How fucked are you? Would you survive? Could you beat them, how?
Last digit number of your post will be the one that hunts you down
I guess i could beat Sauron. I'd cower and pretend that he has cornered me then i'll pull out my shank and try to cut his ring finger off.
1/1000 chance but fuck it
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He's my friend because that's a shot from T2
Hope it's a big guy for me
I feel confident. I have the intelligence of a human.
ehhh
Why do you have the T2 T-800 pictured, he can't kill humans.
please don't be a nigger
Alright boys, you know what time it is.
big guy get
>sauron
just cut of his finger and he evaporates
>bane
just pull off his mask
>t800
just trust someone from teh future has sent someone back in time to come save me at the last second
>hannibal
I don't look tasty at all
>darth vader
just throw sand in his face
>jack
a middle aged out of shape guy with a mallet, don't make me kek
>coin guy
just win the coin flip, 50/50
>alien
just hypnotize him with my flat butt
>king king
he just wants a friend
I'd fuck Hannibal up.
Raviolli ravioli give me the rolleroni
lecter is a beta manlet
Eh, not so bad.
-change name/identity/career
-live in remote location
-avoid criminal ventures and getting recorded in imperial records
I'm only fucked if Vader can "feel" where I am but I'm pretty sure he can't get my exact location.
I know I will face Kong.
hope he does it quick
Well he leads an empire he must have the financial means to track you down
>just pull off his mask
Do you have any idea how painful that would be ?
6 and 7 are two faggots
I'll trick them into being my ally.
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trollolololing xd
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Bring it
>Luke Skywalker
>Leia Organa
>Rebel Leaders
It's all ogre now
lets go
i hope it's Kong, no way he's getting off that Island.
rall
But you're not John conner, you fuckin monkey.
kong will collapse due to the stress of his own mass, the rest can be beat with my high caliber rifle
he is a big guy though
Rolling rolling rolling, rawhide
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>drink troll juice
>take eagle
>drop ring into mordor lava
ez game ez life
Pretty sure I could handle a xeno if I knew it was coming for me. I'd use guns and ied's on it, or set a trap.
Rolling for Jack cos he's easy to beat.
Anton Chigurh might let you flip a coin
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Rolly olly polly
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Sauron, I'd buy a big dog
Am I a big guy?
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Shit, the second worst one. I think I might have a chance against 6 but that's it.
yuck
Come on 6 or 9.
Got lucky. Didn't realize 9 was King Kong. I just assumed it was a Gorilla and I could shoot it.
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lets see
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Obviously Jack Torrence is the most powerful enemy. I hope I don't have to face him at all
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i can take them all ez
Rawlin'
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dolan
I got lucky and got Jack Torrance. I have several guns that I could use to blow him away if he even tried to treat my like his whiny wife. I am confident I would kill him.
i'm good and fucked.
Hope I get Jack because he's only got an axe.
Just have to get to some cops to beat most of them. Only one I'm worried about is Vader desu
Rolling. Fucker better come packing because I dont go down easy
Rolling, hope I don't get raped!!
I guess as long as I don't put on the ring I can't be found.
Rollin
Will it hurt?
Fuuuukkk. Prolly dead.
I guess not, gorillas are no match for a .45.
Hoping for a big guy
>gorilla
It's fucking Donkey Kong you scrub.
We'll see
lemme see
Rollerino
Have the eagles fly the ring to Mordor, easy
I'll fucking kill that faggot Anton
Fuck niggers
I'll fucking kill that faggot ass bitch Anton
Rollin'
To be honest though, didn't they discover the location of the Rebel base on Yavin IV and Hoth? They also captured Leia which almost lead to the capture of Luke when he, Han, and Obi Wan went to save her and again lured Luke, Leia, and Han into a trap during the Battle of Endor. Vader was also able to beat them to Londo's place, almost capturing Luke who almost died from the fight and only from Londo's intervention did Leia and Chewbacca escape from Imperial custody.
Going for neo morph because if it's just one that's no big deal
fuck
rolling because my mom hasn't gone to bed yet so I can't smoke weed lol420blazeiteverydayfaget
rawlin
yeah, I'm dead. I'm weak and artistically-minded
It's super strong and super smart
Rolling 4 bane
rollin'
but John instructs Arnie not to kill anyone so he's fine unless he attacks John
Rollin
>xeno
damn well unless I'm armed I'm fucked and even if I am I know a dame facehugger will surprise me just like in AVP 1999
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hmm
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Darth Vader. I would use a mini emp. Fry his shit. Then put a bullet in his brain while he is still confused from the employee blast.
Rell