/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Gordon is Feeling the Hype, Are You? Edition

Episode 8 in less than 4 hours, streams will be posted either in a new OP or the thread, you'll find them.

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Meanwhile:

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1st for jumping man

madman, how does he do it

Time to dance the Part 8 wait away!

youtube.com/watch?v=gfr8oyqadT0

CUTEREREST?

WHY WAS WYNDOM'S THEME PLAYING

Yeah, what's the 411?

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So will part 8 bring the normies back or will it remain as pure pleb filter kino?

It's a good tune

:c

No.

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper - TWO WEEK BREAK EDITION;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Caused James motorcycle accident, rendering him mute
>Killed a dog and cut off all its legs to use as a crude delivery system

That gum you like will come back in style

e7 brought the normies back

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think this gaze is raw sex

baneposter here. out of ideas. i would take suggestions, but only a really good one will get made.

Piper Laurie

CROATIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Giganigger in the background of teleporting coin man can be either CIA or Bane

Daily reminder that James was always cool

I am not Annie's mother.

somebody explain the white horse meme to me.

Why did she age so poorly lads?

I want to wake up next to this cutie!

Let him be one of the guys behind cia

Who doesn't?

Lynch said it was based on this;

>In the white room with black curtains near the station
>Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
>Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes
>Dawn light smiles on you leaving, my contentment

>I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines
>Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves

Surely you aren't serious.

yeah but Lynch is a fucking retard

Literally Lynched

Heroin. Its Jungian.

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SAM STANLEY

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She looked better in Twin peaks.

looks more like Bobby

Norma, Shelly, Josie, Audrey, Annie, and probably others that I'm forgetting are all better than Laura.

Off the top of my head, Nadine, Catherine, and Sarah are the only women less attractive than Laura.

There was a mutant baby in the percolator!

He'd solve the mystery quick.

To whoever asked which man girls prefer, I think I found your answer.

Imagine it's your cock instead of the steel bar.

Holy good god jumpin jehovah shit. She was gorgeous.

Then lost them again with the roadhouse scene

Hi, user...

He's coming back, right lads?

Imagine it was your grapes instead of these balls

Rhonda best girl

BASED Rhonda poster.

Post your face when episode 8 is 60 minutes of sweeping.

Kyle, no! I don't even know how I ended up here!

>mfw normies

He needs a good wake me up first
Guess you could say it will be MIND SWEEPING

On a scale of 1-10, how ready is your body for things to get U N P L E A S A N T /tpg/?

>Cole lifts his head up from between Shelley's legs
ANOTHER SLICE OF THAT EXCELLENT PIE

Please stop posting this explicit image to a blue board, you're gonna get this genera banned!

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ONE

ONE

NINE

>sweeping the floors
>wiping the counters down
>washing the glasses
>replacing any bottles that were emptied
>making sure all of the bottles are nicely arranged
I AM BECOME COMFY, SNUGGLER OF WORLDS

I'll enjoy it

worst character

10
I am tingling with excitement

Not gonna lie this gave me a boner.

>worst opinion

Whenever an episode ended with BOB doing something in the first two seasons, I was always too spooked to sleep and I had to listen to some relaxing music to calm down and unspook myself enough to be able to sleep

pleb

sorry, this one is less lewd

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Hot.

I want to believe, user, but I don't want to be disappointed.

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From 1 to 10, 10 being the super based, what number would this it be if a mod put that hip hop instrumental on playback every time you opened a /tpg/ thread?

-4

either that or green onions would be 10/10

Episode 8 is the weakest of the s3. They want to get as many viewers as they can before the two week break

t. works at showtime

You're confused, chief.

annoying after the first time/10

so, who do you ship from Twin Peaks? I know you do, so don't try to deny it.
For me:
Audrey/Coop
Shelly/Gordon

right: Joe Rogan
left: Steven Crowder

-119

I don't wanna get too spooked, tho. I'm only little.

Are you new? That kind of thing has to be reserved for special moments.

If a mod plugged Green Onions in after episode 7 aired, that would have been kino af, but the moment has long, long passed.

>who do you ship
What?

me/Norma

>ship

Go back to Tumblr lass

>Shelly/Gordon
Literally why? Bobby and Shelly were perfect together.

Is it because Bobby is too much of a Chad and you feel cucked?

>bobby
>chad
lmao. dude cried when having sex with Laura. truly a macho man

are you retarded? he can't talk about an hypothetical scenario because it is very unlikely?

Admit it, the only thing you didn't like so far is Michael Cera's scene.

Good night, /tpg/

Pleb detected. Wally's monologue was pure kino.

So what are the odds that tonight we get fifty minutes of ass?

Why would I not like that scene?

Current season?

Coop/Jane-E
Gordon/Tammy
Albert/Diane
Evil Coop/Annie

>It's good to see you, too, Sheriff Truman. As you know, your brother, Harry S. Truman, is my godfather. I heard he is ill. I came to pay my respects to my godfather and extend my best wishes for his recovery, which I hope will be swift and painless.
>It's an honor to see you again. You know... my heart is always here with you and these fine people, my parents, who I love so dearly. And I was in the area, and I wanted to pay my respects.
>I also came back to let my parents know, because this has been a matter of grave concern for them, that I've decided to let them do what they wish with my childhood bedroom. They want to-- they want to build a study for the two of them. Such sweet people.
>My family, my friend... I've crisscrossed this great land of ours countless times. I hold the map of it here, in my heart... next to the joyful memories of the carefree days I spent as a young boy... here in your beautiful town of Twin Peaks.
>From Alexandria, Virginia, to Stockton, California, I think about Lewis and his friend Clark, the first Caucasians to see this part of the world. Their footsteps have been the highways and byways of my days on the road.
>My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead. Sometimes behind. Sometimes to the left. Sometimes to the right. Except on cloudy days... or at night.
>My dharma is the road. Your dharma...

Big Ed confirmed tonight fellas

Sweet dreams