Brazil BTFO

>yfw Brazil's national treasure was FREEDOMED by the Big American Cock

How's it feel to get KEKED, jungle monkeys?

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>Brazil's national treasure is a German

St. Tom.

>tfw the only famous Brazilian who is not a favela monkey is with the BAC

possibly the only guy I know of who was homely as a kid and a teenager and really gorgeous as an adult

>only famous brazilians
well, we still have legendary football players that are famous everywhere in the world except in the united states, since you guys dont like football.

>since you guys dont like football.
soccer*
This is an American website in which we speak American. Nobody wants to hear your bizarre nonsensical foreign names for things.

She is German.

BLEACHED

White Brazilian is with a White man, shock horror.

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>american
You really need some anglo spanking. Where's England?

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>Brazilian is no longer a nationality
>JFK was not American, he was Irish

If your eggs look like an American football, that might be a good explanation as to why you are so stupid.

Adriana Lima is superior Brazilian waifu.

She's also an objective 10/10 and if you don't find her attractive, there's a 110% chance you're probably gay.

Lubing up it's asshole to be FREEDOMED by big American cock.

got blacked by Lenny Kravitz

Thanks best ally.

She was a virgin until 27. So no.

"About her ethnicity, Lima stated that she is of Indigenous, Swiss, African, Japanese and West Indian ancestry."

>not a jungle monkey

I'm enjoying summer too newfriends.

"american women"

Some of us do, the sport has really grown the last 10 years.

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Some race mixes work.

I mean she's the 1 in a million exception but they sometimes turn out great.

>le America cares about soccer meme

America doesn't give a shit about some Brazilian junglemonkey that can kick a ball.

>makes a stupid post
>gets called out
>heh lul ur a summerfag

Literally kill yourself.

>a woman who's 5'10 wants to date a man taller than her
In other news, the sky is blue.

We only exist to export everything that is good because is wrong put shit and chocolate on the same package. This always been this way here.

Is there anybody alive who embodies the american dream more than Tommy Terrific?

She's not a 10, but obviously she is attractive

literally the meme is older than you literally are, literal friend.

t'least she was not blacked and will have beautiful baby models who will be fappable

Yeah, right.
"Above the studded white-patent-leather headboard over Kravitz's bed is another memento that could only belong to the man of the house: a framed black-and-white portrait by the photographer Mark Seliger of a nude Kravitz intertwined with his also-nude fiancée, the Brazilian model Adriana Lima -- whom you may recognize from the Victoria's Secret catalog. "

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Kurwa/10!