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Right-Wing Death Squads edition

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Snake? Do you come in Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

grug stop eating animal flesh. grug only drink berrylent now

going to bed lads

need to be rested and prepared to kiss her tomorrow

It mattered not a jot to them (because "celebz, LOL") until all the media screamed "MILLIE DOWLER
MILLIE DOWLER
OMG, THEY HACKED A DEAD GIRL'S PHONE".
the principle completely flew by them.

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she shufifed?

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>rwds1.jpg
how many of those do you have

I read all of your posts in the voice of Stuart Varney.

So fucking ironic rorkes love using small brain wojaks.

massive fan of this image

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made a thread lads

OH DEAR OH DEAR, we must have a new mainenanceman.

Genuinely hooting at this

Do yuo kno de wae?

disregarding every post in this thread

>So fucking ironic rorkes love using small brain wojaks.

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Taking vocaroo requests lads

I read all of your posts in 1920s gangster deep New Jersey accent

what are some implicitly white things?

Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss, and just terrified in general

reckon i could annihilate every single one of you simultaneously in speed chess

BM/WF is lit

Reposting this because some FUCKHEAD made a new thread before I finished typing.

Think I’m being trolled here, yes I’m being trolled. My yank/mirror/binocular joke was very easy to understand and you’re just TROLLING ME because you saw something clever but wanted to destroy it because you never could’ve thought of such a joke in a million years, let alone the milliseconds my superior brain took to create it. Nobody is this stupid, you are TROLLS. Now say sorry.

Are you really? I can't put Irish posts to the accent to be honest. I just assume you all sound like father ted

crossing the street

success

improvise some monkey news

>BM/WF is lit

Binoculars make things physically smaller

you trolled yourself. I'm an actual idiot

well good morning
bit cold out
Irish weather
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
on my way home now from Dublin
six time dis week
in Enfield service station now
go see can I get some food
not sure what the rest of the day I'll do
just see how it goes

ey tony getta loada dis fukin guy, eh? capish?

ah yes, another whole week of toiling/commuting and pining for the weekend when I can be drunk again

this is my life now. I guess it could be worse in fairness

would you shag kelly cates?

nah ur just dumb because you did the whole set up to the joke yourself. it would have made more sense if the yank had even been talking about mirrors

I sound like a member of the House of Lords

cringe

Read the entire first page of Ulysses, please. Irish accents are the sexiest in the world :3

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you do not kno da wae

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Soy doesn't do you any harm. You'd need to consume litres of the stuff.

How to get the font like one in his screenshot?

really want to shag tony the tiger from the kellogs cornflake adverts

Is she retarded?

also taking vocaroo requests lads :3

Am I going MENTAL you f

Ah, I see. A troll. A Sup Forums troll. Again.

duh

do you kno da wae

You sound fucking terrible

shit i better stop then

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>How to get the font like one in his screenshot?

trainspotting

do u kno da fuck off to redit

d*b scum

>gif
fuck off

nah. the punchline isn't as funny if it doesn't emerge organically from the context.

please read this mate

>When the potato failed, fishermen all over Ireland pawned or sold their gear to buy meal. Woodham-Smith tells us that on January 9 1847, all the Claddagh boats ‘ were drawn up to the quay wall, stripped to the bare poles, not a sign of tackle or sail remaining...not a fish was to be had in the town, not a boat was at sea’

say this:
How long until we die?
Die from the inside out
How much is enough for us to see the light?
How much blood must be spilled?

for fuck sake
dublin accents are disgusting

yeah, when she was new to Sky Sports Centre, and when she was Dalglish.

*surreptitiously googles kelly cates*

how about we fuck on

NO POPE OF ROME

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Troll! Internet troll go be a troll elsewhere you little-willied troll

my pee smells like my cum

just answer my shitting question

BACK OF THE NET
WHAAAAAAAAY GET IT DOWN SON
COME ON ABDHUL JAYAH NIKE SMITH YES MY SON GO OOOOOON

cucktholics ruined america

Say

>don't do that they do that there don't they?

seeing my doctor tomorrow lads
looking forward to it because she's really nice and helps me a lot
going to thank her

I'll just leave this here...
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beautiful

bart im piss

there's something wrong with the internet

don't forget to tip

That irish poster sounds like a soyboy

ill give her the tip alri

virus

>BACK OF THE NET
>WHAAAAAAAAY GET IT DOWN SON
>COME ON ABDHUL JAYAH NIKE SMITH YES MY SON GO OOOOOON

civilisation

hes a dubliner to be expected

i would give you my pure 100% gaelic irish accent but im not near a mic

ENGLAND only become protestant so henry could get a divorce

learnt that in me school

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>and tie you up in the university bathroom so guys can use you and cum in you whenever they want

think I might have went too far with the dirty talk with the proto gf. She hasn't replied yet

it's true

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why does the hover-preview feature on youtube only work for some videos and not all?

going to send that to my sister

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SCOTLAND didnt though.

now she knows you're a cuck who fantasizes about other men fucking her

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Just heard one of my low-calorie runts say “I’m not near a mic” haha, the things they say.
*spins around in my office chair and takes another swig of brandy*