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retard

actual new

no fuck off
not 5 threads again

This is the thread

see Be quicker next time

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хип хoп бич
хип хoп бич
paпa нe e кич

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English translation

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

muscular dystrophy ziedu vija already was here
i'm a, i'm a castration did you gf already tell you
you're the ugliest person on in the whole world
you have a tattoo on your neck forever yeah
to not look at you id rather shoot myself
even better maybe you want to stab me in the eyes
spent all my money in oceania
met with your sister, im not gonna tell you what we did
all underages wanna meet me
take a glock put it to your head and do it
finally feel like a human but without brains
now i am able to sacrifice my grandma
will you please help me lucifer
can you give me a gucci bag but not for the tag

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

your bitch wants to be my bitch
this is an interesting situatian because im gay
i have questions but your answers are sway
my life is one direction and that direction is not straight
lately been feeling a bit coo coo
i show my tits to your gf not the other way around
while you're drinking henesy i eat soup
die if you don't consider heath ledger beautiful
dont look at me, please dont look at me
lip corners pointing downwards, no happiness in my eyes
sniff glue all day, nose whiter than snow
thats why im dumber than a 3 year old
hang yourself with a scarf you bought in milan
or fall asleep forever overdosing on your sofa
unfortunately these options dont work for me
just like your dad who died in iraq

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

Arigatou senpai!

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Translate please

How can i get a balkan gf

How would we know?

Well, you are from there, i guess you know.

Heroes

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How do we get a 10/10 Argentinean gf?

>

They don't exist.

Now fuck off

Which Balkan country is the most WE WUZ?

Contestants:
>macedonia for alexander the great
>greece for byzantines and alexander the great
>bulgaria for tri moreta
>albania for skanderbeg
>turkey for ottoman empire
>romania for roman empire
>serbia for delusions

>w-we dindu nuffin
>killing civilians is totally justified
nazi damage control

obviously FYROM

>bulgarian blood
>greek history
>yugoslavian land
>albanian state

none of those are 100% true but they're all somewhat. skanderbeg is a bad example in particular, i mean he was a late medieval albanian noble after all, not too much we wuzing there

Macedonia
They always steal their neighbor's culture

I have to agree here
killing and raping millions of germans and driving them towards extinction was indeed justified

good evening comrades

Only Greece and Bulgaria have the right of wewuzery. The rest is equally hillarious.

Always a pleasure, comrade.

Give me Luisana Lopilato then and we'll be ok

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BASED

>>greece for byzantines and alexander the great
>>bulgaria for tri moreta
>>albania for skanderbeg
>>turkey for ottoman empire

She has too many kids, not hot anymore.

wew shit is getting real

>Macedonia (partial)

partial macedonia is the new meme

>Macedonia (partial)
LE 56% faec.jpg

Those eyes doe

>where are you from, Todor?
>M-macedonia (partial)

monkeydonia
serb delusions are also out of this world but they at least have some sort of identity,history and a proper country of their own to back them up
monkeys have none of that

>Macedonia (partial)

Unironically Albanian ideas for the name are the funniest
>Central Balkan(African) Republic
>Landlocked Macedonia
>Macedonia (partial)

1. Romania is not Balkan
2. Few Romanians claim Roman descent, if any. We go by Dacians usually.

CBR confirmed

>I shall piss on your mother's dead relative, you leper!

>Bugger off, you poor fucking gypsy.

Romanian swears really cannot be translated well into English.

>Romania is not Balkan

LOOOOOOL

Was alexander the great a greek speaking illyrian, thracian, scythian, or celt?

we wuz applies only for claiming things that didn't actually happen, like Macedonia and Romania, you mouthbreather.

shitposting rules aside, i'm curious how you came up with scythian and celt

tatar

he was black

this
greeks are BLACK

>he thinks tri moreta was a significant part of tatar history or had any real geopolitical consequences

Geographical proximity at classical times

It seems like the "real greeks" from athens and etc considered the macedonians to be barbarians, and that's what you had at the time north and west of macedonia, so...

>inb4 the trojans were actually turks because turks live in anatolia today

All I implied is that it did actually happen, stop damage controlling.

sure but the celts started settling the balkans only around that time and permanently settled in much more northern areas (excluding galatia). the scythians are an even worse example since mercenaries etc. aside they lived north of the dacian area

i mean both were not even close...

Who misses Yugoslavijën?
I unironically miss it.
We should have waited a bit more for the war to break.
We would've been more numerous, thus claiming more land. Probably Sanxhak would be ours, and Kosovë would be not left like this, but western Macedonia incorporated in it.
Ahhh, it would been truly wonderful. No, amazing in fact!
Ah bre

the shitposting is out of control, i was sure you were a maco until i finished reading yugo-

Shut the fuck up already faggot

post kece

The anticki Romanians are a very fringe movement. You should have put Vlad Tepes.

And btw yeah I am pretty sure the we wuz meme is reserved to events that are blatantly false.

For some reason the only way the fyrom claim on him could make sense in my mind would be if he was actually an ethnic scythian, once slavs are the descendants of scythians and sarmatians

Alexander's mother was from epirus if I recall correctly, but it was an ethnic greek region at the time, wasn't it?

no it was albanian

Forgot to include pic
We, outside of Albania, could have been one homogenous Albanian state, alas..

>relatives of shkijet coming out to defend their own autistic kinship
Shut the fuck up, both of you subhumans.
Did even Merkela gave you right to speak?

i forgot it in Kosova

i like your thinking but the indo-iranian element in slavic doesn't seem that great overall. some definite influence there and some slavs even seem to have slight east asian ancestry that might be associated with that (the later scythian groups moved east, picked up some, then back west). but macos, along with the rest of the balkan slavs, are significantly ancient balkan too genetically if we wanna get into that so that's more of a claim you know

and yes, my view is that epirus was a northwest greek speaking region, i.e. akin to doric (especially after the epigraphic findings that keep piling up, see the work done on the oracular tablets from dodona most recently), with some definite illyrian and phrygian intrusions clear in the anthroponymy but that's another controversial sbubject :))

>shkijet

an interesting tidbit is that albanians who lived next to greeks, e.g. the arvanites, used that word to describe greek speakers often too, not slavs. it just ended up meaning "the non-albanian language our neighbors speak" basically. so you don't have to use the relatives part even

Then how am I so cuman, dumdum?

thanks mr professor

shkup dogg make rap for albanian people
fuck tupac serbia

Were the hittites originally native to the balkans like the phrygians?
There's no doubt the southern slavs had integrated the previous native populations in the balkans during the migration period, but that doesn't make alexander a slav in my opinion, that would be like calling the modern day swiss celts once during roman times prior to the migration period the helvetii and other celtic tribes lived in what is now switzerland and all of austria south of the danube

Are you really so pathetic you consider a usual girl to be a goddess?

Shut the fuck up already faggot

of course. i was just saying, that their being significantly native too would be more of a claim that any 'scythian' ancestry though your out of the box thinking was pretty kewl

and yeah it's possible that Anatolian spread to Anatolia through the Balkans. there are steppe influenced cultures that can trace an eastern balkan origin to troy. of course it might have spread via the caucasus too. you see steppe-influenced cultures there as well

there are a lot of ancient dna findings now but not enough to answer these subtler questions

did you read that the ex pm of romania got serbian citizenship?

Interesting. I actually didn't know that even the arvanites used the shka word, for greeks at that.

t. Alvanoi Arvanitasi

>shka
sounds gypsy. then again you are gypsies

>kelly
shoo

its not something which makes frontpages in non-serbian media, no

what if i claim bulgarians are scythians and slavs are sarmat but alex was thracian who met and wed roxanna from Balkh ? Or even afterwards Bayan cleaned Strumium and continued attack byzantium, severian slavs flooded the semi abandon region far down to Πελοπόννησος mixed with thracian leftovers then Kuber bulgarians came and at the end finally Asparukh

t. darkest country in europe with highest gyp population in the world (7million)

i like how convoluted and tenuous it is. definite good work

Shut up the fuck up already faggot

shoo, analbanian escapee

eggheaded miniturk

Shut the fuck up already faggot

subhuman balkan chimp harambabies calm down

Shut the fuck up already faggots

Shut up the fuck up already faggot

celebrating old new year

Are there many jews in your countries?

the word is used to refer to serbs so make of it what you want

10 million here

Less than 1000

no they all took the bulgarian railway

why do that when you can do other absolutely worthless and non-fruitious things with no returns, like shitposting on Sup Forums

I am Jewish

>le partial fyromian faec

PROOF
OF
BALKAN

thanks for saving that bro i had forgotten about it

balkaninsight.com/en/article/opposition-mounts-against-macedonia-s-language-law-01-12-2018

Tatar indenials on their last stand
Also
Fuck those subhuman diasporas