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*where* is my Star Trek thread!?

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I really hate the Ferengi episodes. Especially anything with Quarks mom. They are just unpleasant to look at for that long. They are pretty cool when used sparingly though.

Plenty of good ferengi episodes though. "Little Green Men" and "The Magnificent Ferengi" come to mind.

What's the best way to market root-beer on DS9?

You probably make your females wear clothes.

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Watch it, Fa'rengi.

Totally read his in this voice

Mooghi is great, pleb

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>How uncharacteristically generous for a F...Farengi

What other races in Star Trek do you think were racist against each other?

Klingons did a genocide against the Tribbles.

All species are specist. Even humans despite all the Federation indoctrination.

Klingons did a favor to the galaxy wiping out that furry menace.

>first post is a shitty opinion

DUUHHHHHHHHHHH

>I really hate the Ferengi episodes

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I can't even imagine having such shit taste.

and because of the Prophets. the tribbles exist again.

Section 31 should have sent a deep space ship with cloak, into the Gamma Quadrant. To release tribbles on all the Dominion worlds.

Romulans hate the Breen

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Troi's uselessness aside, the Federation had many telepathic races. They should have been able to screen out ever Founder infiltrator easily. No need to do blood tests. Just scan people regularly and make sure they are who they are supposed to be.

Could even make a special intelligence section in the Federation. A telepathic secret police.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

did nothing right either, and was a race traitor.

>It's a Psi corps episode

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Klingons hate Romulans. Bajorans hate Cardassians, and vise versa. Vulcans are racist against humans, but keep quiet about it.

>wenn after all this years of being an awfull bartender and a retarded ferengi you become the grand nagus

>it's the unfunny OP again

>tfw half the main crew of B5 are dead
>jms never followed up on the telepath war
>boxleitner said never again
>garibaldi has a right wing radio show and hates hollyjew
b5's dead and gone ;_;

Shitposting about DS9 has yuge consequences

>>garibaldi has a right wing radio show and hates hollyjew
Jerry Doyle died last year too

>Vir Cotto the latest to go

Was this show cursed or something?

>Jerry Doyle died last year too
oh wow didnt know that
>natural causes complicated by chronic alcoholism
sad!

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>these guys show up to your terrorist negotiation
>wyd?

>franklin
>sinclair
>zack
>g'kar
>zathras
>garibaldi
>generic recurring character actor
>most dead around age 60 except franklin
welp, you cant really make anything with the surviving ones

Ambassadorial Supplies Officer Gowron here, we ran out of Beetlesnuff for the ...Farengi... delegation, so I requisitioned a Nestlé of Cardassian Voles from Quirk's store rooms, dried and crushed them, and sent them instead. Crisis averted.

Bust out the best joke in any star trek episode

>And I thought the Breen were annoying

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>wesley crusher not being airlocked on sight

the Breen aren't a single race, and one of them is a wolf furry.

source?

holy shit my fucking sides

Was there any theme/plot from Voyager or DS9 that Moore didn't improve on when he reused it in Battlestar Galactica?

>MMIIIIILLLLEESSSS?!?! Have you seen my Cylon Mechanical Flytrap? I can't find copies 51 through 8,244

And what ever happened to Bashirfaggot? Did you guys finally scare her off?

>her

>t. The Dominion News Service

I don't know how that happened, I was aiming for

Legate Broca was a cuck til the end.

deep shit 9 was plagued with war to attract pleb actionbabbies and had little to do with exploring humanities potential for progress.

>when you see an opinion that is unquestionably plebian

That was probably because he was a Nigdassian.

Also, he gots fiiiiiive kids to feed.

Man, i really wish they can put out a HD release of DS9, as far as i understand the hardest part is the CG scenes?

Like the original models are lost or something.

the hardest part is that they wouldn't sell a single copy

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>spoilering your pleb opinion about your utopian fantasy world being shattered by reality

I thought the TNG and TOS HD remaster sold pretty decently

>7 years

HD would just reveal how low budget the show was. Odo's face is rubbery enough in SD.

why did the jews let them get away with this?

>I promise you, shekelstein, the ferengi are the GOOD guys of the show!
jews love self-deprecating humor, they hate malicious rumor (when it's pointed against them)

>where is my Star Trek thread!?
in the fucking trash where it belongs.

They did, but TNG only just made its money back, they don't think DS9 will seeing as it may be more effort as they had more CGI scenes and less TV viewers.

>tfw someone born on the day DS9 ended would be 18 years and 24 days old
Do any other cancelled TV franchises get as much attention as Trek?

Enterprise and JewJewTrek don't count: not canon

More recently Firefly got a ton of attention after being cancelled

They bitched and moaned until they got a movie for closure but other than that it wasn't all that major.

>I hate Ferengi.....
>*dies*

This guy walks up and slaps your Risa escort on the ass while she's giving you a massage, what do?

The spoonheads deserve it. Just look at this man's face and tell me they don't deserve it

star trek fags pioneered this

They probably had some pussy ethics shit preventing them from doing so. Like how they refuse to cloak their ships and put warp speed limits in place

Get on my knees and suck his dick because there's a 100 percent chance I'm a hologram.

Does Sup Forums know the answer?

You should be able to solve this.

hahahhahahah

do nothing because the Federation are a bunch of faggots who are going to tie my hands with bureaucracy anyway

It's amazing the detail they already put into this standard def 1998 TV CGI, though.
>the decks and jeffries tubes and hull framework seen inside the breaches

blow up trolley then manually execute everyone on tracks

Maybe they wont do it anytime soon but as render times, automated film cleanup/scanning tools and middleware get better I think we will see remastered DS9 in 4k.

He didn't until the writers made him go full retard religious edgelord literal satan. I always hear the writers got upset the audience liked him even though he was supposed to be the villain which is why they made him go bonkers but no idea if it's actually true.

let's crowdfund it right now XD

As good as the episodes were, DS9 kind of dropped the ball on the Ferengei.

>Grand Nagus Zek hiring Quark to get back his mother
>No badass D'Kora class ships
>No cool tattoos, no Daimons

There were a few good episodes like the Roswell one, the Quark's mother one, and the weapons trader one, but itherwise the Ferengei were complete comic relief when really in TNG they had at least somewhat equivalent development to the Federation in their Alliance.

throw my horgon at him

Why did Dr. Bashir become an emo cunt in season 6?

Because his actor hated the genetically engineered plotline and started phoning it in

Is that true? Siddig said that?

trekmovie.com/2010/05/06/alexander-siddig-reveals-anger-over-changes-to-bashir-character-on-ds9/

"I did it the only way that an actor can. I completely destroyed the lines that they gave me regarding the situation. Every time something came up that was to do with being kind of Data-esque – I mean, I couldn’t get away from the fact – I thought I was being a Data, which is what they wanted to do, they wanted to switch the characters from all the shows, which they ended up doing with Voyager …Well, it was a bit cynical at the end of the day. But I just fluffed the lines; well I didn’t fluff them completely I literally pinned the lines on the back of someone’s shoulder once, reading them."

Hilarious, but I think it works better in Garak's voice.

what a fucking infantile ingrate of a moron

>attention bajoran workers
>Damar has been using my personal lavatory again.
>so to punish him I have put a powerful laxative in his kanar.
>I have also shut off access to all lavatories on Terok Nor for the next 4 hours.
>so I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

I agree with his decision. Bashir was a much better character before they made him an augment. His lines, stupid calculations, perfect dart game etc. all seemed like lazy shortcut writing.

The later seasons of DS9 were good in some ways, but the writers definitely got lazy. Just look at what happened with Gul Dukat.

Problem is that with TNG/DS9/VOY, all the effects were composited straight to NTSC video format.

They literally have to re-composite every single scene that had CGI in order to do 1080p HD.

Assimilate the terrorists, the civilians, and the trolley into the Borg Collective.

You can look up the full explanation but basically TNG, DS9 and VOY were filmed with 35mm film. The CG was applied during post, but to save time and money they first ran the 35mm to VHS tier film (lower res) then did the CG at a lower resolution. In order to make an HD rerelease of TNG they first ran the 35mm to HD film, then redid ALL the special effects at HD. It was long and expensive and didn't make a return on their investment. In order to make DS9 HD they'd need to redo all of the special effects or have HD crisp models next to pixelated/blurry CG.

>computer, load Bible Black holonovel
>disengage safety protocols.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Hey, we can still have the first three seasons of DS9 because they were pretty much just like TNG; the only computer generated effects were the wormhole and Odo

>Became leader of Ferenginar b/c he's "nice" and "caring"
That shit was a more grand version of handing the homecoming queen vote to the "special" girl in high school.

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No, you cannot :)

And phasers and lighting and transporters. It's surprising just how much CG was there considering they used primarily models.