Sup Forums makes him happy

>Sup Forums makes him happy

BMB has not produced a good comic since 2010.

>I promise I'm not trying to

Wasn't it Marvel policy to stir up anger for profit?

Happy?

>I'm trying not to be a shitty writer, but the fact that I am makes me happy :-)
What did he mean by this?

you sound mad :^)

I know almost everything you say or write is shit. I promise I try not to enjoy your failures. But the memes that follow make me happy :-)

Happy. Colon Dash Parentheses.

So he's not sad?

Not sad at all.

Mad? He sounds mad?

Sounds mad.

Mad? As in, insane? Or angry? Which is it, user?

Mad as in insane. That mad.

Well, Sup Forums *is* love...

>was
FTFY

FTFY?

Posting Modern Day Jim Shooter. Haha Nice.

He fixed that. FOR YOU

Lol.
Not since 2005.

When was issue 1 of Ulti Spiderman?

Wasnt that 2000?

LMAO, ok so 16 years.

I felt Ultimate Spider-Man went to shit after the first Venom arc.

there's like 30 different Spider-man origin stories
why do people circle jerk this one so much?

How many can you name from before USM that was from a comic?

>i was only pretending to be retarded!
kek

Let's make our lurker happy then.
BBBBBEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDDIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

When they make people angry, Marvel gets exposure.

Last one was Siege.

user...

>my mfw when replying to hours-old posts

BENDIS?

Isn't that a proof of his own bad writing?

Why do all the higher ups Marvel act like teenagers?

Only people that are perpetual adolescents remain in comic writing.

He's like the opposite of sad.

Wow.

I like this guy's attitude.

>Everything I do makes people mad so its ok if I don't take criticism :^)

There has to be a name for this logical fallacy. The "just haters" logical fallacy?

Anyone else think Bendis is a DC plant, and they are playing a long con and having him destroy it from the inside? Like maybe Bendis is secretly Jack Kirbys illegitimate child and he is trying to get revenge on stan lee and marvel? Or maybe Alan moore summoned him some how using his masturbation magic?

Anyone else feel like marvel is an abusive drunken boyfriend that we keep coming back too because "deep down he is really good, and he will change!" I mean I really find myself using the same arguments battered women use to defend marvel....I think this is kind of messed up...Or maybe I am over analysing it

Bitch please I left that ho Marvel years ago.

Just fucking pirate everything Marvel-related if you want to shit on Bendis.

The head of Bendis is the unholy egg from which the serpent god Glycon will hatch, bringing forth a millennium of darkness which it shall rule from it's reptilian throne at the heart of Northampton

We make him happy? Bendis?

Writing? Whose writing? Bendis?

Well, Brian Michael is a bit of a dickhead in that regard.

In that his head literally looks like a dick.

I download comics because I don't want creeps like Bendis to win.

Merchant?

Okay, Sup Forums, we need to conspire to kill Bendis. Let Stan take his soul away. Leave Slott to me.

What if Stan isn't the vampire?

Bendis sure does get his way a lot.

What if Stan actually feeds off of readers' anger and he needs Bendis around just for this reason?

It's the Millennial mindset: everyone who criticises me or doesn't tell me what I want to hear is a hater and I am perfect and I don't have to listen to any of them.

So, what you're saying is that he doesn't appear to be sane in this moment?

I honestly hope his fat ass has a heart attack. I have never heard a single good thing about this man in his personal life. I would lose no sleep if he dropped dead tomorrow.

everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old.

everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old?

aww good

Yes, everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old