Ancient Roman Sup Forums

ITT: ancient Roman Sup Forums

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Well hello there!

Would you like to meet my wife?
t. Dickus Biggus

>mfw the Carthaginians don't have sex with their bathboys

fucking Jews

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Hello, everyone!

DAE kinda think that the Populares are the real oppressors?

>tfw you will never interrogate Jesus

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ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

Fuck gauls, build that wall

then build another one around us

Around Gauls, man the walls!

Let's go argue in the Forum about the latest plays

so what level are you, Sup Forums?
any fellow /his/torian crossposters?

>t. Gladius Magnis
I fixed it

To be fair, most of the migrating tribes that destroyed Rome came from areas beyond Roman influence.

>Roman shitposting
>literally
pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

I have no idea what those things under Patrician even mean.

???

giv mummy gf

Fuck the romans.

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>tfw Latin teacher was also the librarian and was a walking encyclopedia
Except for the molestation I really miss Catholic school, bros.

>the latest excrement from Ovid
>it was all a dream l m a o
>he turned into an animal l m a o

Why do people keep on lapping this up?

>Except for the molestation

>Try to vote on a bill
>Some fuckhead politician keeps bringing Gladiators to kill us so the bill doesn't pass
Could you fucking stop?

fuck capemerda

>I'm trying to vote on this bill but this one senator keeps kicking my ass

>CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED

was this the first meme

people from pompeii were the first shitposters.
some actual quotes from ancient pompeiian graffiti:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
> Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
I laugh every time.

Is it that guy from Lazytown?

Maximinus Thrax aka the Sup Forums Emperor

he's certainly a gentleman of rather large proportions.

A fellow of impressive build.

MAGNVS HOMO EST

Did the Romans invent shitposting?

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Damn that's magnificent

Did he really have andre the giant syndrome or was he just 6 foot tall?

unga bunga rockstop

holy shit

>watching Teutoburg Forest play in local amphikino
>Non Est Me is sung

roman '''''''''''''hvmor'''''''''''

FVCK CLAVDIVS

What are some essential Roman kino's?

>calidum caput

FVCK YOV

I CLAVDIVS

What was the anime of Rome?

I don't know, but the Rome of anime is Thermae Romae.

THAT FEEL WHEN VIRGIN
wait my family owns slave girls I'll just go fuck a cute one, that was easy

BASED givposter, we meet yet again

Suspirium puellam Celadus thraex