/brit/

general bants

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love cheese pizza me

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/brit/ is a normie general

virgins can go to /britfeel/

i was trying to charge me Samsung Galaxy S8 so i eat my sushi with curry on it

Just want to be happy

been watching a lot of cuckold porn recently, it's actually very very hot stuff

skunk? i smoke that
pints? i down that
slags? i shag that

>sushi

soyyyyyyyy

what sorts of cheese?

Margarita?

thought up a really good post but ill save it for next thread

youtube.com/watch?v=TqKYJOmaGNk

absolute tune

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would gladly morph into a pigeon to poop on ladies heads
if you catch my drift ;)))

virgins can be normies too

you wake up in 日喀则市

cock? i suck that
nigger males? i ride that
hiv? i have that

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yeah haha
im a virgin but im one of the cool ones
im welcome here

wyt pipo be like dis water too spiscy

>you now remember infinitechan had a dedicated pedo board, 7chan had a dedicated beastiality board and Sup Forums had cp posted on it on a daily basis
how the fuck did they get away with it for so long?

Loved these comics pre-reddit when they didn't add the gay stupid speak and it 100x more racist and rorke

you tried being yourself to get a girl?

what's hot about it? do you exclusively watch black on white?

Fuck off beto you dont know anything about virgins u big normie

Sup Forums only had CP spammed on it for 4 months or so because of some bot shit. t. i was there

*pets beto*

he he, isnt he adorable lads?

not really lad stop posting it

weed? man buns that
hennesey? man sips that
skets? man pipes that

white on white only as I am an extremely racist person

Unironically found that I enjoy swallowing my bf's semen

browsing reddit.com/r/cuckold

mmm interesting

I like older females and amateur stuff so i like cuck porn but rarely if ever watch if theres a black guy. Ill let u in on a little secret lad but dont tell anyone. Sharingher.com

girl got gums

>Any attempt at having a full free speech site will be ruined because of fucking nonces
Hate those pieces of shit.

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reading this informative wikipedia page

youtube.com/watch?v=l-Nvmva-S9w

his physique is absolutely immense

compared to strongmen now

no rippin on eddie hall

>Fuck off beto you dont know anything about virgins u big normie
are you the desesperate virgin aussie who wants to fuck anything with a hole

>virgins can be normies too
not over the age of 18

You're still a pathetic cuck though.

ya mam works at greggs and your eld fella smokes k2 from the paki shop

what now

>sharingher.com

this is exactly what I needed

posted in the last thread about my 4'11' gf

really considering breaking up with her desu. She's fun to be around and we're best friends but I'm not attracted to her sexually, at all. She's cute but the tiny chest and no ass really weirds me out. Sex is a chore with her and I never really cum, I just "get it over with">

'eurr me now

am unironically a 30 year old virgin

Maybe. I make a lot of silly posts here that i forget

gay

yes :)

wtf is that

and no im not giving advice

that shit looks really fucking pathetic.

might buy a switch ironically

just walk away from the screen nigga close your eyes

would kill to sniff gas from this orifice

controversial opinion: anime can be kino

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

qt angelic gurrl tries to get into my head

Are you left or right? What are the genders? This is a bit homosexual no matter what

all the girls i know are all thots

controversial opinion: POONIGGER GANG POONIGGER GANG POONIGGER GANG argh 'gins online again

tfw no gf to help me get over my crippling social anxiety and internet addiction

tip 1 of how to get girls: don't take advice from some pathetic mong that couldn't even shag during first year

Thought you were mgtow beto...

All women are whores. Just get used to it.

episode 12 is out lads
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seductivejewess4.net

loving this

road club

you don't leave the house you pathetic twat, the only girls you know are your family

that's what asmr is for

yes i am
and those girls i know are not my friends LOL

you can have mine She has sa too

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>the only girls you know are your family
lol even the girls in my family were thots before getting married hahaha

>even the girls in my family were thots
that was my point you fucking thick spastic

This is true sadly

I unironically wear them like this and pretend it for comfort when I really just like showing off.

took this photograph of beto, haha oh dear

Beto

the roastie is angry hahaha

didn't you want to really hug your sister? In a really strange, incestous kind of way

i could have got with a girl like that desu, i wasn't that attracted to her though
i kind of wish i would've now desu

the fleet

wtf

the stupid speak was always there retard

youtube.com/watch?v=BV0GI4SnVBg
yanks btfo

haha so wacky *upvotes*

beto on /brit/ is like that really weird foreigner who'd buy cigarrettes to teenagers and drink with them at the park. You know the ones, they'd be polish or something and you and your mates would make fun of him

>didn't you want to really hug your sister? In a really strange, incestous kind of way
yes but no, because she is a thot

to the yank with the surfboard gf

what do we do with a surfboard?

we put it face down in the ocean and stand on it

not true at all

Didn't know if you saw my post in the last thread. Thanks for hoping I get the pussy (but what I want is her love, mostly). Had fun with you few days ago around this time

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you love your sister, don't you.

i love your sister too, would love to meet her

This is true
t. woman

beto is genuinely tapped in the head

yeah, still pining over that oneitis. I spilled my spaghetti and confessed to her like a retard at christmas on steam, then blocked her when i panicked. i unblocked her and we havent spoke since. feels so bad

2010s fashion is peng desu
much better than the soyboy fashion of the 2000s

sister has a lazy boytriend and has sex with another dude LOL, i am sure you have the same stories with your sisters too

the ROASTIE only exists to leech onto a man. they will do anything to increase chance of success, be it material success or maternal success. know your enemy, know the ROASTIE.

>tfw no gf

what an absolutely ghastly conversation