BBC to use detection vans to packet sniff your WIFI

Just cuck my shit up, Britain.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/bbc-to-deploy-detection-vans-to-snoop-on-internet-users/

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inb4 1984

>detection vans

V for Vendetta becomes real.

Norsefire party when?

If you have nothing to hide you shouldn't have a problem with this. The police don't care whar porn you watch unless its cp

Meh, I pay the licence anyway. Still prefer having the option not to unlike loads of euro countries where their public broadcasters are funded directly via taxation.

That would be a massive waste of money. also they cant do shit if you set your wifi to only be strong enough to work indoors.

Finally it wont affect ethernet user master race.
its just bullshit. and I think at best they use listening mics to tell if you are tuned in to a BBC broadcast.

How would they do this?
The technical and moral aspect seems shady here.

Only complete mongs pay the license fee. Just don't answer the door. Don't speak to them. They'll never take you to court. The only people who get into trouble are the idiots who speak to them/argue with them. Same with debt collectors.

>BBC
>the police

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It's a scare campaign for the stupid. Like when they used to do a press release with some bloke waving an aerial glued to a plastic box with the implication that they could detect passively received broadcasts.

> The police don't care whar porn you watch unless its cp

inb4 white straight porn is banned in UK

Why don't we have a choice whether we pay for the BBC? Its such a pointless corporation

You do.

TV detector vans are a hoax. They buy a van, stick some surplus electrical equipment on top of it to look like a stereotypical "radar", and drive it through the street. They just want you to THINK they work so they can scare you into paying the licence fee.
This is probably the same thing.

Google has been doing this for about 5 years.

top fucking kek, so it's back to the future.
remember growing up in uk and having tv detector vans going around and trying to catch unlicensed tv viewers.
they're gonna have to have strong wi-fi gear to catch me.

It's times like this I wish I wasn't a NEET fuck that lived with my mum. If I had my own place I wouldn't pay that shit in a million years, and I would laugh in the face of the cucks they pay to intimidate you.

well yeah because they're in UK and you're in australia

The BBC is a dying organisation desperately trying to scare people into giving them money.

It isn't actually true.

The TV License Authority has always encouraged rumours about "TV Detector Vans" and other nonsense to try and scare plebs into paying the fees.

You guys do realize that telecom workers already do this on their own, right?

If you've ever noticed a telecom van parked around your neighborhood overnight, it's a good bet that some low-mid level tech is wardriving around looking for unsecured or vulnerable networks. Deep packed inspection has made so easy, someone like you could probably figure it out and in just a few hours, you too can scrape personal files off normies.

Mostly they're just opportunist/creeps looking for quick nudes or CC#s, but you have to think some of them are actual crazy/rapey types looking for an easy target.

Source: I know scumbag techs that talk about it all the time like they're suprserialhaxxors instead of human garbage.

so white people pay in order for non-whites to be employed and make tv shows that portray white people as racist and make them feel guilty to be in their own country.

niche market...

Time to rename the wifi to something other than UK.GovBenefitFraudVan02993CB then eh, don't want to piss off the plod

Just watch gay porn all day long.
Make them watch that shit.

Oh wait, they are Brits...never mind.

>to-deploy-detection-vans-to-snoop-on-internet-users

in case you watch tv without paying license ?

Don't even fucking joke about that man

>It isn't actually true.
I seem to remember a neighbour in the late 70's being taken to court over no licence.

That was terrible banter. Up your game lad.

>The BBC is a dying organisation

Pretty much, scraping the barrel with Come Dancing, Dancing on Ice and Bake a Cake programming, not to mention their Pro-EU bias and liberal/PC pandering

Literally run by Jews and Queers

>Being this naive

Or face sitting.

>Detection vans can identify viewing on a non-TV device in the same way that they can detect viewing on a television set
so not at all then

>BBC to use detection vans to packet sniff your WIFI

That has got to be illegal.

>tfw posting this will get bongs v8

Sorry for the loss

No because they can't actually do it.

What do you mean they can't do it, it's trivially easy to do that. Google got in a load of trouble in the US for doing it with their street view vans.

It's a clear invasion of peoples privacy to do that.

Not unless you leave your wifi open, I actually think it is illegal to connect to someone else's unsecure wifi here.

If you leave your wifi open (or use wifi) you deserve to have people smelling your packets.

Thought you fags just banned a bunch of porn or something?

Google were collecting the BSSID and GPS of access points, at no point did they atempt to intercept any communications.

On any standard, modern equipment, what they are suggesting they are capable of is impossible without targeting a specific individual at considerable resource.

This has gone too far already. Fuck off Theresa 'big sister' may.

You're fucking retarded.
It's a whole lot easier to lay viruses on the internet for credit cards and nudes of random people don't matter.

>>BBC to use detection vans to packet sniff your WIFI
>That has got to be illegal.
BBC = govt = can do what they want

Even though im not in Britain..

THIS is why you dont use fucking WiFi

>everything in my house is wired
feels good man

You're stupid. I use WPA2 Enterprise with Freeradius authentication because I have a lot of people to authenticate and multiple VLANs for them. Even with WPA2 Personal, as long as you change keys once every few months you don't have to worry. And if someone really wants to intercept any traffic to the internet, they can make the ISP do it.

>enterprise use is the same as personal use

Ethernet master race reporting

>he doesn't use a smartphone

>>detection vans
You don't know much about Britain if you think these are new.

>he does use a smartphone

So there's more ways you can tell them to fuck off and get a warrant?

Maybe it's just me but TV is absolute shit nowadays. I don't even own a television.

>multiculturalism everywhere
>ads every 5 mins
>everything is a liberal fuckfest whether you realise it or not
>hollywood is run by the Jew

BBC execution vans for the politically incorrect when?

I'll give those BBC queers Cyber AIDS if they come near muh tubes. They need to die, along with the occult brainwashing device known as Television.

>2016
>having a tv

>being a friendless NEET

Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

They never had tv license vans like they told us for decades and this is a pile of shit too

>not being a friendless NEET

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Well played my German friend, well played.

Apart from Match of the Day and Robot wars, there is nothing on the BBC worth watching

Also why the fuck do you need a TV licence to watch something on a fucking computer? The jewery is unreal

>read the BBC article
>related articles
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/02/australian-street-artist-who-painted-hillary-clinton-in-bikini-c/
My sides

SSH makes it difficult to sniff data.

too late mate

What does a TV broadcasting company have to do with wifi? How the fuck is this legal?

lel. why would they bother with this when then can just go to the ISPs and ask them for it?

or maybe they already do but don't want the public to know.

This.

Wi-fi is for normies.

This.

The latest rules on iPlayer confirm this.

I've never paid a penny to the Marxist paedophiles at the BBC and I don't intend to.

Just don't answer the door. There's nothing they can do.

Surely that's illegal.

Check the flag again mate.

>Robot Wars

Holy shit is that still a thing?

>"We’ve caught people watching on a range of devices, but don’t give details of detection as we would not want to reveal information helpful to evaders"

>We don't want to reveal anything or else we'll get called out on the fact that we're just driving around doing fuck-all

Goat fucking porn? Allah ackbar nigel.

Name? Plz?

New series started a few weeks ago, episode 3 is tomorrow

Surely the current generation know more about technology than the previous so know this detector van stuff is straight up propaganda and one of the things you can red pill idiots about how the bbc does nothing but lie.

Cucks

You do realise those vans are almost completely a myth, if they don't reveal the nature of the evidence they collect, that evidence can't be use in a court to secure conviction.

It's a complete smoke and mirrors operation.

>not using a VPN and end-to-end encryption

Come on guys, it's the current year

How are they going to packet sniff through WPA2? I'd like that tech for... reasons.

What the fuck. Isn't that shit a form of illegal wiretapping? Don't you have laws preventing private institutions from eavesdropping on your communications in the UK?

>private institutions

The Beeb isn't private, and (surprise surprise) the government has licenced them to do this. Whether it's technically possible is another matter entirely.

>implying there isn't total isp/cell-govt cooperation

>implying the intelligence agencies don't already have root in 100 ways

>implying that the government are the worst people to handle your data and not private enterprise

welp

lol it's not real

reread the article, a bunch of unrelated nobodies speculated this is what the government does

>pretending WPA2 is secure
>the current year

is it illegal to listen to phone conversations when you turn on your speaker phone?

>that flag
>i-its not r-real guys!

Good goy

this is true

>poster used briefly in 2002 before being taken down

hmmm yes very impressive

FUCK LADS BOBBIES HAVE CAUGHT MY WIFI SEND HEL-

you don't get it, brits are stupid because they manage to believe a van being driven by a goon earning 25k per year is actually being driven by a team of expert computer scientists and is full of expensive telecommunications equipment.


It's the government and BBC which created the myth

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Don't use wireless tech and you can't be sniffed.

Aubrey Addison

Isn't 'Anti-Social Behavior' just what the Brits call being a hoodlum? Loitering, vandalism, being a general nuisance? Some other Brit said that and I want a second confirmation.

Or verbal abuse.

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Fucking kek, it still makes me piss myself laughing that cunts think those things were legit.

BBC is absolutely powerless to do anything, last I remember I can watch everything under the sun through iPlayer, as much as they say I can't.

can confirm