Hey Americans, when you're at WalMart and you see some disgusting slob in a scooter...

Hey Americans, when you're at WalMart and you see some disgusting slob in a scooter, how do you resist the urge to empty a clip into them?

Considering Walmart has such a ready supply of guns.

See those kids?
If we shot those fat slobs it would take weeks to remove them from the aisles. Those kids would die in the mean time. We still care for the innocent.

Everyone here that isnt fat hates fat people. I personally hate them myself as they are disgusting piece of shit with not self decency, everyone here hates them with a passion

Allah teaches self control so I don't worry about these things

My wife rides the scooters because she has detached vertebrae and her back hurts all the time. They tried telling her once she can't use it because she's not obese

Why would I want to empty a mag into myself?

I make it a mission to make loud engine noises everytime I pass someone on one of these

Especially when its fat people

Fuck Im a cunt

This is one of the myriad reasons I avoid Wal-Mart. Few other places in the U.S. will you see so many fat people. It wasn't all that long ago seeing someone over 300+ pounds was a rarity. Now it is common place.

because i do not give a fuck about what other people do with their lives unless it directly affects me

when im at walmart im checking out the babes

She's getting a healthy beverage its got electrolytes. Also fuck Walmart refuse to shop at that shit hole.

i dont go to walmart

Well, it helps I'm not a nigger and have impulse control.

sounds like the place to find 10/10 qts

i prefer to go to the target literally across the street because of how disgusting the average walmart shopper is

Jesus fuck send it back to the ocean

>I want to cause undue suffering and harm to people who are not hurting me in any way

No, you're a fucking cunt.

M8. That ammount of lard will sto0 most cartridges.

You would need an elefant gun, and even then you have to keep in mind those are not meant for such a creature.

How do you even get that fat? Even when she was half that weight and still fat didn't it occur to her that "hey maybe I should start losing some weight?"

I wish these scooters didn't exist. These stores are fucking huge and quite an exercise just walking around for hours while you fill up baskets paid for by my tax dollars.

Spraking of my experience with MartKarters: There is this skinny woman in her lower 40s that has some psychological issues and needs someone with her while she shops because she's a weakling or something given the braces on her wrists. I don't tend to do a lot of smalltalk since this cunt is taking away from the job I already have on top of this waste of life I'm attending to.

Would you fuck her if she offered you $1000 to do it? No one will ever know but you and her and she has no communicable diseases.

make it 10k and i'd do it

That poor dude. He's got the "cuck my shit up" haircut in real life. His is story of unending misery and failure. I can feel it.

They are ALL that size m8, they wont shoot at their own.

>Clip
It's a magazine you inbred kangaroo fucker

>Clip

You're Australian is showing

Because we stopped using Springfields a few wars ago.

I love when the guy hits her with the car. Like that's going to help.

THICC

>not boycotting tranny bathrooms

>triggered tubbies

THICC

In the city Walmarts around here you see healthy niggers riding the scooters.

Sorry dude, but she just LOVES it rough.

If I could manage to get an erection, I'd do it for $500

That's going to be me in 10 years. Not looking forward to it, but when you've been working at Walmart for the past decade, this life is inevitable.

>How do you resist the urge to empty a clip into them?

It's really easy, it feels so damn good being fit.
Striding past with a proud spring in your step standing tall and breezing past them on both functioning legs with your nose held in the air, pretending you never even seen them, knowing that brief moment we crossed they completely and utterly ashamed of themselves.

lul
So glad I'm not like that, and I hope nobody is here.
Never let things get that bad.

I was at Canadiantire yesterday and I saw a fat man in a scooter and he had his little fat kids running around and I couldnt get into the aisle until they left. fucking fat people

that's depressing
get a pizza boy job desu if you have a car, i know it's no more to be proud of but the money and safety is not bad if you're in a >90% white middle class town

Just become a courier and you'll rake it in.

Problem is, so many people refuse to change anything in life and just complain about it. At least Walmart doesn't pay shit for people that have been there for a while.

im short and white therefore prison would involve being raped in the ass and im not gay so im not really into that
i do have a laugh at one rllllllllyyyy fat bitch who drives around town in a scooter with a trailer type cart though.

>Hey Americans, when you're at WalMart and you see some disgusting slob in a scooter, how do you resist the urge to empty a clip into them?

Because my gun takes magazines, not clips.

>courier
like a mailman? I've gotten ads in the mail for weekend courier job, sounds like they pay about the same as my pizza job, do they rake it in when full time?

As apposed to your anus, which takes bbc.

Sorry Aussis I didn't mean to trigger you. I forgot that the only guns you're allowed to own are break-action or clip-fed rifles with low capacity internal magazines.

>not going around tipping them over

>At least Walmart doesn't pay shit for people that have been there for a while.

This so much is true. I make just under $15/hr. Since I don't have a GED or anything, this is the best paying job I'll ever have.

Fuck i love this Strip so much. So simple, yet so True.

JUST

I prefer tipping them over like the cows they are. Also once the glorious right wing death sqauds reppear and put the degenerates in camps these porkies will be valuable for getting rid of the evidence before they disappear.

As a national socialist when I see this I think: "The modern world is revenge for what you did in WW2." I often think of that Degrelle video.

Its not for '' what you did'' its more of what you didnt do..

I imagine your store greeters are now days equipped with crowbars and margarine or do they just herd em in via the freight loading dock?

Who do they actually shit themselves in public?

Most people here would be humiliated by doing that - but not the American.

I've spoken to 3 Americans and all have said it's equivalent to the French rejection of deodorant
"it may be a little smelly but it's not unhygienic" actual quote from a US family member of mine.

I don't mean to offend but it really isn't accepted outside of your society - even Indians do it outside their pants.

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You actually rarely see it in america, I used to see it a lot as a kid but now it seems to have disappeared. Maybe they have been shamed enough that they just stay home.

They cant keep getting away with this

More like medical supplies and legal documents. I'd go for medical.

Theres so many factors that depend on how much you make. If you're lazy you wont make a lot.

For example, if you're fast you could negotiate for a flat rate payment which would be maybe $145/route which takes 7 or 8 hours. Normally you'd get paid per stop and you'd need to average 3 or 4 an hour which isn't hard if you're very organized, FAST, and efficient. Out of town routes pay really well. I remember one was 3 stops and payment was 130. Route took 4 hours and gas was 20 for me. You could do this route after the other route, and take urgent deliveries (not always available) which pay per mile. So you could get another $100 in those. So the most I made in a day was like 500 or 600 BUT I had only slept for a few hours. If you just are lazy and do a route expect to make the same as pizza, I've never done pizza but hear it's like 80/day?

Pic is 2 weeks. I ended up working part time and started a business on the side. A lot of us made a lot of money and were always criticized for doing "extra" deliveries.

>be Burger
>shit yourself
>get shot
>people clap
>then get shot too

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You can usually smell them 3 aisles away and you subconsciously move around them so you don't actually see them most of the time.

That one looks more like a coffee spill than poo

Oh the temptation is there user believe me

But prison ain't fun in this country

SICK BURN BRO

>1 burgerdollar has been deposited into your account

fuck off shill

The guy ramming into the scooter

>tip fatty
>hurt your back
>jabba pulls a pistol from its fat folds
>notice it cut the trigger guard so its sausage finger could press the trigger
>'huh, thats sma-'

what the fuck

>Everyone here that isnt fat hates fat people.
>Everyone here that isnt fat

All 50 of you?

I have debts to pay, but I wouldn't fuck that thing even if they gave me $10k.

I'd consider it, at least try to haggle for 2k though I'd likely take 1k.

>how do you resist the urge to empty a clip into them?
not being black

why would I be in a walmart

no one I know approves of that nasty shit. Jesus that's fucking disgusting.

The only people on mobility scooters I ever see are old or handicapped. I've never seen a fatty on a scooter here in Norway although we got plenty of fat people. You Americans ARE best at everything, even at being fat.

not with my dick but she can get the fist for 500

I call BS. If that picture was really from a Walmart there would be at least 30 Mexican children crowding that isle.

I've only ever seen one of these scooter whales once, and it was hilarious. I shit you not this whale was driving her scooter on the road stalling traffic. They can apparently get so fat that they can't use their cars anymore so they have to drive their scooters to the store instead.

Also

>Walmart

>Guns

This doesn't happen, but some do sell 9mm and .22 rounds rarely just never guns.

I don't see fat people at Walmart either. They are usually at Aldi instead, but most of the time you will find these people at buffets stuffing themselves.

hell, i'd pay her 500$ to lick her butthole

hey man I remember you!