How about a confession thread? We haven't had one of those in a while

How about a confession thread? We haven't had one of those in a while.

I want Riri Williams to have a penis so she can power fuck my mouth while having her big, hairy ass sweat must up the IronMan armor.

Is trolling sin?

I've been seriously considering trying to spin a Legend of Korra fanfic I started into a original work. It worked for Fifty Shades of Grey.

I may be addicted to giantess stuff. I find it harder and harder to fap to normal porn every time I look at it. It's getting out of hand.

I bough Cho comics just to fap

I'm going to Bronycon this weekend

I find that a lot of BTAS hasn't aged well. Still a fantastic show but so many episodes in the first season are hard to watch because of how campy they are. This is less of a problem in later seasons but even then it still comes through especially in Dick

i dont even like cartoons or comics that much (more into anime and manga) but i come to Sup Forums because the discussion is such high quality.

enjoy, are you cosplaying?

Do it, it's what I've been telling people forever. Prove the theory works, I'm of the belief with standards at an all time low across the genre and age board there is almost no idea in this day and age that can't sell with the right presentation.

If you key onto the things that LoK got wrong, right and left hanging you should have yourself a juicy bit of premade bait to grab the school of guppies they kept hooked so long. It will all pay off once you see that movie deal money.

I think Slott isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. The only issue is that he's been on the book for so long that his writing has gotten stale and annoying.

I proposed the idea of turning Teen Cyclops into a trans through magical girl powers and then blamed Trans Phoenix

Yes, as Dan from Dan Vs.

I'm writing a fanfic that will contain smut and hand holding

youre dead to me.

why is that show even popular?

I don't actually read or even like comics. I love cartoons, though.

Wait, it's the Dan Vs. that does that, not the pony faggotry? What's your malfunction?

Is it gay, link

I have enormous collections of Marvel and DC comics.

...but when it comes down to it, I never actually read anything except Image books.

horse cartoon is/was unironically good, fandom aside. dan vs was never good

Have you considered taking a break from the meat whacking?

I planned to write a bunch of SU fanfics that are connected to each other. They would be pretty dark. For example, here's the plot for the first fic. The fight in Super Watermleon Island would be different such as Alexandrite getting her side cut by an arrowhead and bleeding, and Malachite stabbing her arm with an ice shard as she's about to cut Alexandrite's throat. Then after Malachite defuses, Jasper runs into the jungle and discovers she has a diamond communicator. She contacts the homeworld and ends up speaking with Blue Diamond because Yellow isn't available. Upon seeing the Gems, Blue Diamond squeezes a wine glass so hard that it shatters in her hand. She then sends soldiers to Earth to rescue Jasper and kill the gems

It gets worse. When the soldiers arrive, they start hunting the Gems. Lapis fights back and graphically murders most of them. For example, one soldier gets held in the air and gets cut in half. And then when there's only a few left, Lapis snaps Jasper's spine in half. It is just insane that I thought about making this.

Well I only got a tenth into it but it got I think plenty of interest. Hopefully the changes won't kill the appeal.

...

I've never been to Sup Forums, but I still routinely talk about politics on Sup Forums and occasionally cause thread derailments because of it.

I mean, don't see how that would help. My main issue is trying to get aroused when watching normal porn again.

I masterbate to futa porn and still have act like it's not gay

I have been in some of those threads........

I get some enjoyment out of modern Simpson episodes. I can have a laugh hearing the voices, and some of the jokes are funny, although shallow. Unless they push politics through Lisa, of course.

It might help because you're desensitized to the normal shit. Step away from the porn for a bit and eventually new normal shit will come by in a treasure trove that you can enjoy fully.

Trust me, it happens to me sometimes.

How do you justify it, user?

I'm reading Kate Leth's Vampirella just to see the lost potential in her concepts. In fact, I like reading bad comics because I want to write someday.

I want to write a crossover event involving Stardust the space wizard being a justice god gone mad and writers have to keep creating stories so he doesn't escape his prison.

what episodes?

Extreme denial, so much denial

user, you're a real hero.

I'm what this place considers a tumblr SJW. my tumblr friends don't know I browse Sup Forums and Sup Forums is the only place on Sup Forums I can stand, even though I only post in the drawthreads/webcomic/work on your art threads. I also like Sup Forums because if I see a stupid post I can just reply to it in the dumbest way possible and no one will ever know

[spoilers]I was the one who created the thread which had the quads for cyclops was right.[/spoilers]

[spoilers]I also am writing the script to a graphic novel and hope to be done within the next two months and I know I'll share it Sup Forums and never publish it[/spoilers]

Futa isnt gay i think

I have no way to make sense of that though so i avoid it ever since the last time i beat off to it

[Spoiler]I fear what i dont understand[/spoiler]

I can't think of any episodes off the top of my head because I randomly catch them on tv. From the past 6 years, the Madi Gras one where Ned becomes their landlord.

I write tons of stories on my spare time, none of which I've ever finished. I never have the balls to actually post my shit online though, most of the time it ends up deleted never to be seen by anyone but me.

Let's see i may ha e jacked off in a public bathroom once to futa porn so yeah there's that

It'll probably make more sense if you elaborate what makes it so beat-off worthy.

>Let's see i may have jacked off in a public bathroom

I mean, who hasn't?

>Sup Forums is the only place on Sup Forums I can stand
Are you legitimately autistic? Can you not stand it when people hurt your feefees?

so? bathrooms are just for expulsion.

i used to masturbate at school and just cum on the bathroom floor.

I mean, I aint judging you because of the thread we're in, but I'm watching you. Always watching.

How could you get it up I had trouble enough where I did it?

Sick spoilers brah, try ctrl+s next time
Like this

You're somewhat biexual, it's okay and it never has to means you want to fuck an actual man. Accept that you're a little off, then go right back to your horsecocked super girls making bat ladies pregnant or whatever the fuck.

It's okay user. Just be happy.

If anything becoming a story about a regular, rich, adult human sadist instead of a glittery vampire teen appealed to a wider audience.

Yes. There is a special place in hell for those who find amusement in lying to others to get them mad.

I rarely buy comics, i download scans illegally.

Is it the throne?

I worked on the PPG reboot as an intern. Forgive me.

Tell us every little juicy detail.

i guess i could just go on demand. i used to whip out the furry porn or whatever as well.

The white hot, spiked, iron cock jackhammer throne? Yes.

ctrl+s like this? / ctrl+s

Well eh.. Iunno. I really dont. Im attracted to girls exclusively, and i really havent seen enough futa porn to form any sort of consensus.

And of course, as im typing that out, comes out and hits a certain fear nail right on the head. Fuck.

Heres a confession: when i get high my nerve endings feel different. And i experiment with rectal stimulation while masturbating. Which honestly sounds like im using a lot of sciency terms to spell out "im fucking gay lol".

Nope, completely heterosexual.

Well if it's my throne I can force people to sit on it.

You're a smart ass, I like you.

I don't even read comics or watch cartoons much nowadays; I'm only here because it's kinda fun to watch you guys go at each other.

Odd, don't see that anywhere in the charter. Someone from infernal affairs will be over to handle the matter. Leave the lights off and your door just a creak open to let them in.
I suggest clearing your schedule.

True but I won't be dialing down any fantasy aspects, just changing some of them and adding a few. Also a few secret societies and conspiracies because that shit is like crack for me.

For example, in the fanfic Asami was apart of a globalist conspiracy secretly funding terrorist groups around the world so that the United Republic of Nations could invade to "help The Avatar maintain balance". Their ultimate goal was to stereotypically take over the world and bring peace through mass cultural assimilation/removal.

I spent 200 dollars on a Hot Toys Black Widow figure just to jerk off on it

That's sort of a common consensus in my experience. Even Beyond wasn't exempt.

Me too. I rush over everytime something like the new black womyn Iron Man happens.

Hell knows what i like

I'm in the process of writing and drawing a webcomic about a transsexual superhero.

How'd it go?
was it worth it?

Wait wait...So let me get the straight....The devil is evil, right?

No it's where you wake up and think your in heaven and then watch as everything you value or like gets destroyed and decimated and everyone gets to laugh at you getting madder and madder as you have no idea what's happening.

So business as usual.

You can go through specifics with a representative who will be more than happy to clear up any confusion.

I'll need you to describe what you felt like when you posted this, because I would like to know what the sensation of being completely, totally, and objectively wrong feels like.

I fucking hate MCU Black Widow, but I love to do smut RP with MCUfags on Shamchat because they're usually kinky and will get onto tinychat and show tits

Sexuality isn't one side or the other. It's more of a collection of fetishes at this point. Like, is it masculine or feminine to get off on floor tiles? Futa just has a titty fetish and a dick fetish.

But the thing is, if he's evil. And trolling is considered evil. And he wants more evil in the world...Should I not be rewarded?

I try to be a good person and follower of our lord and savior, but i'm filled with intense hatred for many if not most of my fellow human beings. The incessant stupidity that surrounds me drives me to madness, and i can bear only so many insults and outrages before turning the other cheek becomes impossible. What do i do Father? The urge to smash has become nigh unbearable, but i know surely you must know a way to overcome the temptation.

Spider-Man TAS >>> Spectacular Spider-Man.

I just fucking hate the cartoony Ramosy art style of Spectacular.

Just fap. A lot. The loss of testosterone from it all will calm you into a good beta.

I really have to take a piss and I'm on the freeway from Arizona to SoCal and my friend won't pull over

I agree, Spectacular was still good though, TAS was just better despite it's flaws. Also, highschool Pete gets boring after a while.

What you fail to comprehend is that the devil isn't in charge in Hell. He was banished there, it's his prison, he's an inmate as well. You get sent to hell by God and his Angels, who sent him there, and they sent you there because you have angered Him. Doesn't matter if the Devil thinks your pretty awesome, just means he won't shank you in the yard, your still going to get beat on by the guards.

Are you sure you wanna smash them. Or do you wanna "Smash" them?

I think Kate leth was right in her periods and boners comic

Shame about the rest of her work

So would the Devil be chill with jamming out or some shit? Let's turn hell into a hell of a party. It will be most excellent!

What

Smash, never "smash". I'm a violent and sinful man, and i will never deny that, but i'm no rapist.

you heard me

Actually hell for a troll is just you getting to sit in front of mirror for eternity. Looking at your pathetic self should be hell enough.

It was okay. It didn't have nipples but the skin was surprisingly realistic. I got sick of looking at it and sold it on eBay a few months later.

Teach me your ways, master

I want to shed this mortal coil and live at the park with Mordecai and Rigby.

My friends ask me about comic book things because they think I'm an expert.
>I really only read the lores and never buy comic books because the volumes are too expensive and I wouldn't know what to do with comic issues.

Remember that very first brony meetup in Portland? I was there, I'm not in the picture.

>I'm a violent and sinful man, but i'm no rapist.
Have you considered there may be a correlation?

How was it?

Sometimes I hope something terrible happens to faggots who spam shit like "what did he mean by this", "capekino" and other shitty memes.
I'm surprised this shit kind of insufferable shitposting does not require an autoban.

I lost both my legs in Afghanistan and everyone thinks professor X is my favorite superhero. Or Daredevil because I think blind is the closest thing to crippled for them. Either way I constantly hear it at shops or cons. Even my friends. I've gotten things related to either as gifts. I don't want to seem rude so I just smile and y-you too.

The Netflix series has made this hell.