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haha what a bunch of mugs
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Hm yes I am a manager now, I am a different man than the one I was both. For once I worked side by side with Deano, this time I ask him to do things. Truly I am elevated
>leaving uni to work in a supermarket
Even if it's a "management" position that's grim as.
Glad I fell for the STEM meme
i don't wanna be alive
suck my knob wankers
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(no brain) Chess has always existed
(small brain) proto-Indians invented chess
(medium brain) Arabs invented chess
(medium brain but bigger) Jews invented chess
(big brain) Japanese invented chess
(huge brain) Maori invented chess
(transcendental brain) Eskimos invented chess
(multiversal hivemind) Britain invented chess
my druidic goddess
Ah yes
you really are a runt arent you
video games are not british
gta is british
stop saying this
brilliant post
>congratulations, you've proved yourself dedicated enough to toil to be a manager!
>This promotion comes with a 1% pay increase, but a 50% increase in responsibility and workload!
i've been binge watching 2 tv series and i have come to the conclusion that black people are the same as us
hm ah yes those unelected (((mandarins))) and knight garters of nowhere at all
you always manage to surprise me with the new autistic things you find liam
Ah yes the lucky £100k engineering twat and his failed brother
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Toil on the morrow; toil on the morrow
The Wagecuck's morning will bring him sorrow.
He'll rise in the cold, dark hours at dawn,
To spend a day being Toilberg's pawn.
He commutes through the darkness, the wind and the rain
To arrive on time at his toiling domain.
So sleep tight, Mr Wagecuck. Get comfortable in your bed;
You've got a long, hard day of toiling ahead
>Knight Commander
Sounds like a game for the Commodore 64.
>Always wanted to grow a beard
>It comes out ginger though
>Still really want that beard
>Hair dye only costs £2
Is it a bad idea to dye your beard?
>gets promoted to manager
>18k > 25k
>extra £100 per month after tax for 50% extra work
great
ginger beards are cool desu
reckon I'm the only fed on the chon
"Literally all sadness levels below a 7/10 can be amended by either eating or having a wank"
- Jesus Christ
legitimately spluttering at this image
that tfw i'm the smartest yank in /brit/ but i'm still dumber than 90% of /brit/
and the lord said upon them "let their be toil upon the morrow"
Do you hate urbex twats
Half of my beard looks invisible because it's blonde and brown
oy vey! be thankful goy!
I knew this would happen. Mummy bought boxes of chicken salad. I ate two whole boxes, which had the equivalent of 3 pounds of mayo.
ginger beards are cool
you're like a viking
i've been gone for a while, has the swedish flag been filtered by haitiANOs' boring posts
british job market sounds grim
might just pull a sickie
It's not solidly ginger like Tormund Giantsbane in Game of Thrones.
It's more of that maroon-ginger like Conor McGregor's.
Must be my Irish genes.
where did you get this image
Please be joking
I lived in Aarhus for 4 years. With that income tax rate I don't think you should be commenting.
completed the transition from leg man to arse man
yeah I know happens to a lot of people with brown or black hair over here. They have a ginger tinge in their beards
You don't know the half of it, and we do it all knowing we'll NEVER be able to own a home
wow man leave some for mummy if you want her to keep her lovely full frame
from Sup Forums a few years ago
I’m not. Luckily we have some laxatives, so I’ll be taking Oprah to the White House in a few hours
liar
jesus christ dont say that mate, one can hope the government one day flat out builds 2 million council homes
what about when i inherit my parents £700,000 home? you're poor, it's not the countries fault. you pathetic low life
>149
>few years
no you lying sod
can't remember desu
have to do a lot of work for my final year project next week
tfw we're already living in the dystopia
Yes i love strong tea. thank okay, Today i will buy Yorkshire tea.
just i have WEDGWOOD’s typical british tea set.
you got it from brit
My mother has insurance for me and my brother when she dies, but it expires in 2 years. Get £40k or keep mum?
on the first day, god created the heavens and the earth
on the second day, god created the sky; a great canopy over the earth
on the third day, god created the land, for man to set foot in
on the fourth day, god created the stars and the heavenly bodies
on the fifth day, god created all that lives in the water
on the sixth day, god created all creatures that live on dry land
on the seventh day, god rested
on the eight day, god created toil upon the morrow to punish man for his inevitable sin
on the ninth toil, toil began
Literally my dilemma right now:
>Have a Palestinian flatmate
>Want to make sausages
>Want to make sure my Palestian flatmate is asleep because I don't want him to get angry at me for making haram food
Yorkshire gold, if you can get it
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got banned from posting about the trannies in one of the agdq threads and now the swedish flag is filtered in brit because of the jewish, mental nut case
state
i hope to god you're joking
Quite mad to think that in maybe about 200 years Dragon Ball Z will be revered as a pagan religion
Are you in Britain or Palestine. who gives a fuck what he thinks
?????
wish they'd bring back tower flats just to put a bottom in the housing market. living in one of those piss-addled stab dens beats being trapped in the middle of nowhere forever.
Corbyn will take it from you.
you can see the misogyny on his face
I'm surprised the rabid feminists haven't gone after the word manager yet
tell him to fuck off and that gaza is jewish clay
business idea: underground cities
lol i'd sell everything i own and torch my car and sleep in the woods naked under a bed of leaves to keep my mum alive
don't think this will happen mate. give you're head a wobble
etymology: manager
>Etymology. The English verb "manage" comes from the Italian maneggiare (to handle, especially tools or a horse), which derives from the two Latin words manus (hand) and agere (to act).
One thing I will say about Denmark though, is that they still have a state housing programme worth the name and even the lowest cost housing has a garden keeper
there's still plenty of council tower blocks
(in manchester at least)
usually though they're just inhabited by single mothers, old people, mental patients and gays
Literally swear down
I'm just looking out for my own safety.
You don't know how he's going to react.
the virgin dilemma
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yes i will buy it after the work.
the british experience
god i wish i were that chantilly
jap
would fucking hate to flatshare with a shitskin
do you think they care abut such as thank
wanking a poo
the haitiano doesn't come around as often so i don't have sweden filtered anymore x
apparently in germany until like the 1980s there was some free housing.
HOW LONG UNTIL THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT BANS Sup Forums?
the virgin Tyler
the Chad Shay
video games are not british
the goal
why I worked so hard to become manager at DFS
*replies with that*
Hmm now to wait for all the girls to date me haha