Last digit number of your post will be the one that hunts you down

How fucked are you? Would you survive? Could you beat them, how?

I guess i could beat Sauron. I'd cower and pretend that he has cornered me then i'll pull out my shank and try to cut his ring finger off.

1/1000 chance but fuck it

Roll

He's my friend because that's a shot from T2

Hope it's a big guy for me

I feel confident. I have the intelligence of a human.

ehhh

Why do you have the T2 T-800 pictured, he can't kill humans.

please don't be a nigger

Alright boys, you know what time it is.

big guy get

>sauron
just cut of his finger and he evaporates

>bane
just pull off his mask

>t800
just trust someone from teh future has sent someone back in time to come save me at the last second

>hannibal
I don't look tasty at all

>darth vader
just throw sand in his face

>jack
a middle aged out of shape guy with a mallet, don't make me kek

>coin guy
just win the coin flip, 50/50

>alien
just hypnotize him with my flat butt

>king king
he just wants a friend

I'd fuck Hannibal up.

Raviolli ravioli give me the rolleroni

lecter is a beta manlet

Eh, not so bad.

-change name/identity/career
-live in remote location
-avoid criminal ventures and getting recorded in imperial records

I'm only fucked if Vader can "feel" where I am but I'm pretty sure he can't get my exact location.

I know I will face Kong.

hope he does it quick

Well he leads an empire he must have the financial means to track you down

>just pull off his mask
Do you have any idea how painful that would be ?

6 and 7 are two faggots

I'll trick them into being my ally.

Rolling

trollolololing xd

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Bring it

>Luke Skywalker
>Leia Organa
>Rebel Leaders

It's all ogre now

lets go

i hope it's Kong, no way he's getting off that Island.

rall

But you're not John conner, you fuckin monkey.

kong will collapse due to the stress of his own mass, the rest can be beat with my high caliber rifle

he is a big guy though

Rolling rolling rolling, rawhide

Roll

>drink troll juice
>take eagle
>drop ring into mordor lava

ez game ez life

Pretty sure I could handle a xeno if I knew it was coming for me. I'd use guns and ied's on it, or set a trap.

Rolling for Jack cos he's easy to beat.

Anton Chigurh might let you flip a coin

Rolling

Roll

Rolly olly polly

rollin

Sauron, I'd buy a big dog

Am I a big guy?

roll

Shit, the second worst one. I think I might have a chance against 6 but that's it.

yuck

Come on 6 or 9.

Got lucky. Didn't realize 9 was King Kong. I just assumed it was a Gorilla and I could shoot it.

roll

lets see

roll

Obviously Jack Torrence is the most powerful enemy. I hope I don't have to face him at all

Roll

roll

Roll

i can take them all ez

Rawlin'

Roll

dolan

I got lucky and got Jack Torrance. I have several guns that I could use to blow him away if he even tried to treat my like his whiny wife. I am confident I would kill him.

i'm good and fucked.

Hope I get Jack because he's only got an axe.

Just have to get to some cops to beat most of them. Only one I'm worried about is Vader desu

Rolling. Fucker better come packing because I dont go down easy

Rolling, hope I don't get raped!!

I guess as long as I don't put on the ring I can't be found.

Rollin

Will it hurt?

Fuuuukkk. Prolly dead.

I guess not, gorillas are no match for a .45.

Hoping for a big guy

>gorilla

It's fucking Donkey Kong you scrub.

We'll see

lemme see

Rollerino

Have the eagles fly the ring to Mordor, easy

I'll fucking kill that faggot Anton

Fuck niggers

I'll fucking kill that faggot ass bitch Anton

Rollin'

To be honest though, didn't they discover the location of the Rebel base on Yavin IV and Hoth? They also captured Leia which almost lead to the capture of Luke when he, Han, and Obi Wan went to save her and again lured Luke, Leia, and Han into a trap during the Battle of Endor. Vader was also able to beat them to Londo's place, almost capturing Luke who almost died from the fight and only from Londo's intervention did Leia and Chewbacca escape from Imperial custody.

Going for neo morph because if it's just one that's no big deal

fuck

rolling because my mom hasn't gone to bed yet so I can't smoke weed lol420blazeiteverydayfaget

rawlin

yeah, I'm dead. I'm weak and artistically-minded

It's super strong and super smart

Rolling 4 bane

rollin'

but John instructs Arnie not to kill anyone so he's fine unless he attacks John

Rollin

>xeno
damn well unless I'm armed I'm fucked and even if I am I know a dame facehugger will surprise me just like in AVP 1999

Rollllllllllllllllllllllllllll

hmm

Rollins

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Darth Vader. I would use a mini emp. Fry his shit. Then put a bullet in his brain while he is still confused from the employee blast.

Rell