Alright *Urrrp* Sup Forums

Alright *Urrrp* Sup Forums

There's only S*urrp*IX of us, okay? Only SIX.
Any MORE of us is obviously a para*urrp*site.

Parasect?

Yeah, it's just me and reddit and reddit and reddit and reddit and reddit

Sure thing Rick sounds good

This reminds me of that time with the shapeshifter. Remember that, Rick?

And remember how you're friends with my grunkle Ford?

Is this the new monthly post?

C'mon, Rick. Don't you remember your adventures with Pac-man in Pac-world?

Six? I thought we were nine.

Ok this is bullshit Rick, don't make me explain this again

Only six?
Just making sure.

Bust my Buffers, Rick.
I hope everything turns out alright in the end like that time you visited Sodor. Remember?

Parasect?

Don't forget about your old pal, Doctor Rrrrrobotnik!

Rick being friends with a literal parasitic alien that accidentally gets caught in the fray would be 10/10

R-r-right. There's 10 of us. I'm just sure I'm forgetting something...

Hey where did Rick go? I was going to invite him out. Outside. For stuff.

>tfw you find out that it's literally a zombie

Parasect!

I sure hope you're not forgetting the time you helped with that Ecaflip Parade. Surely you remember that?

Alright fine, I'm just going to start shaking hands until this clears up. See? This guy is even up for it

yo, rick-man, i told you to stay outta my pool

I'm sorry, but I dont remember any of that happening.

It's quite all right, Rick. We're your friends. Your 'super'friends, if I may. Ha. Ha ha. Hahahaheeheehoohoo- HEY I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA! Let's go outside!

There are 17 of us Rick

REMEMBER ME RICK? WHEN I KILLED YOUR MORTY, I TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIIIIIIIIIIS!

You Sure you don't remember?

Everybody just calm down, I need to remember how many of us there are.

Ooh! Ooh! I remember this, its 6! I think..

Jokes on T
YOT IM ACTUALLY DRUNK. These captcha are fucked

So... what exactly would the parasites have done if not gunned down?

Simply multiplied exponentially? Cause that's kinda all they did in the episode. Not that that wouldn't be a problem.

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I was going to quote everyone here, but then I got the idea of quoting post numbers that don't exist yet and saying they're this or that character, and then having those posts BE those characters chiming in, and no one has that sort of power, so now it's just making the old idea seem pale so I'm not doing any of it.

Hang on, who are those new cunts? The gold bitch and the orange prick? Or were they always in the show?

Thomas the Tank Engine was my fucking drug as a child. From memory, we have Thomas, James, Bertie, my nigga Henry, Edward, Diesel, Percy, Toby lurking in the background, I feel the need to say the helicopter is also Henry...and the crane is Cranky I think?

You seem stressed, Rick. Maybe you should just open a window.

Certainl seems that way, though wouldnt the world be overpopulated soon? In a matter of hours there were like 40 of them in the house

No, no, there was twenty-four of us, I know it.

Like I said, that alone would be a problem.

But they were called "parasites" but none of the family seemed worse for the wear afterward.

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They add new characters all the time, there was a load of multicultural trains added a while back, like an Indian train and a Chinese train. Gotta sell those toys man.

Actually, the Helicopter is Harold and that’s Mavis, not Diesel but you got all the others right.
Also, the Yellow one is Molly and the Orange one is Murdoch.

Let's all go out for oden.

o-oh yeah? i-i-i don't remember them at all!

So user was a parasite the whole time? How distressing...

You can't Rick. My name is Mr. Peabody and I got the Galatic Council on your tail a minute ago but we're not going to arrest you now. The beings you're chating with are parasites who implement false memories into one's head and I've avoided the whole thing by avoiding interacting with anyone else. Remember, only Beth, Summer, Morty and my alternate universe counterpart, Jerry are real.

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>>>/autismland/

Oh yeah you little shit? I'd like to see you try, because I'm feeling super today

It's time for a theory
a gayy theory[/spoiler

RICK YOU HAVE TO LISTEN

REMEMBER that one time we all fought Darkseid, boy Mr. Shark Week man really gave him the one-two hunh guys

Remember that time we watched TV Rick?

Okay, maggots.
Now if you see any parasites, shoot them straight out of America!

What if Rick is the parasite?

Hey guys, what's going on in here?

It all makes sense! No wonder he wants to keep us trapped in here

You can't shoot me Rick, remember: band of brothers marching together

Hello, friends!
It is me, Roger!
Am not parasite!

I-I say we kill, Rick!

Wow wow Rick just relax and let the eyeriss flow through you. Remember how I taught you the ways in Nepal next to my student genji?

This guy's right, I definitely don't remember him and you don't have to

Remember me, Rick? Primordial Serpent Darkstalker Kaathe?
I guided thee and and helped thee uncover the truth.
I am the reason you know everything you do about man and alien.

Ooooowee Sup Forums, there sure are a lot of us in here. Reminds me of that time we all shitposted, remember that Sup Forums huh?

Let's get him!

Not getting out of this chair to figure out who the parasite is, nope. This reminds me of the time Rick and that stupid dog messed with me truck.

Come-a on Rick! You need-a to let me out to save-a the Princess!

If I remember correctly only people who we have perfect memories of, without any annoyance, awkwardness and other unpleasantness. This means Beast Boy is not Parasite.

Thanks for the nice kek mate

Confound those parasites! They drive me to drink!

THERE'S A BLU!
HE'S THE PARASITE!

i think you should calm down Rick, lets go get some ice cream

Why do you always forget about me?

Poyo!

Solder we need to focus. And form plan to take down parasites.

With their perfect memory implantation and shapeshifting they can be anybody, including you or me

Pretty sure Rick said they would take over the world or something like that.

Rick, you can trust me. Remember that one time you helped me almost blow up the Earth? Good times Rick, good times.

Not even parasites are faggot enough to choose you

Hey, uh, guys?
How many of us is there?

Come on Rick we have to get rid of these guys!

Rick, I sense many of my kind in this thread.

So what are you waiting for Rick? DO IT

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It can't be this guy, he's too honest. I can nazi this guy being the parasite.

Don't worry Rick, I'm sure we'll all be okay

Mph mmph mmpmhpmhm?

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You wouldn't let him shoot me, would you Sup Forums? You know I'm no parasite and after all I love you

>parasites do come to Earth
>they make your waifu real

Would they really be that bad?

That's parasite talk, see you in hell slug

Fred is your waifu Daphne or a trap?

I think you know the answer.

how did you know Fred was my waifu?
get out of my head
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Sure Parasites invade our memories and homes, trying to leave on your expense and overrun our homeworlds but this don't mean we can't be real, genue friends with each other.

Please calm down, we discussed it when they appeared. Remember the memes?

Wouldn't it be funnt if the blast doors came to life?

Doo doo, Im a blast door and Rick opens me..

THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED LISTS ME, RICK AND HIS MORTY BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU! FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!

No.
That sounds really boring.

ME

I'm sorry, what's happening here Rick?
I jut got here. I'm quite confused.

OH HOWDEY HO Sup Forums, ITS YOUR OL' PAL ROBBIE ROTTEN

I will use my ninja training to finds out who is a parasite.

they're parasites. They eat your food, take up your space and in the end they give you nothing in return except for so-called "good memories".

they're almost as bad as friends. Good thing I don't have those.