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Need a Jewish gf

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MADELINE mccann was murdered by her parents, its all covered up xx

Have you ever gone a day without posting on Sup Forums?
Interlinked.

poo

COR

thoughts?

just collecting the bi yearly 500 pound interview fee

ASK FOR A GF AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE ONE.

(Fair warning; they're all from my "black or dark-skinned" folder)

Also, fuck your re-do. You get what you're given.

>bump into a lad i went to school with
>he's now a raging bender with the gay voice and mannerisms
>was a normal lad at school

not a fan

what does peckingham gobwobbler mean?

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

u ever get changed with him lol

he probably checked out ur dick x

elite

toil gang toil gang toil gang toil gang toil gang toil gang toil gang

affbllllllllllllllll gushy drfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ok hit me up on snapchat and follow insta for more

Rhinos and elephants are killed for their horns and tusks.

We will mutilate male children but we won't remove horns and tusks because of consent. Really makes me think.

Farted and it smells like prawn crackers.

btfo

420 GUCCI GANG

Your wish has been granted. Shalom.

Need a bf

>user i love the way you stare at your computer screen for hours on end with such a straight stone-cold face

the 80s are over grandad

grasse paddock on the loose
.....watch out

why would you get your knob out in the school changing room lad haha, we didn't have different underwear for PE

nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang nigger gang

>Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's
what's the equivalent of this in the koran? need to prove a rorke wrong

just watched dunkirk lads
tom hardy is so cool and based

underage

Terrible taste

I'll be useful sir.

on wednesdays i'll go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea

tanaka-san, the ol' vip nip, so to speak

>on wednesdays i'll go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea

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>tiny brain
roll
>brain
bun
>ascended
bap

overage

lad, you've got three seconds, THREE FUCKING SECONDS, to delete this picture of my gf.

don't want to live anymore

one for the aussies

Yeah I love the way you lie on that bed for nine hours straight, I promise I'll be ready to fuck you at the 11th hour.

BAHAHAHA fucking retarded americans sending out a fake Emergency Warning

fucking fat yank cunts

what an incredibly irish looking boy he is

gonna roll a bap and bun it

Your got Ottermode bf!

munching a barm cake

how will future generations look back at stuff like pic related?

Is suicide more prevalent in teens and 20s than in 30s 40s etc?

cricket is for benders and p*kis

too embarressed to reference it

NEW EDITION

Yeah suicide is very trendy amongst the youth atm

>Nolan got the actual civilian boats used for the evacuation for Dunkirk
hes too good lads

Zachy you here blud?

me and my mates would compare cocks in the PE changing rooms all the time at school

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

yanks are fat cunts yanks are cunts yanks are fat cunts

yanks are fat fucking cunt mutts, silly fucking fat yank cunts retards

state of that forehead

did this as well
we used to pull back our foreskin and show each other our bellends

historians of the future will be so lucky compared to current ones

love brits
love britain

youtube.com/watch?v=lwk5OUII9Vc
man this is lit, straight up fire bruh

ever just want to scream at your monitor?

OOH, BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH?
OOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
THEY SAY IN HEAVEN, LOVE COMES FIRST
WE'LL MAKE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH
OOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

charles peckhams new single is fire

Love sexualising jews in the scope of Nazism

it's where he keeps his unparalleled knowledge of test cricket and pavement

chav cunt

nice nigger music

>click on facebook video
>it's a screaming orgasm

ahh yess hmmm ahhh yes mmmm yes

universe brain: cob

>"Individualism"
>"John Stuart Mill"
>"John Locke"
>"Thomas Paine"
>"Social Contract"
>"Logic"
>"Reason"
>"Rationalist"
>"Rationality"
>"Market place of ideas"

p*ki detected

galaxy brain: pie barm

john locke is the best character in LOST

*whispers*
Jeeves... the rifle my good man... virgin runts... 2 o'clock.. yess
*aims down the sights and licks my lips*

Sargon of acuck

so THIS is late-night /brit/...........

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*lowers my binoculars*
ahh... this will make a good one for the next hunt
*picks up my rifle and fires a tranquilliser dart straight into the runt's hide as it gallops across the field*
strong runts make for better hunts... heh
JEEVES, the cage. Good man.

Love that track

Fire

You've been making these posts for 12 hours straight now, and you're still not funny

infinite brain: bread

I've seen this post before.
But yes, it's strange how 80% of English writers since 1600 are trash-tier by default unless one wants to be a neoliveral brainlet.
Hobbes has redeeming qualities but he is not free of "sin", so to speak.

O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WAL MART.
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STAR THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED, SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE,
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS A MONGREL DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT
ON THE SHIT SMEARLY SEEN THROUGH THE CRACK OF THEIR SHORTS,
WHERE THE MUTT'S MONGREL HOST IN HIP HOP REPOSES,
WHICH SHOOTING WILL DISRUPT THEIR SLEEP,
AS AMERISHARTS SHOT AND NO NEWS EXPOSES
SHOT AND CORRUPTED, OUR CULTURE OBSCENE,
AS WE CRAP IN OUR PANTS AND WE LOVE TO BE SEEN
'TIS THE SHART SPATTERED BUMMER O' LONG MAY IT STAY
HOME OF THE POZ AND LAND OF THE GAY

>Paul Joseph Watson

think it'll be easier to attract a gf if i have a job?

*shovels the final load of fat wriggling runts into the underground pit*
*signals Jeeves to start the burying and compression procedures*
In a few years this'll all be oil my good man. My genius astounds even me at times, even me.
*puffs on cigar happily as the thousands of pit runts are crushed by tonnes of rubble and soil*

forest are fucking SHIT lads. bunch of fucking KIDS and old CUNTS running about against villa today

*gets away with this*

*ignores it*
western civilisation is fine

the man from the north of england: hmm yes a carbohydrate or two shall suffice

out of all the music scenes Britain pioneered, which is your favorite?
mines got to be post punk desu

wihtout a doubt yes

buying bread from a man in brussels
he was six foot four and full of muscle
i said do you speaka my language
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

*breathes deeply as the distant calls of the runt conch begin to be heard from over the hills*
*takes one final sip of whisky and contemplates the honey-coloured liquid as I delicately swirl it in the glass*
Yes... Jeeves, I'll be taking the golf club tonight.

>western civilisation is fine

grime