Things you won't hear a Muslim say:

Things you won't hear a Muslim say:

god isn't real and gay is okay

Molestation is a bad thing

Ew gross, white women

I condemn the horrible attacks in France and Germany and the slaying of a Catholic priest.

"And here we have our most prized piece, a portrait of Mohammed pbuh..."

I'm a moderate Muslim, so Allah is moderately great.

"You boys get off my property"

You know? Our conquests were far worse than anything done in the crusades.

>i'll ride with you

>Dude.... holy fuck... that shroom trip was sick, why the fuck am i apart of this cult?

Worldstar

"Do you want to have sex? No? Okay have a good day"

"Islamic terrorism is bad"

>Take off that Hijab, its like 104F out.

"What's your opinion, my dear wife?"

In order to make these threads funny and yield actual funny responses, you need to have some variation on the "Things you can say about [blank] but not your girlfriend."

"She's too young"

"Maybe we shouldn't fuck this goat."

Jesus Christ is Lord

"I'm going to go on /pol

>taking your wife's opinion into account

Female reproductive rights are a very important issue.

I'll have a large pulled pork sandwich, and a Sam Adams.

Well, Shi'as would actually say that. It's Sunnis that have a complete abolition on deceptions of Muhammad: Shi'as actually think that it's okay to show images of religious figures under specific circumstances.

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