Pitch a movie/TV show featuring these two

Pitch a movie/TV show featuring these two.

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>6' and 5'11.5

>me on the left

baby legs and regular legs

>tfw want to get ravaged by the guy cop on the left
>tfw gay man

Would she even survive having sex with him? Like splitting a log with a sausage desu senpai.

like actually ravaged? as in have the shit beat out of you?

He's probably still only like 6".

Even on anonymous image boards faggots have to let everyone know that theyre gay

>these people are part of the same species

they have the minds of women

kek tips fedora to you fine gentelman

Already done

No, just rough sex.

this?

Some one put RDJ on the girls face

She'd be tossed in the air like a horseshoe, if she ever got into a confrontation. I hope she's just a parking cop or an office worker.

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Dammit, I told you, no more embargos

An adaptation of this comic

>Chestlet.

No thanks.

You're a man of significant size.

This.

>literal cow
gross tbqh

Shit, forgot pic

Dunno what u mean by this because it is irrelevant to what i posted

It's queensland, she will never get into a "confrontation". Regardless, people don't avoid altercations with police because they think they can outmuscle the officer in question you fucking idiot

That's because you're stupid. You only consider evidence that supports your belief, and ignore the gay posters who don't "have to let everyone know that they're gay."

I can't help but think of a cop on cop porn, and from the looks of things there'd be some ripping and tearing, is there something wrong with me?

Yes because just today i have seen 8 off topic posts of anonymous people telling everyone in the thread that they are gay
For literally no reason oher than to act like faggots

I do consider outside evidence but you dont care because you love faggots because you can identify with them

>Imaging he's a power bottom.

I can hear your screeching. You sound like you're about to tear up. Do you want to talk about it, sweetheart?

Almost everyone on Sup Forums is gay. Now do you realize how rarely they mention it?

This is what delusional faggots actually believe

Only gay people do this, but it's simply because gays are a tiny minority and straight is the default. When an user makes a post about some girl with fat titties everybody knows that's a straight dude, so there's no reason for him to mention it.

Zootopia

most of those are probably trolls, is this your first day on Sup Forums?

ps i am also gay

Very reddit post right there

Maybe during the euro hours because of countries like sweden

>he actually thought this post was clever

off topic posts where dudes talk about how much they wanna rail a bitch are basically the same thing bud

This WAS a really bad post

I'm in the mood for some gay sex and acting like a fag now. Sure is great to post about being a homo.

post best things about being gay

>sucking cock
>taking cock up butt
>fashion

Thats not the argument being made at all

>being this triggered
lmao

Go back to your hugbox Sup Forums

Damn.... homophobes btfo

>Meet Officer Stacy Callahan, 5'1", barely passed the departments height requirements. But that hasn't stopped her from being one of the toughest cops on the force.
>After being accused of excessive force by a 6'7" 300# gangbanger, she is forced to take on a new partner
>Meet Rookie Officer Steve Berry, 6'8" 280#
>It's now up to Callahan to teach Berry how to survive the mean streets of Bey City

>for greg gespacho this day was like any other
>except for one thing
>it was bring your daughter to work day

IRL you need a small cop to crawl into ventilation ducts etc. There's more to detective work than brawling with gangbangers you know.

A bukkake film where she sucks of 4 tall guys like him while she's standing.

I would watch that if you added some gay sex

>there's a scene where she has to carry officer berry to safety

would watch

>theres been a series of rapes in the area
>the only suspects are three people, the giant cop, and two gangbangers
>the giant cop is trying to prove his innocence
>at the end gets shot by the woman cop
>she was the rapist all along.

She's just a beat cop. Plus I'm trying to tap into the strong womyn demographic. We'll make her a Detective at the end to set up the sequel.

I like it.

Does anyone know the actual sizes?

Man is 6'1", woman is 5'11"

The dude is like 6'4 the girls 5' 10

Found it. 6'9" and 5'1"

He's a big prison islander.

which height for who?

"The Odd Couple": The Police Story !!!
(笑´・艸・)

Over a foot and a half difference just from eyeballing it. It's more of a case of the guy being absolutely massive than the girl being particularly tiny though

Liability.

me on the right

This picture is cute.

CUTE

Who is this Fore Chan guy?

American?

Two officers of the law must learn to work with one another despite their extreme differences in political opinion.

She's the Russian hacker that cost Hillary the election.

youtube.com/watch?v=e-utc4IEQws

>muh one time
Yea, the same shit bootlickers use to try and claim police have a "dangerous" job.

5'8 and 5'7

...

Man who comes from a long line of manly cops has a teenage son who likes to dress like a girl. To toughen him up he forces his son to join the force and partners with him to make sure he's not acting like a pansy. Unfortunately for this tough guy his son's dainty and vulnerable personality and his feminine appearance makes him think they should be partners in the squad car and in the bedroom

>something like this this only happened once

if you're this retarded there's not any point in continuing to talk to you. Good day.

>pretending as if cops getting attacked at traffic stops is anything other than extraordinarily rare
Bet you think home invasions are common too

Would watch.

>gets dubs
>ruins it