Bravo Finland

>be Finnish
>be forcefully conscripted into the army
>get sexually abused by men

So it's true, isn't it? Finnish men lose their virginity in those barracks. No wonder so many Finns on Sup Forums have a craving for cock.

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This is why women should be conscripted too

So? Almost every tupa (team of ~10 soldiers) choose a soldier as tupapilllu (housepussy). Since there is no women in army, we have to unload our sexual desires into our comrades.

>enlisted == conscripts

the one chosen must to be very lucky
I will never get that chance because military service was abolished here

god I wish that were me

>MP
everyone knows that MPs are faggots, I don't know what you're trying to prove

This. The one that gets chosen is always the weakest person. It's a good system, because it motivates the soldiers to do better.

cocks...

Got sexually harrassed yesterday lads. Girl grabbed my arse.

finnish untermensch!

sounds nice

this

How can you live with yourself?

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what do you mean?

manning the steamboats to liberate you of faggotry as I'm writing this

>tfw no cute eestiboi tupapillu

finland confirmed gayer than sweden

I crave cock on entirely other reasons that due to conscription

finland pls stopp

Technically it isn't abolished, just suspended.

Why are Finns so gay?

it's not gay
there are no women around, it's kind of like prison

If you fuck a man it's gay

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Can you not jerk off to animes like all normal people do?

what reasons?

conscripts defense forces employees are not

>i put my cock in another mans anus and ejaculated but i am not gay because i was imagining that he was a woman

jerking off to anime is far gayer than fucking a man

remember boys, if you ever have to fight the finns, do NOT get captured alive

I don't think that's possible

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it might be gay, but doing it does not make one a homosexual

>he does not fap to 2d

>sexual acts define your sexual orientation
so if someone is a virgin, they don't have a sexual orientation?

this, especially if you're a cute twink with a nice ass

Yes, it is a gay act, but it doesn't mean you are gay. Kind of like goulash is Hungarian food, but eating goulash doesn't make you Hungarian.

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>Kind of like goulash is Hungarian food, but eating goulash doesn't make you Hungarian.

user, dont ever post again

It's still gay idiot

But I think many of those reporters are women

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t. closet homosexual
i bet you would not even kiss a man because you fear you might like it

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>food analogies

preach brother

I suck a dick every month to make sure I'm not gay

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do you make them cum? because if yes, that makes the guys you suck off gay

I like these Finn vs Swede memes

that doesnt matter, as long as I don't enjoy it, im not gay

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yep
also if you're really unsure, just let someone fuck you
if you dont cum from it, you're 100% straight

i have trouble visualizing violence up there
i think everyone in the nordic countries is a beta soiboi avoidant of violent actions

we finns are very manly, the other ones are not

what did that finn post?

Homon defenssit

Even if you are surrounded by men you still shouldn't want to fuck them

>tupapillu not strapped onto a combat stool with utility straps
a tad gay 2bh, this isn't supposed to be consensual

cool starry bra

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God I wish that was me...

>we finns are very manly

this finn is Hilarious

Have Finns not discovered masturbation

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If you think of the other man as your cocksleeve it's technically still masturbation.

>touching a cock
gay ??

wow...
thanks for the information

itsehän lähinnä paijaisin :3

why masturbate, when the tupapillu is always ready for use?

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Are there many women in Finnish army?

your numbers don't add up though
if every 10-man team picks up a bitch that means one out of every ten soldiers have been abused at maximum, but the bitch ratio is double that

I have run out of Swede-Finn memes.

20% it seems

Do they get harassed sexually by finn males?

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Sexual harassment is when you look at them.

She doesn't need weapons with those teeth

This ain't real thing

We had five in our company. We also had two shower rooms with four showers each.

>mfw about 20 men per shower

(1/2)
>taking a shower late at night seems like an innocuous thing
>but those acquainted with the Finnish army know better
>with hasty movements you hurry to finish up, when you hear the outside door slam
>with wide eyes you spin around and stare at your Commander
>he's shirtless, slightly glistening from sweat. probably from a workout in the gym
>he leans against the door frame and grins, blue eyes glinting sharply in the neon lights
>you know what's coming, it has happened more than once
>but you spin around and pretend not to care about him, washing off the soap as fast as you can
>it's too late, deep down you know with a pounding heart. it was a lost cause the moment he stepped in
>you hear movement and a side glance confirms your suspicion, he's undressing
>turning off the water you hastily grab for the towel when a large hand grabs your wrist with an iron grip
>"Going somewhere?"
>"Y-yes, I have to return to the sleeping quarters, Sir"
>"What's the hurry?" he smirks cockily
>"Army regulations, Sir!" "It's almost lights out, Sir"
>"Not so fast" he says and drags you back under the shower with ease
>you go. perhaps it's best not to resist. maybe it'll be over faster
>he turns the shower back on, setting the temperature a bit warmer than your liking
>he hands you a sponge and raises an eyebrow
>with a sigh you put some shower gel on it and begin cleaning him
>it's more intimate than you care to admit.
>First the shoulders. Wide and strong. Then the back, corded with muscles. Hesitating you pause to marvel at them for a moment. Then shake your head an continue
>Biceps, pits, and hands. Chest, belly and... He's hard already.
>with as much clinicality as you can muster you clean him there too.
>then thighs, legs, feet.
>impatiently he hauls you up and turns you face towards the tiles

Cocks...
Gaysex...
Anime...

(2/3)
>you know what's coming. still, it almost short-circuits your brain when he closes in from the back and presses up against you
>it's an embrace, like you're lovers. Feels like a cosmic joke. it's nice anyway. fills your belly with warmth
>he slips his length between your wet thighs and starts slowly rocking back and forth,
>you feel teeth scraping the side of your neck, lips shooting the hurt, whispering terms of endearments not really meant to be taken seriously
>despite your unwillingness you feel yourself growing hard at his ministrations, and let out a quiet gasp you hope he hadn't heard
>thinking of it, it could be worse. he never hurt you. and if you pleased him, he made sure you were taken care of
>lots of other men weren't so kind to their... whatever you were to your Commander. boy toy? sex slave?
>a strong hand reaching forward and grabbing your girth takes you back to reality
>he takes his time, slow and tender, grip a bit on the tight side.
>you feel yourself getting close
>almost involuntarily you tighten your legs and you moan, this time, earnestly.
>it's a never ending circle of pleasure, a feedback loop that grows stronger with each minute, until you spill your seed over his hand
>and in turn you feel his, splashing on your skin
>for a moment he holds you. hands roving over you, catching his breath
>then he steps away.
>you know the drill. clean up. don't say anything to anyone. pretend like nothing happened.

(3/3)
>but unexpectedly he crowds you back to the tiles and sucks on your neck, trailing upwards until he kisses you
>warmth floods your skin, and you respond on instinct
>that's a first
>with the kiss broken he speaks
>"You are mine. You are not allowed to touch anybody else but me, do you understand?" he says with threat in his voice
>Looking down you nod "Yes Sir." not that this needed to be said. you were a virgin when you met him. still are.
>you wonder for how long
>"Go ahead and dry yourself." he says. but there's kindness in his voice "You're sleeping in my quarters tonight"
>you glance up surprised, and you see him smirking again
"Yes Sir."
>maybe this night wasn't so bad after all

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were you the house pussy during conscription?

5/5

got hard/10

never post again you degenerate

Go away you non-fag loser.

t. got a huge throbbing erection and now confused about his sexuality

The women that go to army go there to either fuck or be a "strong independent vymen". The former don't care and the latter will think even looking at them is harassment, but they leave in a month anyways.

>men dont face sexual harassment
but it is exactly in male dominated enviroments that most sexual crimes against men are commited

this

I have thoroughly enjoyed this entire exchange