Be walking on the street

>Be walking on the street
>Find abandoned lucha libre mask
>Put it on
>Suddenly transform into a musclebound, heavyweight, superpowered gorilla luchadore
What would you do, Sup Forums?

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Masturbate

probably rob a couple banks

Spend a few hours explaining that the x on my belt doesn't mean that I'm a filthy mutant.

How superpowered are we talking, here?

Beat up everyone I pass.

Sounds like something a mutie would say

I would fly over to México and stomp a couple jobbers in a weekly basis

Lots and lots of rape
Grape ape rape ape grape rape
Gonna ruin so many women with my ape cock

Gorillas have like 3'' dicks.
So.. No, you're not

Monkey hijinx.

I would fight the God Hand.

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i'd already be living the dream ngl. probably go mock the normie gorillas at the zoo

Get McMahon on the phone.

super strength
stamina
blow energy bolts from your hands.

Take it off?

Join the Lucha Underground.

Is that young Lord Hater?

expand dong

I would throw my feces at passers-by.

>Become first ape wrestler in WWE history
>do bide your time until you can kill Roman Reigns in the ring