The Amerimutt has hunted you down and is about to devour you in order to steal your white genes...

The Amerimutt has hunted you down and is about to devour you in order to steal your white genes. How do you convince him that he is whiter than you, Muhammad?

my family is of portuguese descent

whip out my bbc

simple

My great-grandfather was 1/512th Italian

>steal your white genes

I have inmmunity against your necromancer spells, la abominaciĆ³n del inframundo

show him my brown nipples

Oy vey goyim! I'm a jew.

>Implying i'm white
*inhales*

Take away his Popeyes, watch him lose the will to live.

I don't know my great grandparents

Show him my brown eyes.

i'm irish therefore not white

>an amerimutt posts amerimutts
is it an attempt to appropriate the meme to get less triggered?

I'm a 0% Canadasian.

He wouldn't survive a minute inside the polar circle so I don't have to prove anything in the first place

I say my name is Muhammad

His thick fat makes him immune to the cold. Like a Walrus.

I tell him that I'm Finnish.

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fugg

Being able to run from a bear is a valuable trait

>implying anything can pierce the infiniteflesh

Do we assume the nigger to be infinitely fat?

Yes, his -100% genes do not follow the rules of reality.