SUperman Coming of the Supermen #6 STORYTIME

Why did nobody storytime this gem yet?!?!

Are you going to do it?

If OP ain't gonna do it

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Was just about to do the same thing.

the insanity melted my mind

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LET'S DO THIS! PINNACLE OF THE MEDIUM!

what the fuck

it's like i'm watching a saturday morning cartoon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Luthor dodging the Omega Sanction
This comic is already great.

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THIS MAKES SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS LOOK LIKE PRISON RAPE

YOU WILL NEVER BE READY

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Challenge accepted darkbitch.

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PINNACLE OF THE MEDIUM!

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Someone needs to storytime Skateman #1. You haven't experienced comics until you've read Skateman #1.

does this make more sense if you read the first 5 issues

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What the fuck is going on?

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lol

what

what the hell

>oops, I crushed the cosmic cube

It never makes sense. But issue #5 is one of the best single issues of the year so definitely read the other issues.

That last panel is meme worthy

rip

>does this make (...) sense

no

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FINISH THE FUCKING STORYTIME!

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I feel like I'm losing my mind reading this

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I'M LITERALLY LAUGHING LIKE LEX RIGHT NOW

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

The

End

Wait. What? Fuck. What?
>multiple unexplained Luthors
>haha my cube took all your science!
>Luther says what about this? And the cube just explodes for no shown or explained reason
>superman crushe's the cube by hand making it pointless
>orion was a dog the whole time
>now he's a bigger dog?
>DID SUPERMAN JUST PROLAPSE THE BOOMTUBE
>is a BOOMTUBE a physical contruct, like a pvc pipe. I always thought they were portals
What the Fuck is happening

literally card crusher

What did I just read?

No it was Highfather who was the small dog, and then he became a bigger dog for them.

And let's not forget that the dog still appears in the third/fourth panel of , even though Izaya is in humanoid form.

>kid was wandering through a warzone
>is actually Highfather's grandson
>because reasons
my head is so full of fuck

What

>the last piece of spoken dialogue in this comic is "Go Go Power Rangers"

I meant highfather, not orion, my bad

>RREEEEEEEEE

>go go power rangers
I have no idea what I just read but sides are nowhere to be seen.

>JUST

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shit looks like ancient Japanese art or something.

MIND

FUCKING

BLOWING

so... who the fuck was El?

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I hear this on every Neil Adams thread, but nobody storytimes it.

>Rafiki is a newgod
This feels like a benevolent sleep-paralysis

This shit has nearly the same amount of plothole like Johns' work.
I love it

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>Supes is literally bending space and time

We did. Like a month ago. Where do you think all those crops of Lex Luthor laughing came from?

>being so mad you grew up pupils

Page two and already this shit is amazing.

You're joking, right? The cartoons were far more mature.

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i pray to god Neal does Wonder Woman next

WW or GL would be good

Why do they keep letting this guy write stuff?

Because it's more entertaining than a lot of Marvel and DC stuff nowadays

Why not

>SEAL_pasta.txt

The Human thing actually makes sense in the Post-Infinite Crisis continuity when it revealed that all life originated from earth, instead of Oa (according to some sources)

So Darkseid grew up playing Mortal Kombat as well?

I know you guys like this shit writing/art because you never PAY for it, but as a reader who pays for everything he reads, I find this """"""comic"""""" offensively bad. No plot, no story, just all the bullshit an asshole could throw at the whole in no time, and here it is, still hot from the bakery. It's... depressing actually

wall*, not whole. Sorry (I'm tired tonight)

>Answers
Somehow, I doubt that

This was...something hahaha

I think Highfather may just have possessed the dog, but since it's Neil, it's unlikely.

This shit is gold, at this point I think Adams is perfectly conscious of people just reading this for the insanity.

>Go go power rangers
I laughed five minutes straight for that.

I don't know what to think about this anymore.

>Based Neil Adams delivers again.
How can one man be so based, Sup Forums?

Then why doesn't Sup Forums like Bendis?

I think that everything is an hallucination.

Including us.

Because doesn't read comics and responds only in memes and buzzwords.

God. IIRC, "El" means "God" in some obscure Middle Eastern dialect.

i dont know what the fuck i just read but is always great to read it here

Arameic (or however it's spelled)? Michael, Samael, Rafael, Gabriel all end with "el" and mean "Who is like God", "Venom of God", "God heals" and so on.

This shit is so amazing!

What the hell is going on?! Why is this so cool?!

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why is he cross-eyed?

DRAGON DOG?

Falcor?

Luthor, Superman investigating Darkseid on his slip-up is the best thing I've read today.

Someone should crop out that Superman "What did you say?" as a reaction pic