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natsuky

recaptcha is for gays

Sasuke

Yuri

Beat you by a mere fraction of second

H-how do I get to these settings?

just had a shower and some muesli

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On the settings frame desu

Click the settings button dum dum

i hope you can pronounce the word müsli right

on the top right and bottom right of the screen

Nice buddy, feeling fresh?

not too bad
my face is a bit dry though

WHICH ONE DO I CLIIIICK

Apply some moisturiser desu
A girl-boy doesn't want a dry face.

You guys shave or let your beard grow?

All the v1 checkboxes.

All of the recaptcha v1

Did you install extra-flags?

Depends, at the moment I've been clean shaven.
Sometimes I grow it out.

No desu
It's just that everyone here is a girl-boy! Especially you.

Same for me. I can let it grow for months and then shave every other day

>Apply some moisturiser desu
I don't have any I don't think
I use a facial cleanser at the end of my shower which is why it's dry.

Almost certainly shave it, I only let it grow out when I'm lazy.
It looks fucking awful.

I let it grow up to the past month but now I shave it strangely

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Please dont overload karen aussies brain

IT WORKED!
I LOVE ALL OF YOU RIGHT NOW!

It's hard not to considering he only has 20IQ's

both

Use Tomorrow theme et voilà

I'll hug you until all twenty IQs are squeezed out of you

r00d

Soy milk is disgusting
Regular milk is Masterrace

N-no desu :3
mfw

>Almost certainly shave it, I only let it grow out when I'm lazy.
I understand, I'm lazy too

Perfidious post

Do you have full beard or only neckbeard?

Bullying the youngest, I'm disappointed
same here

Never tasted soy milk, don't think I'm missing out on much.

pretty sure I'm the youngest in this general desu

It's a shame because I end up looking like some neck beard if I skip a day of shaving.
I always shave before doing anything remotely important to not look like human garbage.

But also true
It's not a case that you are all sexy twinky chinky softy gently cutie boys

>teasing lactose intolerant asoons that much
Devilish

*squeezes me teat*
come here and try a taste lil westie

hmmm

I've only tasted it once
Never again tbqh
Can't even finish the glass

I'm 19 desu. How old are you?
St-stop making be blush. You're very very wrong.

>says the sexy twinky softy gently cutie boy with PINK HAIR

full beard, what about you?
my bad then, I thought the sissy aussie was

18 desu, my eighteenth birthday was late last november.

*nostalgia of the old web*

They could always stop drinking milk, don't you think?

I don't wanna go into my twenties desu. I wanna stay here with you!
Y-you're not talking about me right mon ami desu?

Do you lactate soy milk do you?
I'll have a little sample then.
Poor little thing.

Is it because if you grow into your twenties your IQ will be lower than your age?

I need to get up to buy bread, but my bed keeps me back
im sure thats a plot of the jews to keep my genius contained

Like normal beard I think (although It stop growing at 5mm)
It's easy to shave

tfw
Don't let (((them))) keep you down desu. Please go buy bread so you don't starve :3

:3

Ok. I am back.

>Pink hair
Do you have a fetish or something?

I w-was just kidding desu!

No problem desu :3
Welcome desu!
Do YOU have a fetish?
It hurt my heart desu.

You have pink hair and it's your most conspicuous sissy feature!

*heals your heart*

Thanks desu.

I change my fetishes over time desu

>

Yes, pink boy?

I feel like I've been declaring my love for westie a bit too often...
but I want to do it again

I-I think you're gonna need to do a bit more than that desu :3
Npnp
I want a qt to shave me in the shower desu.

heck off.
westy is mine

A guy with pink boy in real life would be disgusting
And it might be super narcisistic to say this but I like my face the way it is

>Y-you're not talking about me right mon ami desu?
Of course not, my friend
>It's easy to shave
Lucky you, I can sometimes spend 1 hour shaving

I'm up for that all the time~
*kneels between your legs cheekily*

Of course, you have a cute feminine Astolfo face.

I LOVE AYANO

Oh no!

You can do it every night.
It's nice to feel loved.
Love you.

OwO thank you desu.
Wh-what do you think you're doing desu?
AYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAYAYA

*unzips your pants with my mouth*
What do you think?

What a gay statemen

I'm a girl so I can't be gay.

>OwO thank you desu.

I LOVE SISTINE

Um, uh, uh, I-I don't know w-w-what to d-do. I-I can't m-m-move my body r-right now.
Y-yeah.

You love the sistine chapel in Florence?
Me too :3

*licks your briefs*
You're such a submissive boi.

Rome not Florence

You are a boy!
Truth hurts but nonetheless truth

I-Italy? K-Kiwi? S-someone save me m-my body is all fr-frozen up from fright.

I'm a girl, and I'm more of a girl than you'll ever hope you'll be, you pink-haired boy toy slut.

Now that we know who's the youngest here. Who's the oldest?

*slips your little peen out from your briefs*
Hmm...

The kiwi who's 26 probably

OI SINGA
Ya better dont touch karen aussi. Hes reaerved for karen

Of course, such a small peen doesn't deserve my tongue.

You :3

>Hope
Nah I'm happy with my body

>The kiwi who's 26 probably
Nobody older than that?
I'm only 22, just like you

I'm 19 desu.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO NO NO
L-love you desu. Singa was trying t-to molest me!

IT'S NOT SMALL AAAAAAAH
Is 17cm small? I hope it isn't.

Which month?

Hmm, I guess you like it in the arse because you're a pink-haired boy who has a cute pink prostate. You probably also like your cute dick played with when you're pounded from behind.

Of course since I'm a girl I prefer it in my pussy desu.

>I'm 19 desu.
I know sissy Aussie, I know. Singa is the youngest here
July

BTW Singa, do all Singaporeans are conscripted at 18 or is there anyway to push it back?

>self-reported ween statistics
totally believable aha