Would you turn down free fucking pizza?

Would you turn down free fucking pizza?

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No, but this movie has taught me to murder and bury the evidence just in case, should the opportunity arise.

Anyone who says they would is lying.

I wouldn't even answer the door desu

Damn it, go away, go away. So tired of this. Friggin' go away you freaks.

wagey is ragey?

That brunette alone would be a cute..but next to Ana de Armas she's a 2/10

Ana is a god damn angel

No, but this guy really should have known better.

>A film based on the premise that Keanu is continuously unable to overcome two small teenage girls

his house reminds me of the one he owns in john wick. it's like a john wick spin off.

He had just had surgery

They're both brunettes do stupid jigger. Just because some bitch dyed her hair blonde doesn't mean it is.

You're retarded for thinking that's what they implied.

>Just because someone dyed the shirt blue doesn't mean it is

Both of them are wearing wigs in the movie, you see them in the extended ended having swapped them

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more like succubus

she's pretty but looks dumb as fuck

The response of someone who gets angry when he sees a good too pretty to be in his league.

actually in love

send help

The brunette is hot too, like 7.5/10. Would fuck silly. She just gets overshadowed by Ana De Weapons

There were good times too

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illiterate bitch

I don't think she personally wrote it, user.

She's married to Eli Roth, user.

That one isn't

>Ana De Weapons
cute

This was painful to watch

A truly awful movie with some grade A qts

Would you fuck down free turning pizza?

this. i never answer the door unless i'm expecting someone

>implying I would even open the door
>implying I wouldn't have a panick attack in this situation
>implying I use facebook

I live in Jew York so I'd know these people would be trying to rob and/or kill me if this happened

Heavenly

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hell no

as soon as they would try to start seducing my obese ass i would be skeptical as to their true intentions, not to mention far too uncomfortable to try and actually sex them

I've seen enough true crime shows to suspect that something's up. No way would 2 attractive girls be in the rain in the middle of nowhere and without a means of transportation or working cellphone. It's obviously a set-up where those 2 are going to knock me out and have their partners rob the place and possibly kill me.

This. Entire movie reminds me of a capitalist scam

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this pic alway scrack sme the FUCK up

I COULD GO DEAF I COULD GO DEAF SERIOUSLY I COULD GO DEAF

i want to punch the chick on the right
i bet she's just as smug as the one on the left but extra salty because she doesn't get to be the bombshell

>mfw they start fucking with his wife's "art"

>capitalist scam
spotted the edgelord

I wonder if Keanu and Eli were tag teaming those bitches for the duration of shooting

the movie was kind of a rip off of funny games where there is no happy ending... I wanted keanu to kill them somehow, or get them jailed for blackmail

brunette and blonde imply genetics
yellow and brown/black are but only colors

no way
i don't think she looks dumb but that's simply because i've had my expectations turned on me several times

thats some hardcore autism

what if you lived in a world where obese people were considered attractive

>language is autism

Guess how I know you know you're wrong

underrated Carlposting

It is a remake of Death Game. I don't know why they changed the name.

>implying i would ever make enough money to have a big house isolated from my neighbors

I would if there was pineapple on it.

I'd let the blonde in, the thing on the right can die out there.

This

then i would be getting sniz on the reg already, wouldn't i?

also then the ladies at my front door would also be obese, wouldn't they?

>also then the ladies at my front door would also be obese

FUCKING LOL
CONSERVATION OF FAT LAWS

im so bad with women i would still fuck it up

thats the perfect combination

>dumb as fuck
>still cant convince her to giv le succ

Funniest stuff ever
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I legit think it is oscar worthy. Seems like exactly how someone would act in this situation.

Incredible

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