ALEXANDER JAHANS GOES FULL SCHIZO

He finally cracked, Sup Forums, you won't fucking believe this one

>(first ten minutes is best)
youtube.com/watch?v=Gs85gL46wPA

Where were you when the eternal betacuck went mental?

ALSO JAHANS THREAD!!!

JUST

K U K UP

MY SHIT

I cannot masturbate to this video. What purpose does it serve!? Surely not the ooey gooey goodness of an ejaculated penis!

Here's a picture of a deck.

DON'T LET JAHANS SLIDE THIS THREAD M8'S

He endorsed drumpf he isn't a meme anymore

DEGENER8 MTHRFKKR

Watch his latest 7 minute vid he revoked his Trump endorsement. HE'S OUR ETERNAL FOE AGAIN

JAHANS BUMPALOOZAA!

Don't let the KING of Sup Forums slip.

BUMP

This is a whole lot of samefag. Here's a sympathy poke.

First of all. No one gives a shit about this guy and the fact that you watch his shit shows that you're a faggot degenerate, the faggot himself, or one his faggy friends trying to gain views from Sup Forums.
This guy is irrelevant and has no userbase except for you faggots constantly trying to make him relevant.


Forced meme trying to siphon some attention.

Fuck off Alex and friends. We don't give a shit. Stop coming back here with your

>lel look what an irrelevant cuckold did now
>please give me some attention, plz
>im everything you hate, y dont u pay attention to me


It's fucking obvious.


Post a thread when this faggot offs himself.

B U M P for this heroic leftist G O D

this is same-straighting. Big difference

Wrong! lel

Lots of people love Jahans and laugh ourselves silly at him all the time.

I feel for this kid, I really do.

He's the end result of growing up with the mindset that many of the rest of us grew up with, the reasoning that life will turn out exactly as you expect. Like things will just magically regulate themselves.

So, when life did not go as planned, he shuts himself away in his room, escaping into the world wide web because why the fuck not?

The low t-levels obviously don't help his predicament, but Gordo, I get it, I really do. But you need to get out of this before you sink further. It's hard, I know, but you need to pull through. The current trajectory will only add more misery.

You cannot live like this forever man. Take it from someone else currently trying to unfuck his shit.

Which is why you're the only one in this thread trying to make him relevant.

I don't even feel pity for you. I feel disgust.

he's really losing it this time. How long until he kills himself at this point?

His problems are a lot worse than just low T. He has all kinds of fucked up disorders.

I feel sorry for him, but he's fucking hilarious. Sorry lol

Wait for my Japanese and British Jahans fans to arrive, m8

He has a samurai sword in his room because it's a difficult and painful death. He admitted it in a recent AMA

they are nihilists waiting for a melt down or an hero, more image please.

He's something alright, and I don't agree with his politics.

Mainly just feel a kinship with him because am also an aspergersfag.

No.

Most of us want the best for Alex. We just think he's fucking hilarious!

STOP
SHILLING
THIS
SUBHUMAN

I heard he's running tren now, can deadlift 3xbodyweight

>This is what happens when a woman is in charge of photoshopping herself

shut up retard he's fucking hilarious and smart, just brainwashed and insane haha

manly tears?

> Nippon reporting in.
He takes his political leanings too seriously. He does not seem to be able to realize that politics like any other are able to adapt and change. Poor fella.

this is the face of sadness 2016 bar none

Jesus this hits a lot closer to my own mindset than I had feared

how old is he?

THIS

24

he still has time then, he just needs to start lifting

Anybody have any pics of his hot sister? Need to fap

CAREFUL MOTHERFUCKER

goddamn I didn't realize he's that old. I know he has some sort of hormone deficiency but I always thought he was like 16 or 17

huAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Somebody tell this fatbody to do some exercise during the day which will allow him to sleep better at night, sitting on your arse all day = bags of stored energy.

Yeah that's great.

If nobody has them, then I'll make due with something else

He didn't begin puberty until 23 lmfao. He is only going through puberty NOW because he gets monthly testosterone shots. LMFAO

doxx him and send him starting strength

His politics make me hate him, thus I don't give a fuck about his problems.

fine here you perv =p

that's all you're getting

she a cute

I can not feel sorry for people like this.
Just off yourself, it's that simple.

>a
>fugging
>leave

is he a male to female transexual?

No he's a male with a disorder that made it so he never underwent puberty

He began testosterone at 23, amazingly

it honesty makes me sick even to look at him.

he looks like something an old peasant couple from medieval times would keep in their barn and like a traveller comes to stay the night and they warn him not to go in the barn but he does and his torchlight reveals alexander gordon jahans gnashing his teeth and making those sounds thick with saliva that he calls speech

he has huge boobs though

he had more estrogen than the average woman until his shots began, due to Kallmann syndrome. It's some fucked up genetic disorder that a lot of trannies have. He's not a tranny though.

That's a nice deck.

>being impressed by a deck
Cuck!

NEETs are disgusting. Its like he knows what he has to do but his shitty liberal mindset stops him from trying. I was like him for 4 years. I got redpilled and you know what I did? I got a job in fucking construction. I forced myself to do it for months until I gained skills and learned how to make something of myself. Did it for about 5 years. I had a knack for gutters, bought a truck and a machine and now I own my own business. I'm not rich but I like what I do for the time being. Have my own house, 3 vans, a warehouse and a loving girlfriend. Saving up for a bitching Corvette. Inspire yourself you fat lazy faggot.

I suspect you've never built a deck!

the offending post lol

Y SO SRS

This guy makes me laugh. He has a whole video whining for hours about how his mom wanted him to move some boxes and wouldn't buy him Skyrim DLC to reward him for getting good boy points.

So naturally it's time for mental gymnastics that end with tax dollars buying his DLC. The floor routine goes: Socialism = greatest good for everyone, greatest good for me= DLC, therefore Socialism is good because it means DLC that enhances my life at your expense.

Guy is a lollercoaster.

>>>/oven/

literally who fucking cares

everyone else but you in this thread, bud

Post your rare Alexander Gordon Jahans.

his gangsta phase

please edit it to make a nazi

Who? You're probably him, posting for attention. Faggot.

I'm American, he's British, retard

How the fuck do these 2 share the same genes WTF?

think he's gonna stream his suicide?

...

hurr durr proxy retard, stop shilling your faggotry. sage

>multiple bags of trash on a bathroom floor
Why would he do this?

Do atheists ever consider that the reason why they're miserable is because they refuse to accept spiritual meaning into their lives? It's really depressing.

they think the concept of degeneracy is just a meme stupid racists came up with. let them burn.

His Patraeon is beautiful.

>palestine

>57 minutes
I'm not watching that.

>mfw this is the first and last one of these I'll ever watch
What a colossal genetic dead end.

Edit your videos better, Alex.

It should be obvious that most socialists are actually interested in rewarding themselves with other people's money. I had a friend that made the same argument about socialism because he liked the idea of responsible people subsidizing his lifestyle.

British AF

That's the problem with leftists, especially white leftists. They think they have to be a part of something forever, instead of being able to adapt. Those who cannot adapt eventually goes extinct.

Sup Forums is really getting to him, first he admits blacks may be more prone to crime and in his newest vid he says he was tentatively supporting Trump

we've done it Sup Forums

we've turned this innocent freak into a diehard white nationalist devoted to the white race at any cost

He's gone quackers finally.

Couldn't get past the first 5 seconds of him talking.

I feel bad for the guy tbph, you really shouldn't meme on about this

>>(first ten minutes is best)
06:00 in and this guy has really just blabbed about nothing
garbage, just being sweaty and irrelevant
just like the last video of him i watched

SAGE

if you're gonna sage, sage

you didn't sage

wtf

BUMP

Bumping for AGJ justice.

AMEN BROTHA

bump

bumpalooza

T H I C C

but it is a nice deck

az FUG

Holy shit, I literally went to school with this guy. He was in some of my classes.

He was autism as fuck back then.

hahahah tell us more tell us more

What city do you two live in?

#Woke

Unfortunately I didn't know him very well and I also have the worst memory in the world.

I only really remember him because he used to ape out from time to time and storm out of classes crying. Think I recall him getting beaten up once as well.

I doubt we live near each other but we went to Woking High School in Surrey.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mate I was at school with him too! The year below though...

From what I can properly remember from back then:

>He puked all over the staircase one day
>He got caught wanking in the toilets and tried to beat up the guy that discovered him
>He used to hang around with an angry fat ginger kid who used to fight for him while Jahans would shout shark puns from the sidelines

If I recall though, he wasn't there for y11 as he took himself out of school because of bullying.

I often see Jahans around Woking btw