Green Lanterns #2 Storytime

Enter for storytime of fun.

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>Fun

Thank Christ. Baz was the only good part of that Justice League shitshow I just read. I'm expecting good things OP

Dex looks livelier now.

You'll see.

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Which one Sup Forums? Note that any answer apart from Jessica is objectively wrong

Cute on scale 1-10?

Bleez because I waifu her longer.

Absolute madman. Guy was good influence.

>tfw no racing game with various Lanterns

Are those the same original aliens imprisoned with Atrocitus?

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Five Inversions? Nah. Just RL fodder. Pity Spartan woman is lost.

I like the idea that they will slowly balence each other out to become better lanterns

Here

I fucking love Baz

>Eurobeat intensifies.gif

hhhhhnnnnnnggggggg. Jessica is such a fucking qt.
Based Bazz.

This whole fighting in Lex Mart is giving me Evil Dead vibes.

I want a giant fucking poster

Only thing I didn't get is "Enforcer". Her ring class?
You could say that together they're perfect Lantern. Hal, you genius.

>someone remembered that ring doesn't serve only for "RING, TELL ME WHERE BAD GUYS ARE"

I really really love the idea of Jessica just spending time with her ring asking it questions.

>big boxing glove
That's all she learned from Hal.

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Art went weird with their faces.

;-;

;-; continues.

Did alright on their butts though

>dem asses

I see that Sinestro's ring also gives you his smugness. Look at that glorious Simon.

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I get the feeling she comes from a family of shooters.

I think the fact she is expirenced with firearms offers an interesting angle for when she asks baz about why he carry's one she doesent understand why he still uses a gun when she decided she dident need one with the ring

okay

okay you guys

simon is now my husbando

you hear that? he's MINE.

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>dose asses
>dose gaps
Truly sisters.

>I see that Sinestro's ring also gives you his smugness

If I remember rightly Hal and Sinestro both sent out the same ring to look for somebody like them. Baz is essentially a mixture of the two

HE'S MINE YOU CUNT!

I SEE RED.
Plus, it adds on their relationship, with him being armed 24/7 and her panicking the fuck out because she sees gun.
It'll all work out in the end.

Well at least we have a slightly better idea what the fuck emerald sight is now
As much as I have loved all this the emerald sight stuff is gonna suck

Would that make Baz a top or a bottom?

Oh, yes. You remember it rightly. Smug on Sinestro, #yolo on Hal.
Aye, he's really Geoff's self-insert.

Neat

>no immediate 52 references

So Humphries hasn't been blessed by the Hypercrisis yet.

Fin.

I don't think she would freak about guns she still has trauma but the first thing she did when she saw the power ring was shoot it.

As much as I love Jessica I would have loved if the ring had just shattered when she did that would have been an interesting story.

Absolute madman.

So far this week I have read justice league aquaman and green lanterns
I can't decide if I prefer this or aquaman more

>Courage Punch Husbando
You've chosen well.
Now fight to the death for his love.

Who would have thought, that out of all of Rebirth so far, the thing I'm most excited for is Baz written by dogfucker.

Baz is kinky.

Remember "he has a gun, Hal" panel from Rebirth? For all we know, she sees Simon way regular capes see Punisher.
That's what I'm head-canoning anyway.

I'm honestly surprised by how much I'm loving Green Lanterns so far. Baz and Jessica are super great, their interactions are super fun.

You chose well Hal.

And it's coming from Dog Fucker no less

That's what's so surprising. I'd never read anything of his before but everyone was already writing this series off. Glad they were wrong.

Come on now, he has two comics I enjoyed.
Avengers AI and Secret Wars: Planet Hulk. Fanboys vs Zombies was meh and Higher Earth didn't have enough alternate realities for me to enjoy. And even then, I remember ending of Planet Hulk had me rolling eyes at the ending.

Hm I will have to go back and recheck that

This book is honestly fun. Shame a lot of people online didn't even bother trying it out because of Humphries

I don't get it.
This is supposed to be dogshit.
Why isn't this bad?

Look to Humphries, for hope burns bright.

Marvel kills creativity?

How the hell was this better than Justice League?
How the hell were the Green Lanterns the best part of Justice League?

God, Baz is such a stupid cunt.

just how high ranking is Dex in the red lamps anyway?

Take that back.

>he's always by Atrocitus' side
>nobody fucks with him
Cat will fuck you up.

I love how straight there playing the cat

>Rage Seed

when even shrek has a racing game it's weird capeshit doesn't

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Seriously though, that's an incredibly detailed construct.

Reds don't have an official hierarchy or structure just Atrocitus at the top. But Dex is like the three longest serving members with Bleez and Atrocitus and Atrocitus likes Dex faaaaar more than Blez.

more like model. it's an 'enforcer', in the same way a revolver might be a 'single action army'

That is a pretty nice touch
Makes sense to have it to

>scanning for embarrassment
is it just me or is the ring a bit sassy?

DELETE THIS

Oh, yeah. Makes sense. That's probably something new?
>a bit
Ring is Alfred-tier.

I imagine it was probably similar to the scene from wall.e
Not exactly the same as Jessica has more to base her questions on so not every question will come from the previous question but some would.

No Rankorr, No party

How many writers until they kiss?

pls no

>implying they won't fusion dance into Bazicca

it truly is a corps of squares

>tfw all the cool red lanterns are dead
I never should have gotten into them.
Also didn't shitty Lobo kill Dex-star?

Lobo killed everyone, they all got back to life page later.

Looking a little paler than I remember there, Baz

Most of these pages are either overwhelmingly green or overwhelmingly red.

>Lantern book
Yep

>a fucking minion

Is Bleeze's ass still a prominent character?

Bleez's ass asks the most important questions

I honestly didn't think I would enjoy this, the first issue fell flat, but this was really good

>What is the next step in your master plan?

Crashing this corps WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>scanning for embarrassment
Actually laughed.

>Iolande

I miss her.

I don't know if that'd make then more or less of a mess

>expect to come out a balanced individual
>end up with Parrallax 2.0 with a paranoid, ultraviolent anti-authoritarian prone to panic attacks

>How am I driving?

I expect they will pair them both off pretty soon to remove the temptation from future writers to put them together

The rings have no personalities but a good writer can time their deadpan responses to achieve humour.