How many 6/10 qt's will this guy fuck at the Olympics now?
>90% of women's vaginas on Earth are moist from this guy.
Tonga Flag Bearer
I think you're gay dude
Yeah is OP gay?
And most Tongans are fat as fuck as well.
Is body oil part of Tongan traditional dress?
fuck off leef
None, he's only going to get prime 9-10/10 Olympic pussy
He looks like a male stripper.
Homo here.
Dude looks freaky. He's got "sad nipple syndrome".
Women have such bad taste in dudes.
Man you guys are gay.
They didn't tell them about Zika did they?
It's part of getting heaps of hot chicks to fuck you.
>sad nipple syndrome
They make me happy, though.
Why is he so shiny?
That's like a 2/10 here
aha this thread was to get this flag to post, nice job OP
Hes not even being retweeted that much. Fuck off cuck.
PROVE IT
His body is not even that impressive, there are tons of guys at my gym who look bigger and more ripped than him
Watch out bro, if twitter is anythign to go by, travel agents around the world are being inundated with 4/10 western women trying to fly to Tonga.
> bigger and more ripped
> thinking that's what girls want.
This guy is perfect.
>Not too big
>charming smile
>black enough to upset their father, but white enough to have them feel safe
It's damn juicy how much this is being pushed on twitter but if it was an oily women you all know what would be happening.
Mosquito repellent oil.
Is he half-white? Probably explains why he's hot. Most Tongans that I see are fat
>6/10 qt's
That was my strategy in college. I racked up some numbers quantitatively. Qualitatively however, that's another story. I had standards, but I was realistic as well.
Yeah, but they weren't slathered in baby oil at the olympics.
> men are too manly, we need feminism to shut them down
> no good men left, they are all effeminate worthless wusses
> look at this hunk of a man, I'm moving to Tonga!
Western women in a nutshell
RARE FLEG YES
What would happen? Guys don't fawn over women on Twitter, they go out and get them.
>Taufatofua was born in Australia,[1] but was raised in Tonga. He attended Tonga Side School and then Tonga High School. He is half Tongan, the other half remains unknown.[2]
He's hot
Should've replied to that kike with #openborders4israel and #jewishdiversity
I dont know how to tell you, user.
But he may not be interested in girls that much.
i hope you are proud you live in the niggerest country in the world
Jezebel & Huffington post would be getting ad views because of soggy knees
but then I would out my Jew account...
I don't find that guy attractive.
Seems like a white womens ideal type 'Tall, dark and handsome' it's just evolution since society is becoming more mixed anyway.
How do I choose-my-own-proxy?
>> bigger and more ripped
>> thinking that's what girls want.
this
as a gay man I laugh at straight men who have no idea what is aesthetic in a male
muh big MUSCLESESES muh zero BODY FATT
muh TATS muh squinty-eyed EXPRESSIONNS
>Female fetish
forgot
muh GIANT PENIS ("how can X compete?")
this is a parody account
Woah there, it sounds like you don't know how to decode a woman's bullshit
>men are too manly, we need feminism to shut them down
That one guy I never met and may or may not be real was a jerk, I want to avoid the possibility of running into someone like him
>no good men left, they are all effeminate worthless wusses
None of the hot guys want to fuck me anymore
>look at this hunk of a man, I'm moving to Tonga!
If I say what everyone is thinking then I'll get lots of likes on social media
Let's just be honest..he's hotter than 98% of white supremacists here
>homos in my Sup Forums
I'm sure many other athletes are way more ripped
This is now Pita Love Thread
Do you even lift?
teach me the ways of the force, gay one.
Lmao at any darkie who actually believes tall, dark and handsome means brown skin
Bitches love anything if they're on TV
...
He's a lanklet but he still looks small for an islander.
I don't know. Not my type tho. I don't even look twice at guys unless they are a bit older.
You guys don't realize your value as a potential mate only goes up with time. Unfortunately for us, our value decreases over time.
>300 total women tweet about him
>it's a worldwide phenomenon, white girls love racemixing!!!
Hates this meme.
I get hit on by exclusively gays and black chicks. Not what I'd fantasized about back as a 16 year old lifting plastic weights in my boys garage
t. Roidmonkey
>Do you even lift?
No. I play sports. That's all you need.
That was always jews and their lesbian puppets.
This is now Tonga Love Thread
Look at that smile! He's in the zone!
Well I'm gay and I get hit on exclusively by straight women.
>muh feelz
im pretty sure all the male athletes are ripped, he's just the only one who was out there oiling his ass up
I think the real question is, does this man know the Tongan Death Grip?
Uh, i thought those islands were bombed by our nuclear tests.
wot
Dolph would have looked better with more body fat and less ab definition
It's all just a bit of fun you retards.
If you actually give a shit about this, end your life
>300 total women tweet about him
Not even. Most these retweets are from dudes making jokes about all the baby oil he used.
No he wouldn't, fatty.
Pretty much all islanders are nowadays. Unless they're a winger
>Seems like a white womens ideal type 'Tall, dark and handsome'
That's no more due to genetics than baby boys' rooms being painted blue.
You know that boys and girls used to wear the same white clothes until a clothier decided it would be more profitable to sell colors for boys and girls (in case someone bought prematurely and didn't return the incorrect color).
And, originally... girls wore blue and boys wore pink. It was felt that pink was too strong a color and girls needed a gentle color like blue.
Tall, dark, and handsome is the same thing — in terms of the dark part.
The only biological aspect is that because men have less fat in general their skin tones tend to be more ruddy/reddish ... less pale. Plus, since men tend to spend more time working in the sun they tend to end up more tan — especially in the past when women used to be holed up in their homes and servants did all the work.
research has shown that women prefer a higher body fat percentage than that
something like 12% as I recall
enough fat to smooth over the muscles enough to be aesthetic is hardly the same thing as being overweight
but please continue with the autistic penchant for hyperbolic spewage
>something like 12% as I recall
actually probably more like 14-15%, although I'd say it's probably more around 12% with millenials
>sad nipple syndrome
You learn things everyday on this board.
Mate I stalked his account, can't tell if he's a real life happy merchant or just a troll account.
Laga mana fi sai!
>You learn things everyday on this board.
It's a superficial manner of dismissing a person's body worthy of Seinfeld.
Reality is that that critic would bend over for that guy in a heartbeat. I guarantee it 100%.