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the 'chon edition

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Posting here

More of a Reddit man myself

posting, fuck yanks

cara desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/55th_parallel_north
newcastle is on parallel with alaska and siberia
we thule now

this 2bh

>too normie for the weirdos
>too weird for the normies

one of these days i'll make rorke mates irl

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canzuk needs to happen

got called abnormal at a house party last night lol

>this thread comes to life just as I come back
wew

Shoking Englesh. Sturggle to beleive thats an oficial documemt.

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that would involve leaving the house sweetheart

why?

just spend 5 hours explaining to my drunk dad why the abos are different

Lookism is always down.

was being abnormal at a house party

tell us what happened lad

yeah i know i'm a bit of a shut-in at the moment
but it'd be nice to get to know some good lads irl that i'm on the same wavelength at.

Is a cold sore a sign of sexually transmitted herpes usually?

Just invented a cure for cancer in my spare time. #geniousthings

the gf

youtu.be/0J6GR_3RKtg

youre not from the new world

balls ache

danny bowle a mothrt fcukin hgeunies\

what sniffed out my tree chatting bollocks

OY MARKO

hmm
why are people having kids
don't they know that we're running out of natural resources

would disown any child that even started to talk about tranny nonsense

about to be sick

because the immigrants will have 'em if we don't lad

>we're running out of natural resources

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believe that poor people will be culled in the near future

drunkenly watching trainspotting?

bum aches

about to be poo

don't speak welsh sorry mate

soin lik tha5

corrr
what a slag

post slags

not on the skag are you?

don't post slags

you heard

this is actually a choon
i didn't know viper made good music
youtube.com/watch?v=HIZWjIK8OrY

we are though
gypsum, sand, phosphorus, helium
not to mention all of our rare earth metals
people always bang on about oil but in reality we need much more than that

Just had sex with Rigel from Farscape lads

any sophie ellis bexter man in

post sexy lads

now what

when's the last time you shagged a girl with a bedroom like this?

post politics

outstanding

the puppet or someone who looks like him?

I plan to have at least 400. Need to save the white race and keep coloured wombs full so they can't breed.

the moment you realise you are at the centre of ur own universe

bruce is amping up the whacky tonight

Not gay but BBCs are really aesthetic

I never shagged a woman

post edgier boards

any bunkerbros in

you having 400 won't stop the large amount of dumb people overbreeding throughout the world though

march last year. she had this photo of her and her dad hugging up on her wall at eye level as I fucked her from behind and choked her

i asserted my dominance

one day

Figured out why I woke up with a sore bum
It's because I climbed over the fence to get my uber eats delivery since I'd left my keys inside. A difficult task when drunk.
No sodomy shenanigans going on here tyvm

Will you be having a Sunday Roast?

raped an aussie in his sleep last night
haha don't think he noticed that I poisoned his noodlse

nah my aul one's a lazy cow

having a pint lads

hope not
fucking hate them

I was 15 and so was she

I wish I could still shag 15 year olds tbqh

sheed

will be eating a qts arsehole

Here we are..........

Jarshev

8ch
.net/baphomet

nonce

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500ml of semi-skimmed uht down the hatch

paki

just been sick

>Click on video of girl with eating disorder
>She's the same weight but 2 inches shorter than me
The FUCK lads.
I eat like a piggy pig.
I got chubby cheeks.
Am I anorexic?
I've literally got cold sweat on me right now.

you still can mate
what's stopping you

I'm 25 years old

the gals

Yeah call me a paki you predictable cunts but I'd honestly have a curry over fucking potatoes and gravy and day of the week

If you are under 14 stone as a male you are an underweight little ponce

stats

what are you like

Me being rich won't stop people being poor, but it will help me and my family.
Can't change the whole world, but I can influence some of it.

shagged a 15 year old when i'd just turned 18 but wasn't aware she was 15 and found out later she was nearly 16 anyway
so i don't really count it as any different than any other shag

snapshot of /brit/ circa 2011

6 ft 2
50 Kilograms

>uht
>semi-skimmed
the absolute state

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeed

alri there mr skeletal

doing a very large depression