Ask German or Englishman about his nation's achievements

>ask German or Englishman about his nation's achievements
>long list of scientists, writers, athletes and generals
>ask a polack about his nation's achievements
>INSTANTLY gets butthurt and tries to change the subject

fucking pathetic

t. Lithuanian

Malevich, Marie Curie, Kopernik

>Malevich
who the fuck is that
>Curie
lived in France and she did fuck all anyway, it was her husban'ds work
>Kopernik
ethnic German

>taking pride in achievements of people you didn't know
is this the famous right-wing intellectual swamp?

>b-but they are a part of our culture! polant stronk!

yeah im sure fucking chopin was a wife-beating alcoholic with a giant red face copying slavshit squats from russians

look how backwards those proud Americans are compared to Glorious Poland with it's 40 patritions

Chopin was not fucking polish first of all

spent like 20 years in poland then escaped the country coz he wanted to be more than a peasant shit eater

Why are Lithuanians against Poles?
I met a girl who was

>who the fuck is that
Great painter. Born in Ukraine, become famous in Russia. Presumably of Polish descent.

> ethnic German
People who bitch about "muh ethnicity" are as far removed from famous geniuses as they are from uncontacted tribes on another continent.

>Presumably
such a great fucking polish artist

wow butthurt diaspora who left his glorious country forever I wonder why

Poland conquered their historical capital after WWI, and they could do nothing with that
Also, they are poorer and some start saying shit about how they were oppressed in PLC

Well, most of his life he lived in Russia and all of his books (he wrote on art theory) are in Russian.

>Poland conquered their historical capital after WWI
in the same world where Hussars conquered nazi Germany right?

Can we just stop with this Poland bullshit? Who cares, fuck. Everyday the same old shit. Tired of seeing Poland posts. It's boring.

What the one pole said and the poles that stayed in Lithuania after ww2 got extremely brainwashed and are essentially Russians and act like a 5th column.

What did you mean by that?

It's just one guy with way too much time on his hands. He spams /polska/ with the same shit 24/7.

>trusting polack delusions
have you ever toyed with the idea that neighbours may be hating poland because its a shitty country deserving all the hate

he's diaspora

They killed a lot of turks.

Who is?

>ask Russian about his nation's achievements
>long list of tigers, space and hurting butts
>INSTANTLY gets drunk and pees his pants

and got rekt by fucking Turks too in fact polacks won ONE war with them and that's because multiple countries were on their side while losing fucking 2 because daddy Hans wasn't there to bail them out

>long list of tigers, space and hurting butts
And still Mendeleev, Chaikovsky and Tolstoy. Have you even heard of them, Mehmet?

That is true. We have invented many things and were good at literature, theatre, science.
But Russia still the biddest shithole on the Earth.

i love poland i wish i could live there, but im brown skinned so i would probably be killed :(

>who are the winged hussars
>what is the siege of vienna

>>who are the winged hussars
overrated meme, they only did well against crimean tatars who used fucking bows, once Swedes with guns came in they got BTFO'd
>vienna
another meme, there were other armies present as well, not to mention poles lost a fucking war to Turks in 1676

>>who are the winged hussars
useless model soldiers too expensive to train
>>what is the siege of vienna
that one siege where polacks actively pillaged austrian villages

Chopin
Forks
Toilets

Well, maybe not killed, but you would be constantly bullied and could be beaten
Except maybe for some bigger tourist cities

"Winged hussars" is a meme
They didn't usually wear those things, and it was actually only one wing, not pair of wings
And Siege of Vienna was actually a failure
We could btfo Prussia and Austria if we joined France-Ottoman alliance
But then, 2 centuries later, we got partitioned by countries which ass' we saved

>i love poland i wish i could live there, but im brown skinned
No, you are welcome to Poland.

What about the polish-soviet war of 1919?

the soviets overextended
to this day polacks call this fact "a miracle" and pray to holy mary in thanks like the fucking pagans they are

only won because of soviet retardation and still poles took heavy casualities

>They didn't usually wear those things
you just mindlessly repeat a theory one guy stated once despite the contemporary sources stating otherwise

but hussars were still shit

What is this thread?
What should I do? :3
May I ask a question to Germans or British?

Why did you guys decide to Larp as iranian/turks?

because polacks are ashamed of their heritage so they escape into their own little world when they wuz sarmatians and shiet

free the poor sods from your presence for starters

>implying that anyone larps as Sarmatian in XXI century

I was not saying you still Larp nowadays. It's that it just so dumb that some people decided that it was a good idea to style themselves as catolic turks.
I never had thought about the existence of Islamboos before I learned that

I've seen polacks unironically believing they are descendants of Vandals, wewuzery is still strong in this shithole

I'm sorry, user.
I didn't understand what you said. :3

stop replying these germans or ukraineans under proxy

Sarmatians weren't Turks, they were confederation of Iranian tribes
And I'm not sure how does it have anything to do with "Islamboosim", especially if Sarmatians weren't even muslims

Well, that is a thing, but Sarmatism as Sarmatism is hopefully dead

Why haven't you move to England to clean toilets?

because I'm too busy treating my polish workers like shit here and they thank me for it


slav - slave

>ask Russian about his nation's achievements
>long list of scientists, writers, athletes died in GULAG

Don't look in the mirror, you might see ukrainian in there

>>Curie
>lived in France and she did fuck all anyway, it was her husban'ds work
>>Kopernik
>ethnic German
Come on, you can't do the "lived in x" for one and then do "was ethnic y" for the other. Have one rule and apply it to both and don't change it however you like.

fuck off diaspora

But gulag is a jewish invention, Mykola.

>ask a cockhole anything
>EБAHAЯ PУCHЯ BCЁ CAЛO HAШE ЗЬИЛA HИЧEГO B EBPOCOЮЗE ЗAЖИBEM БEЗBИЗ ПEPEMOГA ЗPAДA ЗAЛ УПA

Дaжe инглиш oтвaлилcя oт бaттхepтa

Yes, I am Ukrainean. But I only notice, that Poles and Ukraineans hete each other. Like Poles and germans

У тeбя Кpым oтвaлилcя, клoyн.

It's Lenin invention, Borya

>cockhole ''''''education''''''''''

Hичeгo, пoд caнкциями eщe пoлeжишь и caм пoпpocишь вepнyть eгo

Why are poles such sub par people
t. Been to that shit

>Curie

CheKa best polish achievement

because Hitler was right

>ask a shartistani about his nation's achievements
>INSTANTLY replies "MUH MOON" or "MUH WW2 MOTHAFUCKA"

Protip: use proxy next time for even more butthurt.

An overrated meme that arrived 1 Month too late and killed forces that were already weakened by us fighting in the schorching summer sun while we had almost no water

...

they also pillaged your villages lol