sex to deceive me
>high chance of emotional problems, will likely kill themselves
3 STRIKES, YERRRRR OUT.

fantastic

saw a little kid about 5 years old outside M&S today with an entire man-size box of fish and chips to himself, wanted to nick it off him

my gf

I mean it is discriminatory but there's nothing wrong with it
people are well within their rights to not shag someone with matching genitalia

not very impressive, one, maybe two punches and she'd be on the floor

fetish like any other lad, doesn't make much sense at all when you think about them logically. but they exist and most people have one.

Funny in that the nigger is behaving like a nigger but also funny in that the coalburner knows she has no self-respect

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is letting someone fuck your significant other really a 'fetish'? just seems like masochism and/or mental illness

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is all that stuff of porn stopping you from being able to get it up with a bird even true?

Daily reminder that this is still happening to this day.

Ignore and report threads such as:

>"Italians aren't white, "Serbs aren't white", "Slavs aren't white", "the Irish aren't white", "muh Amerimutts"

>threads that pit European-derived countries against one another ("I can't believe how shitty France is", "Russia is ebul", "Anglos are retarded")

>"Christcucks are retarded", ">worshipping a dead kike on a stick"

>"Israel is our greatest ally", "look how cute these Israeli girls from IDF propaganda are", "say one thing you like about Jews"

>"how can white men even compete?/BLACKED", "white women are all worthless whores"/"muh tradthots", "you should race-mix with nonwhites", "[insert white country] here is shit"

>attacks on right-wing figures and outlets like Lauren Southern, Stefan Molyneux, Jordan Peterson, Lauren Rose, Richard Spencer, Mister Metokur, Tara McCarthy, TRS, Sargon, etc. saying they're "coalburning kikes", "controlled opposition", "attention whores just doing it for the money", "alt-right/alt-lite", etc. These are just D&C and Alinskyte tactics

This board is constantly being flooded by COINTELPRO shilling, so learn not to feed into it. They've been using these tactics for years, but the influx of newfags has made more people susceptible to it.

feel ill looking at those skinny little legs
reminds me of a girl at work with a cute face but a lanky, boyish body, not sure i could bring myself to fuck her bony jaunty body

absolute state of Sup Forums

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that's exactly what most fetishes are lol

cry some more faggot, can't handle the heat?