ITT: ancient Roman Sup Forums
Ancient Roman Sup Forums
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Well hello there!
Would you like to meet my wife?
t. Dickus Biggus
>mfw the Carthaginians don't have sex with their bathboys
fucking Jews
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Hello, everyone!
DAE kinda think that the Populares are the real oppressors?
>tfw you will never interrogate Jesus
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Fuck gauls, build that wall
then build another one around us
Around Gauls, man the walls!
Let's go argue in the Forum about the latest plays
so what level are you, Sup Forums?
any fellow /his/torian crossposters?
>t. Gladius Magnis
I fixed it
To be fair, most of the migrating tribes that destroyed Rome came from areas beyond Roman influence.
>Roman shitposting
>literally
pompeiana.org
I have no idea what those things under Patrician even mean.
???
giv mummy gf
Fuck the romans.
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>tfw Latin teacher was also the librarian and was a walking encyclopedia
Except for the molestation I really miss Catholic school, bros.
>the latest excrement from Ovid
>it was all a dream l m a o
>he turned into an animal l m a o
Why do people keep on lapping this up?
>Except for the molestation
>Try to vote on a bill
>Some fuckhead politician keeps bringing Gladiators to kill us so the bill doesn't pass
Could you fucking stop?
fuck capemerda
>I'm trying to vote on this bill but this one senator keeps kicking my ass
>CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED
was this the first meme
people from pompeii were the first shitposters.
some actual quotes from ancient pompeiian graffiti:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
>Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
> Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
I laugh every time.
Is it that guy from Lazytown?
Maximinus Thrax aka the Sup Forums Emperor
he's certainly a gentleman of rather large proportions.
A fellow of impressive build.
MAGNVS HOMO EST
Did the Romans invent shitposting?
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Damn that's magnificent
Did he really have andre the giant syndrome or was he just 6 foot tall?
unga bunga rockstop
holy shit
>watching Teutoburg Forest play in local amphikino
>Non Est Me is sung
roman '''''''''''''hvmor'''''''''''
FVCK CLAVDIVS
What are some essential Roman kino's?
>calidum caput
FVCK YOV
I CLAVDIVS
What was the anime of Rome?
I don't know, but the Rome of anime is Thermae Romae.
THAT FEEL WHEN VIRGIN
wait my family owns slave girls I'll just go fuck a cute one, that was easy
BASED givposter, we meet yet again
Suspirium puellam Celadus thraex