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*farts*

sprawl is caused by not internalising the costs of traffic and pollution that sprawl creates

fuck off chink

lads

*aggressively smells*

hmm

ah yes the job centre is not a safety net and it should have the highest possible throughput and anyone who says otherwise is an evil scrounger stealing MY OWN MONEY

I guess it will work
I can't imagine Football Manager requires a £2000 computer to run

Sup

sprawl was subsidised in north america massively

He don't save Nicky!
Fuck this lad

all this for a measly £56 a week

POLAND, WHERE ARE YOU

the unemployment office people here dont crack the whip in making you search for a job, but they cut you off after a set period of time

Danes are god awful pricks

Haven't been signed on since 2012, it was a piece of piss to game the system them, I guess it's harder now.

bruh...

God damn people on /brit/ are edgy as fuck

>heh can't find work? Well then you can just DIE, heh nuttin personnel kidd

TIGERS
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indeed

yeah
you have to do 35 hours of job searching per week and document all of it
was a proper ballache when I tried signing on and I just fucked it off because it wasn't a good use of my time

More like bizarre

heh can't find work? Well then you can just DIE, heh nuttin personnel kiddo

dont care

t. Reddit’s first day on brit

Why didn't you just get on the sick?

Users who spam haitian here belong on reddit

morning

How can they prove that you haven’t been job searching for 35 hours a week?

Literally just write down “applied to job x” a load of times

rorke's off his meds again lads

here they just have lots of bizarre methods of trying to get you off benefits.

to them they're equally motivated for you to just sign off benefits as they are for you to get a job and this where the problem lies.

they do things meant to frustrate and annoy job seekers to such an extent they will just sign off. alternatively they create random and arbitrary things to be punished for and cut benefits for them.

This might be ok for genuine scroungers, but it gets applied to people who genuinely want to work who have just lost their jobs and i feel the majority of the job centre are actually people who want jobs.

>the state is bad unless theyre breaking hobos kneecaps or enforcing intellectual property law mmmkay
the bespectacled weasel never fails to impress

because I'm not sick and didn't really need the money
see I mistakenly went to the job centre because I figured they'd actually help me get a job

disgusting

hi this is katie from katie loves classic books

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Lol

you have to document things in detail now

thats what you do and that's what they give you money for.

but if you don't get enough evidence of getting like interviews or whatever they start to clamp down on you.

this can take the form of making you go to Assessment Centres for jobs at Clark's or M&S.

then it takes the form of trying to encourage you voluntarily to do unpaid work

then it takes the form of mandatory lectures at the job centre on how to write a CV or cover letter and how to dress appropriately for an interview

then it becomes daily sign ins.

then it becomes 40 hours a week spent applying for jobs at the job centre's computers.

got a job and i fuckin hate it, wish i was neet again

anyone got any clarky cat

is it like?
>8:30 - 10:00 browsed Indeed and applied for jobs X, Y, Z, A, B
>10:00-10:05 made a cuppa
>10:10-13:00 went to town and handed my CV to C, D, E

Just gonna gamble all my dole money on bitcoin. I'll probably lose it all but there might be a slim chance I get rich and I don't really see it as my money anyway

the job centre should help people get the job that they want to do

it's a lot more in-depth and anal than that

Just because you have no friends on facebook and thus spend so much time here you recognize me when I haven't been a regular here for 2 years doesn't I should pay the price.. so stop nagging me

I hope you have no rain and only sunshine!

did a masters
>>Can't get a job
>That's all on you buddy


I could get a job, i ended up with 3 different job offers after 2.5 months. in fact i even got job offers from jobs i applied for in september (after my masters was done) after i had started working in february.

you can't just walk in and say look at my degree where is my job. it takes a while even if you're the preferred candidate.

What job did you get mate?

sounds grim

tripfags are cancer

Imagine spending 40 hours a week at the job centre would genuinely rather get arse cancer

Choon.

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that's how i did it.

i also would log stuff like
'rearranged my CV for X job'
'wrote a cover letter for A'
'practiced assessment centre for Y job'
'searched Z website but none were in my home town'

I did the maths
you could shut down every single job centre and fire everyone, and then you could afford to give out a universal income of £250 per month to everyone

Picked up my shirt and a spider crawled out of it and down my trousers that were hanging nearby before disappearing in the dark. Gonna have to burn the house down fs

removalist

would immediately start only working 4 days a week lol

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>Watch Out, Airlines. High Speed Rail Now Rivals Flying on Key Routes

BASED
yanks showing the way forward

Why would anyone pay to go up the Shard

the view is dire, that part of london is hideous

Oh fuck. I couldn't do that.

the plane's engines look like tits

London isn't particularly aesthetic from up on high.

its on the street level where it looks interesting.

anyone else smell that?

whoever smelt it dealt it

sorry lad ill put a towel under my door

If I showed up at your house and started smashing the life out of your mum loudly in the room next door I’d bet my life savings you would just sit quietly on your computer and wouldn’t say or do anything

soz
*pulls foreskin back over bell-end*

in love with the pornstar gia paige, she's gorgeous

well if my mum died I'd inherit her shit

Actually looking forward to toil on Wednesday to get away from this place.

my mum isnt a turboslag, but if she were and this hypothetical were to occur, why would i whiteknight on behalf of her?

lad look at THIS meme

danes are cancer

bake him away toys

reading about the Black Army of Hungary

really quite interesting
one of the first European adopters of firearms
a professional mercenary army, and the only standing army in Europe other than Louis XI of France's

Didn’t say my cock was big enough to kill her lad but I’ll take the compliment cheers

put your trip back on haitianus

...

ALL THEM OTHER NIGGAS LAME AND YOU KNOW IT NOW
WHEN A REAL NIGGA HOLD YOU DOWN YOU SUPPOSED TO DROWN

FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN
HE REMAINS AN ENGLIIiIIiIiIiSHMAN.

imagine actually putting that shit into your veins, doesn't look clean enough to even touch let alone ingest or fucking inject

i remember a certain british bitch called paige, i used to sent shopped pics of her getting blacked to her mum

...

like older women

think i saw a dating website when i had to google something on my mum's phone whislt she was driving.

not sure i really care though, because like i dont live at home nor does my brother so my parents can do whatever they like.

patrician choice

like younger women

marxism is based on pseudo-scientific bullshit

...

bought a jacket off grailed

Did you mean “for he himself has said IT” ?

Shocking and pretty embarrassing

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somewhat agree with this post.

it bugs me how seriously dialectics is taken, mind you I'm not very knowledged on the topic.

by my age my parents had 2 kids and were well into paying off the mortgage

i'm a virgin and still live at home ahahahaha

Shut up you child noncing loser

what should i eat today?

my arse

what's grailed? :]

my parents were literally dossing about at my age and i'm a non-virgin with a prestigious job living in the big city.