Right-Wing Death Squads edition
/brit/
Snake? Do you come in Snake?
Snake?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
grug stop eating animal flesh. grug only drink berrylent now
going to bed lads
need to be rested and prepared to kiss her tomorrow
It mattered not a jot to them (because "celebz, LOL") until all the media screamed "MILLIE DOWLER
MILLIE DOWLER
OMG, THEY HACKED A DEAD GIRL'S PHONE".
the principle completely flew by them.
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she shufifed?
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>rwds1.jpg
how many of those do you have
I read all of your posts in the voice of Stuart Varney.
So fucking ironic rorkes love using small brain wojaks.
massive fan of this image
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made a thread lads
OH DEAR OH DEAR, we must have a new mainenanceman.
Genuinely hooting at this
Do yuo kno de wae?
disregarding every post in this thread
>So fucking ironic rorkes love using small brain wojaks.
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Taking vocaroo requests lads
I read all of your posts in 1920s gangster deep New Jersey accent
what are some implicitly white things?
Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss, and just terrified in general
reckon i could annihilate every single one of you simultaneously in speed chess
BM/WF is lit
Reposting this because some FUCKHEAD made a new thread before I finished typing.
Think I’m being trolled here, yes I’m being trolled. My yank/mirror/binocular joke was very easy to understand and you’re just TROLLING ME because you saw something clever but wanted to destroy it because you never could’ve thought of such a joke in a million years, let alone the milliseconds my superior brain took to create it. Nobody is this stupid, you are TROLLS. Now say sorry.
Are you really? I can't put Irish posts to the accent to be honest. I just assume you all sound like father ted
crossing the street
success
improvise some monkey news
>BM/WF is lit
Binoculars make things physically smaller
you trolled yourself. I'm an actual idiot
well good morning
bit cold out
Irish weather
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
on my way home now from Dublin
six time dis week
in Enfield service station now
go see can I get some food
not sure what the rest of the day I'll do
just see how it goes
ey tony getta loada dis fukin guy, eh? capish?
ah yes, another whole week of toiling/commuting and pining for the weekend when I can be drunk again
this is my life now. I guess it could be worse in fairness
would you shag kelly cates?
nah ur just dumb because you did the whole set up to the joke yourself. it would have made more sense if the yank had even been talking about mirrors
I sound like a member of the House of Lords
cringe
Read the entire first page of Ulysses, please. Irish accents are the sexiest in the world :3
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you do not kno da wae
Soy doesn't do you any harm. You'd need to consume litres of the stuff.
How to get the font like one in his screenshot?
really want to shag tony the tiger from the kellogs cornflake adverts
Is she retarded?
also taking vocaroo requests lads :3
Am I going MENTAL you f
Ah, I see. A troll. A Sup Forums troll. Again.
duh
do you kno da wae
You sound fucking terrible
shit i better stop then
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>How to get the font like one in his screenshot?
trainspotting
do u kno da fuck off to redit
d*b scum
>gif
fuck off
nah. the punchline isn't as funny if it doesn't emerge organically from the context.
please read this mate
>When the potato failed, fishermen all over Ireland pawned or sold their gear to buy meal. Woodham-Smith tells us that on January 9 1847, all the Claddagh boats ‘ were drawn up to the quay wall, stripped to the bare poles, not a sign of tackle or sail remaining...not a fish was to be had in the town, not a boat was at sea’
say this:
How long until we die?
Die from the inside out
How much is enough for us to see the light?
How much blood must be spilled?
for fuck sake
dublin accents are disgusting
yeah, when she was new to Sky Sports Centre, and when she was Dalglish.
*surreptitiously googles kelly cates*
how about we fuck on
NO POPE OF ROME
Troll! Internet troll go be a troll elsewhere you little-willied troll
my pee smells like my cum
just answer my shitting question
BACK OF THE NET
WHAAAAAAAAY GET IT DOWN SON
COME ON ABDHUL JAYAH NIKE SMITH YES MY SON GO OOOOOON
cucktholics ruined america
Say
>don't do that they do that there don't they?
seeing my doctor tomorrow lads
looking forward to it because she's really nice and helps me a lot
going to thank her
I'll just leave this here...
archive.is
beautiful
bart im piss
there's something wrong with the internet
don't forget to tip
That irish poster sounds like a soyboy
ill give her the tip alri
virus
>BACK OF THE NET
>WHAAAAAAAAY GET IT DOWN SON
>COME ON ABDHUL JAYAH NIKE SMITH YES MY SON GO OOOOOON
civilisation
hes a dubliner to be expected
i would give you my pure 100% gaelic irish accent but im not near a mic
ENGLAND only become protestant so henry could get a divorce
learnt that in me school
>and tie you up in the university bathroom so guys can use you and cum in you whenever they want
think I might have went too far with the dirty talk with the proto gf. She hasn't replied yet
it's true
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why does the hover-preview feature on youtube only work for some videos and not all?
going to send that to my sister
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SCOTLAND didnt though.
now she knows you're a cuck who fantasizes about other men fucking her
Just heard one of my low-calorie runts say “I’m not near a mic” haha, the things they say.
*spins around in my office chair and takes another swig of brandy*