You arrive in Neocastle edition
/brit/
Tyler Kelly
Gavin Campbell
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Thomas Sanchez
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Carson Young
penises:
-in my mouth
-in my bum
Joseph Martinez
Feel sorry for James.
He married two models but couldn't hold the relationship together.
Got engaged to Mariah Carey but she ran off with some of his money.
Got sucked into Scientology.
Currently getting sucked in by the Jews.
All while losing billions of dollars and becoming a fat fuck.
Bentley Bell
Jacob Scott
not fapping hasn't helped me at all i just feel really horny and distracted because i want to masturbate
Gabriel Diaz
Adam Thomas
don't like this krautist but much better than the yank edition
John Russell
free spirit
full time madman
part time dick head
Nathan Cox
*does a think*
now would be the perfect time to actually attack hawaii as people would question another immediate drill.
Jaxon Reyes
excuse me m8
Ian Roberts
that's gay
Nolan Edwards
That's too elaborate and too specific to the Jews to describe how true "conspiracy theories" work.
Most "conspiracy theorists" aren't actually hateful against any ethnicity (unless they think they're all plants for reptilians). The "hurr Jews did everything even before Jews or where no Jews were involved" types have problems but they have enough remaining cunning to disguise it as plausible rather than following that same pattern.
Thomas Watson
ummm problem sweetie?
Lincoln Rodriguez
i'm not saying you're smart and i'm dumb, but i have 8 GCSEs and you have 6.
the numbers don't like, lad
Jacob Martin
/oneitis 2018/ is shaping up NICELY lads
Jason Peterson
any bootle man in
Matthew Collins
grug happy because grug get new rocktendo
Ryan Gutierrez
hello shlomo
Liam Scott
your post lacked proper citation
reporting you to the headmaster for plagarism
Nolan Brooks
reckon the government and media are all nice people and tell the truth all the time
Oliver Stewart
Elijah Morales
read this as newcastle every time
Kevin Baker
dreamed about her again lads
Isaiah Taylor
I've got 2 bachelors, 3 masters, and 4 PhDs. I'm also 27.
Joseph Wood
get on the 61 to aigburth vale and l'll do your head in
Gavin Lee
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Jaxon Reed
Comes out of a fuckin tap
Carson Smith
crystal castles are actually better when you find out alice glass was being raped the whole time
Lincoln Adams
Taking free water AFTER the London Marathon. Very different.
Jordan Ross
i'm just annoyed that the only ones stealing water are black. it's literally always like this
Adam Jenkins
literally what and literally who
Gabriel Collins
think outside of the box user
Noah Morales
Aiden Torres
you got blood on your hands but you don't know where it's from
Dominic Mitchell
chinas taken designated shitting streets to a whole new level
Josiah Mitchell
this is the road to hell
Owen Thompson
decided I don't like david mitchell
Brody Richardson
not seen are alan in a while, has he posted?
Leo Jones
support.apple.com
Can wangblows even compete?
Eli Garcia
want to kiss this guy on the face
Gavin James
what the actual FUCK
Landon Williams
just paid 1400 quid rent to rentstein
would hate for my money not to be in the hands of a jew
Eli Peterson
why?
Andrew Collins
get with the programme lad
Josiah Torres
Don't get why pokemon outdid digimon so much, the digimon theme is superior in every way
DIGIMON
DIGITAL MONSTERS
DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Nathan Gutierrez
nanking wasnt enough
Sebastian Sanders
Want to kiss that guy on the penis. Too bad he's probably cut.
Asher Gomez
former first monkey michael "nigger cotton" obongo
Tyler Cooper
>the london experience
Andrew Long
the pokemon games were actually good
Adam Gray
>former first monkey michael "nigger cotton" obongo
James Moore
ever considered that the theme isn't the most important aspect?
Aaron Jenkins
CHINK OUT WITH YOUR STINK OUT
Samuel Turner
i got a ting that'll murder a vest
Jaxson Gray
What's the point of living if you're just going to be alone?
David Flores
youtube.com
the best choon that's been posted this evening
Aiden Bell
the results are in lads
James Ross
read a few books on soldiers accounts in wars and stuff so shouldn't feel this way but I'd fucking love to be in combat
Luke Wood
we will see, said aragorn
alas! it's medium willy now
Jack Powell
what does bovril taste like
Jaxon Diaz
pretty decent actually
Isaiah Nelson
the ex's sister's "date" was with her fucking mom. misleading c**t
guess i'm still in there but i'm pissed
Adrian Murphy
nervous desu dnm a7
Connor Turner
Nolan Perry
what's the point of living if you're not?
Lucas Long
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Parker Morgan
>It was complete chaos here for about 20 minutes. I immediately left work and drove about 10 mins home and the roadways were crazy. Complete disregard for any traffic law whatsoever. People going 100+ in 45mph zones, running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the road - absolute chaos like nothing I've seen before. When I got home my family was huddled downstairs in the garage storage area (kinda underground) crying hysterically. I called 911 and they confirmed it was a mistake but we didn't get a txt msg confirming it was a mistake till about 30 minutes after the initial "THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
Absolute FUCKING STATE of Yanks
Jonathan Flores
you'd piss yourself the first engagement
Landon Morris
But then he transfers 50% of it to Grosvenor, a true British blue blood, so who gives a fuck?
Grayson Murphy
beef stock
Jordan Parker
to have fun
Bentley Ortiz
just pee beforehand
Dominic Brown
give us the details x
Nathan Walker
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Ian Ward
yeah probably
seems like a common thing to happen
Jayden Taylor
Still can't believe he's gone
Tyler Turner
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Oliver Gonzalez
Imagine receiving that though, genuinely thinking that your home is about to be obliterated by some nork missile
Anthony Bell
THIS IS THE ROOM
THE START OF IT ALL
THROUGH CHILDHOOD THROUGH YOUTH I REMEMBER IT ALL
Alexander Butler
lol
Chase Butler
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Jayden Cook
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Oliver Green
where can I get a cute elf gf lads?
Aaron Price
H O W L I N G
Jason Rodriguez
Decent film
Christian Price
Haha, why would Guangdong be cut out while all of America is a red shithole
Camden Kelly
what did they mean by this
Christian Rodriguez
why would people want to drink hot beef stock
Charles Morales
Mr Bean has 77 million likes on Facebook
Ryder Sanders
how hard is to hit someone with a gun because it looks like the first cop misses an entire clip but the second one caps the nigger in one
Asher Flores
Warms the cockles
Henry Rogers
>I will say, as someone in Hawaii, who's youngest daughter was 20 miles away at a birthday party, who heard her cry over the phone, while watching my oldest daughter cry with feelings of hopelessness, that I appreciate this false alarm. Nothing puts things in perspective than something like this. To know I was woken out of my 4 hour sleep and still reacted with a clear head, makes you appreciate life more, makes you appreciate the people in your life more, and makes you know this could one day be real. If this was just another test, nobody would have cared to move a muscle. At least now we have a better awareness of the situation should something real happen.
Joshua Carter
Hugyank here. I'd say 50% chance I have sex with the girl I hugged in the next week or so. Will definitely come back here to gloat if/when it happens.
Brody Williams
because of hong kong and macau
cba to specifically cut out those two tiny bits
Samuel Hill
listen mate i dont come to your country and slap the spray cheese out of your hands so fuck off yeah
Wyatt Sanders
this is why white people move out of cities
Matthew Robinson
Widespread food shortages first began to occur in Germany following the end of the war in May 1945.
The output of German farms was sufficient to provide city residents with only 1,000 calories of nutrition per day.
1 million Wehrmacht soldiers began fleeing west to avoid capture by the Red Army.
The number of Germans surrendering to U.S. forces shot up to 5 million in May, including 1.6 million homeless Austrians, and slave laborers from all over Europe.
Soon thereafter, 12 million homeless Germans were expelled from Eastern Europe by the Soviet Union.
The U.S. Army had to cope with most of the surrendered Nazi army
The U.S. chose to designate large numbers of German prisoners as Disarmed Enemy Forces (DEF) instead of using the Prisoner of War status. Therefore, the Germans were entitled to the same quantities of food as U.S. troops.
425,000 homeless German soldiers were sent to live in the USA to work on farms, being paid to farm the food to send to Germany.
The Germans created their own work system, and friendly interaction with local civilians, and were allowed outside the camps without guards on the honor system,. Luxuries such as beer and wine were sometimes available, and artistic hobbies or sports were encouraged.
Several camps held social receptions with local American girls, and some Germans met their future wives as prisoners.
Many prisoners found that their living conditions as prisoners were better than as civilians in Germany
Tyler Turner
Abortion is murder