Denmark

How does Sup Forums feel about Denmark?

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All literal faggots. At least they aren't islamic.

8.5/10. I've been here in 2017.

>At least they aren't islamic.

Rulers of Norway. Imagine they felt like the nobles ruling the peasants. And then suddenly the peasanty Norway got oil. I can feel the butthurt. That's why they are heavy drinkers.

fantastic country

>tfw you bathed in that fountain the day you gradutated from high school wearing nothing but your underpants
>tfw there were hordes of asian tourists around

>>At least they aren't islamic.

>australia makes a thread intended to trashtalk denmark
>mostly nice comments about denmark

No trash talking intended I promise, I just want to know more about your funny little country :)

>lego
>happiness
>ham and bacon
>good weather
>nice cities

What's not to like about Denmark?

I suppose the countryside/nature side of things is a bit underwhelming

quite like their queen

Is this what considered to be alpha in western Europe?

>happiness
>good weather
these two are questionable

stupid danes

Wow that's very rude :(

only these cunts are allowed to talk to me

Like most Europe though. I guess Norway, Germany and Switzerland to some extent are some exceptions.

>Like most Europe though

Yeah because a million square miles of desert is so much better than what denmark can offer

imagine not being danish

I've seen Torres del Paine, the Flowering Desert and other really pretty places from my country, everything so far has been lackluster since I experienced those.

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Wish to visit someday. Looks like lovely weather. Beautiful girls.

Yes it is because Australia is actually an ecologically diverse country with a number of different environments as opposed to monotonous flatness with no interesting characteristics. Danes say they're happy but I would get depressed living in a country that has such boring geography

you all live in flat american-tier suburbs anyway

Lets be honest, it would change nothing for you. Either way, if you live in europe and you get tired of your geography you can hop on a fucking bicycle and go to another country to experience theirs.

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>you all live in flat american-tier suburbs anyway

Yeah because we have the space to do it. Still doesn't change the fact that Denmark is a geographically boring country. I'm not saying it means your society is worthless or anything but I sure as hell wouldn't trade a place that has mountains and beaches and deserts and forests and jungles for some flat grassy paddocks

how many times have you been to the mountain, the desert or the jungle?

honestly not so cool

then what's the point of bragging about mountains and deserts when you barely see them?
and there's many nature gems in denmark, we aren't just flat with fields everwhere

I've been to all three m8. Sure the desert is overrated (though beautiful in its own right), but it's nice to go bushwalking regularly.

>I've been to all three m8
Not my point, I'm saying rating countries geography is so incredibly irrelevant as 80% of a countries population will live within a city and rarely see it anyhow.

It’s great; it feels safe, clean, and whimsical. A Danish guy took advantage of me the last time I was there though.

nice pic,author?

>A Danish guy took advantage of me the last time I was there though.

Go on...

It is part of Germany

otto bache

thanks user

rod grod med flode
fem flade flodeboller på et fladt flodebollefad
dode rode rodojede rådne rogede orreder med flode

It’s a bad memory, so I don’t like to get into great detail, but basically he got me super drunk and forced himself on me. I never told anyone or did anything about it.

Are you a woman or man?

I honestly don't know much about any Northern European countries, but I am a total slave to the tourism industry. I want to visit Denmark, Sweden, etc.

there's literally nothing to do in any of our countries

That boy looks traumatized!

is that when you won the euro 1992?

boring, should be part of germany

grill